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Aww. You guys took all the good suggestions, insane, stupid, and helpful..

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Oof. Gotta suck when THAT happens.

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Your references do nothing. Explain.

 

 

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Okay then.

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Bake a cake and offer peices of cake to the judges, and if asked say "The complex interaction between bacteria, organic protiens and plant extracts, makes baking a cake a masterclass in chemistry."

 

Alternatively, make some cheese.

 

Also:

 

If a sharp point is attached to the dome of a VandeGraaff generator, the point will spew charged wind. If you stand in this air stream, it will charged your clothing and hair, which will start clinging to your body. Which will make you feel like you've been dipped in vegetable oil.

Thusly, aim it at people (or if you are feeling less cruel, aim it at a 'Stand here' sign.) and science experiment, AWAY.

 

More evil:

Take a large crowd of children out into the sunshine and give each one a 20cm square mirror. Show them how to aim all of their little spots of sunlight at the same distant object, then stand back and see what they do. Better yet, run away.

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Oh damnit. A researchpaper is due next week and I can't come up with a thesis.. And I have to do a french composition and deal with regular stuff. DAMNIT.

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The french thing is easy, but it's the paper I'm ahving trouble with. I have to make a thesis based on books I've read this year like Night or All Quiet on the Western Front and come up with a literature based thesis. Which is very hard, seeing as I haven't the foggiest idea of how to make it work right.

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Both are translations, so you could do a thesis about the effect of translations on a work (lost in translation, differences in languages, etc).

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Problem is I don't understand German. So I wouldn't know how much was lost or what meanings were screwed with. I could try something else, like what caused the author of All Quiet to write about his experiences in the way that he did.

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That's what research is for. :P

 

Night was written originally in Yiddish and published in French, so that could be something.

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According to Remarque, soldiers avoided thoughts of the

past, of civilian life, because this led to distress. This led to

deterring, one of Pauls comrades, deserting. He was finally

broken by the sight of blossom on a tree that reminded him of

his home on the farm. He disappeared and was not heard of

again, with the implication that the provosts had caught and

shot him.

"Traumatic events do lead Paul to think about the past.

When his school-friend Kemmerich died of wounds:

Thoughts of girls, of flowery meadows, of white clouds

suddenly come into my head ... I feel my joints strong, I

breathe the air deeply. The night lives, I live. I feel a

hunger, greater than comes from the belly alone. (p. 27)."

 

It is not possible to portray emotional reality in words.

Remarque describes how people who have not experienced

war cannot understand war; he does this through his treatment

of civilians in the novel, particularly when Paul is at

home on leave:

"Suddenly my Mother seizes hold of my hand and asks

falteringly: Was it very bad out there Paul?.

Mother, what should I answer to that! You would not

understand, you could never realise it.And you never shall

realise it. (p. 107108)."

 

 

Dehumanising the enemy is essential to ensure that the

soldier can perform effectively. If Paul treated the enemy as

fellow human beings, they would not be effective soldiers;

they would be unable to go out and kill the enemy if they for

one moment perceived they were human. But this can happen:

"Under one of the helmets a dark pointed beard and two

eyes that are fastened on me. I raise my hand, but I cannot

throw into those strange eyes. (p. 78)."

The breakdown of dehumanisation is best illustrated in the

scene where Paul is trapped in a shell hole in no-mans-land

with a French soldier he has wounded:

"You were only an idea to me before, an abstraction that

lived in my mind and called forth its appropriate response.

It was an abstraction I stabbed. But not, for the first time, I

see you are a man like me. (p. 147)."

 

http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0924933804000860

(Have to buy...Would post more, but copyright law and such...)

 

 

For Night:

http://www.readperiodicals.com/201007/2078379131.html

(Free)

 

Also:

http://www.jstor.org/discover/10.2307/822346?uid=3738032&uid=2&uid=4&sid=21100794157351

(Have to buy, but there is an abstract so...)

 

http://www.jstor.org/stable/816910

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i'm just doing a comparison. Running things by the teacher now but thanks, I may need to fall back on that, Archi.

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Don't fret Earth, I've got alot of assignments to do too.

 

Assignment 1: Screenplay

 

Bad thing: I picked the wrong choice of animals. An Arctic fox and an Arctic Wolf.... Apparently Arctic Wolves will eat the foxes....

Good thing: Has to be appropriate for 5 year olds.

 

This is due next Wednesday.

 

Assignment 2 Part 1: TWELVE paragraph essay based on:

 

Assignment 2 Part 2: PowerPoint I have to put together on 10 notable themes and issues in the book Fahrenheit 451.

 

Both parts are due in two weeks.

 

 

I suck at themes...

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Panic slightly averted. Now I think I've got a working thesis but damnit I had this huge fear of spending the whole time I have to write the paper on working out the thesis.

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Don't fret Earth, I've got alot of assignments to do too.

 

Assignment 1: Screenplay

 

Bad thing: I picked the wrong choice of animals. An Arctic fox and an Arctic Wolf.... Apparently Arctic Wolves will eat the foxes....

Good thing: Has to be appropriate for 5 year olds.

 

This is due next Wednesday.

 

Assignment 2 Part 1: TWELVE paragraph essay based on:

 

Assignment 2 Part 2: PowerPoint I have to put together on 10 notable themes and issues in the book Fahrenheit 451.

 

Both parts are due in two weeks.

 

 

I suck at themes...

 

You're making that out to be ridiculously hard when they both are rather small tasks :rolleyes:.

 

The first one only needs to be about two pages, and since a playscript is mainly dialogue you don't need to worry about description/metaphors and such. Just decide on a story and write it as a playscript, I made it for you to show you how easy it is. I didn't put much effort in, this is why the dialogue is cheesy.

 

 

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A fox and a wolf are in a zoo, they are seperated by some thin iron bars and each have some food in the corner.

 

Fox: Don't eat me wolf!

 

Wolf: Oh, I won't. I've been trained to be more friendly towards other animals. Besides, I just had my lunch!

 

Fox: Haha, that is good.

 

Wolf: So, do you want to get out of this zoo.

 

Fox: Yes I would.

 

Wolf: Okay, I have a plan: what we need to do is to wait till the zoo-keeper comes than we run out and head for the forest!

 

Fox: Good idea.

 

The two wolves wake up early, they see the zoo-keeper coming at them with a bucket full of [fish/meat/wolf-food]

 

Wolf: Are you ready, Fox?

 

Fox: Sure am!

 

The zoo-keeper opens the door to the Fox and suddenly the Fox jumps over him and locks the door behind him. Fox opens the door for wolf and they both run to the forest as planned.

Scene cuts to them fishing by a river.

 

Wolf: This was a good idea, but that zoo-keeper was really nice to us and we don't have as much food as we did in the wild. We now have to work for our food.

 

Fox: I like it, I feel really free

 

Wolf: Yeah, haha me too.

 

Fox: We're such a pair!

 

Wolf: We sure are!

 

Bear: I've been watching you two!

Both the fox and the wolf look shocked, the bear smiles.

 

Bear: In the forest, we all try to help everybody out. Here, have this fish.

 

The bear throws a fish at the two. They both eat it quickly

 

Fox & Wolf (in unison): Thankyou Bear!

 

Bear: Call me Harold

 

Fox & Wolf (in unison): Thankyou Harold!

 

Bear: Let me introduce you to all the other animals, above me is bird

 

Bird: Tweet

 

Bear: To my left is turtle

 

Turtle: (slowly) hellloooo.....

 

Bear: And if you want, you're welcome to come to my house whenever you want for lunch!

 

the bear smiles

 

Wolf: We'll come today, actually.

 

the bear frowns

 

Bear: Oh, today. I'm pretty busy today.

 

Wolf: Oh.

 

Bear: Don't worry, I'll cancel my plans.

 

Wolf: We don't want to impose.

 

Fox: Yeah

 

Bear: No, it's okay. I was just going to see the ballet with my wife but I'm sure she'll understand.

 

Wolf: Good, I'm glad that's been sorted.

 

Fox: Yeah!

 

Bear: Hmmmm.

 

Tortoise: Seeeeeemmsss gooooooood beeeeaaaaarr.......

 

Bear: Yes, Tortoise.

 

The animals make their way to bears house to have lunch

 

Scene cuts to all the animals sitting around the table, the wife is looking dissapointed as is Bear. Bear smiles, regardless and serves them all some Duck A'laronge

 

Wolf: Hmmm, this looks nice Bear.

 

Bear: Thankyou.

 

Fox plays with his fork and stares at it.

 

Fox: I'm a vegan.

 

Bear: Oh, sorry.

 

Fox: Yeah, I can't eat this.

 

Bear: I know, sorry I'll get you something else.

 

Fox: Good, glad that's settled.

 

Wolf: (whispering) He should have asked.

 

Fox: (whispering) I know, how rude fo him.

 

Bear: [shouting] there may be a wait, Fox.

 

Fox: Oh.

 

Bear: Sorry.

 

Fox: Oh, that's okay. I'll just watch these people eat.

 

Bear: I'm very sorry.

 

Fox: Glad of it, doesn't make my meal come any quicker.

 

Bear: Sorry, working on it now.

 

Wolf: (whispering) I think we should just leave and go back to the zoo, I didn't realise people could be this rude.

 

Fox: I agree, Bear is an idiot. Didn't even think to ask if I was a vegan.

 

Wolf: Bear, look. This is embarrasing for you. You have been so rude to Fox.

 

Fox bursts into tears

 

Bear: I'm sorry, I didn't think to ask.

 

Fox: (blubbering) How could you have not thought to ask you monster!

 

Bear: I'm sorry, I'm really sorry.

 

Wolf: Let's just leave.

 

Bear: Sorry, I'm so sorry.

 

Fox: Bye.

 

Tortoise: Iiii aaaamm leeeeaaaavvviiinnngggg toooooooo, Beaaaaaarrr.

 

Fox: See, everybody is sick of your bullying Bear.

 

Wolf: He was just trying to make a point, he's a bad animal.

 

All of the animals leave, Bear is crying on the floor. As the animals change scene, you can briefly hear Bear's wife scolding him

 

Wolf: You know, I think we've learnt something today. Although the grass sometimes looks greener on the other side. It isn't.

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http://www.gradesaver.com/fahrenheit-451/study-guide/major-themes/

 

Essay plan for 451, the Powerpoint is just the same.

 

Discuss the world of 451 and how books are burnt and such.

Censorship

Censorship (split into two, latter being your opinion)

Paradoxes

Animal imagery

Life/Death

Ignorance

Instant gratification and how animal imagery relates to that.

Technology

Religion

Conclusion

Evaluation

 

Twelve Points ≠ Twelve themes, split themes that you are good at into two paragarphs. If it isn't benefiting your final mark, than don't worry about it too much.

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Don't fret Earth, I've got alot of assignments to do too.

 

Assignment 1: Screenplay

 

Bad thing: I picked the wrong choice of animals. An Arctic fox and an Arctic Wolf.... Apparently Arctic Wolves will eat the foxes....

Good thing: Has to be appropriate for 5 year olds.

 

This is due next Wednesday.

 

Assignment 2 Part 1: TWELVE paragraph essay based on:

 

Assignment 2 Part 2: PowerPoint I have to put together on 10 notable themes and issues in the book Fahrenheit 451.

 

Both parts are due in two weeks.

 

 

I suck at themes...

 

You're making that out to be ridiculously hard when they both are rather small tasks :rolleyes:.

 

The first one only needs to be about two pages, and since a playscript is mainly dialogue you don't need to worry about description/metaphors and such. Just decide on a story and write it as a playscript, I made it for you to show you how easy it is. I didn't put much effort in, this is why the dialogue is cheesy.

 

 

[hide]

A fox and a wolf are in a zoo, they are seperated by some thin iron bars and each have some food in the corner.

 

Fox: Don't eat me wolf!

 

Wolf: Oh, I won't. I've been trained to be more friendly towards other animals. Besides, I just had my lunch!

 

Fox: Haha, that is good.

 

Wolf: So, do you want to get out of this zoo.

 

Fox: Yes I would.

 

Wolf: Okay, I have a plan: what we need to do is to wait till the zoo-keeper comes than we run out and head for the forest!

 

Fox: Good idea.

 

The two wolves wake up early, they see the zoo-keeper coming at them with a bucket full of [fish/meat/wolf-food]

 

Wolf: Are you ready, Fox?

 

Fox: Sure am!

 

The zoo-keeper opens the door to the Fox and suddenly the Fox jumps over him and locks the door behind him. Fox opens the door for wolf and they both run to the forest as planned.

Scene cuts to them fishing by a river.

 

Wolf: This was a good idea, but that zoo-keeper was really nice to us and we don't have as much food as we did in the wild. We now have to work for our food.

 

Fox: I like it, I feel really free

 

Wolf: Yeah, haha me too.

 

Fox: We're such a pair!

 

Wolf: We sure are!

 

Bear: I've been watching you two!

Both the fox and the wolf look shocked, the bear smiles.

 

Bear: In the forest, we all try to help everybody out. Here, have this fish.

 

The bear throws a fish at the two. They both eat it quickly

 

Fox & Wolf (in unison): Thankyou Bear!

 

Bear: Call me Harold

 

Fox & Wolf (in unison): Thankyou Harold!

 

Bear: Let me introduce you to all the other animals, above me is bird

 

Bird: Tweet

 

Bear: To my left is turtle

 

Turtle: (slowly) hellloooo.....

 

Bear: And if you want, you're welcome to come to my house whenever you want for lunch!

 

the bear smiles

 

Wolf: We'll come today, actually.

 

the bear frowns

 

Bear: Oh, today. I'm pretty busy today.

 

Wolf: Oh.

 

Bear: Don't worry, I'll cancel my plans.

 

Wolf: We don't want to impose.

 

Fox: Yeah

 

Bear: No, it's okay. I was just going to see the ballet with my wife but I'm sure she'll understand.

 

Wolf: Good, I'm glad that's been sorted.

 

Fox: Yeah!

 

Bear: Hmmmm.

 

Tortoise: Seeeeeemmsss gooooooood beeeeaaaaarr.......

 

Bear: Yes, Tortoise.

 

The animals make their way to bears house to have lunch

 

Scene cuts to all the animals sitting around the table, the wife is looking dissapointed as is Bear. Bear smiles, regardless and serves them all some Duck A'laronge

 

Wolf: Hmmm, this looks nice Bear.

 

Bear: Thankyou.

 

Fox plays with his fork and stares at it.

 

Fox: I'm a vegan.

 

Bear: Oh, sorry.

 

Fox: Yeah, I can't eat this.

 

Bear: I know, sorry I'll get you something else.

 

Fox: Good, glad that's settled.

 

Wolf: (whispering) He should have asked.

 

Fox: (whispering) I know, how rude fo him.

 

Bear: [shouting] there may be a wait, Fox.

 

Fox: Oh.

 

Bear: Sorry.

 

Fox: Oh, that's okay. I'll just watch these people eat.

 

Bear: I'm very sorry.

 

Fox: Glad of it, doesn't make my meal come any quicker.

 

Bear: Sorry, working on it now.

 

Wolf: (whispering) I think we should just leave and go back to the zoo, I didn't realise people could be this rude.

 

Fox: I agree, Bear is an idiot. Didn't even think to ask if I was a vegan.

 

Wolf: Bear, look. This is embarrasing for you. You have been so rude to Fox.

 

Fox bursts into tears

 

Bear: I'm sorry, I didn't think to ask.

 

Fox: (blubbering) How could you have not thought to ask you monster!

 

Bear: I'm sorry, I'm really sorry.

 

Wolf: Let's just leave.

 

Bear: Sorry, I'm so sorry.

 

Fox: Bye.

 

Tortoise: Iiii aaaamm leeeeaaaavvviiinnngggg toooooooo, Beaaaaaarrr.

 

Fox: See, everybody is sick of your bullying Bear.

 

Wolf: He was just trying to make a point, he's a bad animal.

 

All of the animals leave, Bear is crying on the floor. As the animals change scene, you can briefly hear Bear's wife scolding him

 

Wolf: You know, I think we've learnt something today. Although the grass sometimes looks greener on the other side. It isn't.

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I see. The bear is quite clearly a representation of your father, who always tried to accommodate you as a child, but was simply unable to meet your high expectations. You, in turn, ran away on a regular basis, driving him further into despair.

 

Tell me about your mother.

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The fox was the jerk.

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The Legend of Korra is a great show.

 

The anti-benders have Faust-esque electrical power gloves. >.>

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RIP Dawngate ;-;

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