Bellatrix Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 Well, Yesterday's night I was meddling with my own bussiness: Getting a super-set and a load of pineapple pizza to Brimheaven dungeon, killing Bronze Dragons and hopping invane to get the ever-missing dragon legs drop. So, Im killing the big fat lizards down there, getting the usual addy javelins and mithril alch-junk. Then, I so another white dot on the minimap. Well, I thought that another player came to kill Dragons; why not? Then, He appears: a lv75 with iron armor, wielding a rune hatchet - no antidragon shield. So, I first wanted to warn him, but before I been able to type, he begins "Need free stuff plz". Well, first I though he is joking, so I replied "lol" - but he just keeps following me and begging (I was fighting the closeset dragon to the entrance), he tries to trade me, and so on. So, get annoyed and warn the noob: "Go away, or I'll feed you to the dragons" - nothing helps, he keeps begging from the entrance. When he see none of the wild dogs near, he comes to me and tries to trade. Ok, that noob had gone far enough, I think to myself - then I ran away from my dragon in the middle of the fight. As expected, after a few seconds the dragon turns to noob. Fire breath...pufff, 23 damage. The noob runs away, but the dragon keeps breathing after him, not to mention a black demons approaching his root in the room west of the bronze dragons. After a second, I see a lovely red dot, and runs there to explore - some coins, and lovely 15 cooked lobbies (pity I could pick more then 10 at that point). I had to have a quick chit-chat with the black demons who decided (surprise, surprise) to settle on the death pile, but I still got the 500gp and 10 free lobbies (no dragon slayer will object such a kindly food restock). Then, I couldnÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t resist messeging that begger (no dought he is in lumby/fally now, whining "omg, evil Bellatrix g0t me kill!!!!111 free st0ff pl0x!!!!!1". So, I pm him and say "Dragon's breath is hot, ah? Thanks for the *free* lobbies, pal". The guess what he replies? ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¢â¬Åfree stuff plzÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâà Slayer: 85/85, Herblore: 82/82, Farming 81/82, def 99/99.new goals: full sardomain costum from t.trails (2/6), slayer 87/90, attack 98/99Dragon drops: 4 half shields, 2 dragon spears | whip drops: 5.barrow drops: Ahrim's hood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunshafted Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 omg i hate noobs so much! in school you can ignore bullies, but in rs, you cant ignore noobs, it happens constantly "free stuff plz" sometimes even a threat "ill own you in wildy unless you gimme ur mask" do they really expect me to give them my mask because they told me to?? i mean come on is anyone really that stupid!!!??? the thing that ticks me off most of all is that some people actually give them free stuff!!! i mean come on people! giving to newbies fresh if tut island who dont ASK for free things i agree with, but actually giving things to people who ask for it, its stupid! your giving the enemy what they want!! even i tried it once, i was in a good mood, some chick asks me for free armour plz, it was a girl, i thought she was trying to turn me on with her cexy sprite phisique (unlikely... lol) but as i said, i was feeling generous, and me, in my full rune, gave this level 32 full addy (it was junking up my bank anyway) so this chick accepts trade and goes " full addy??? is that all??? omg you noob" i lost faith in the rs community that day noobs suck worse then my english teacher the alchaholic has spoken siggity siggity shwa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomom1919 Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 not to mention he paid 2k just to get into the dungeon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meb Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 Nice story... Retired 2146 overall - 136 combat - 6 skillcapes Plus I think the whole teenage girl thing will end soon (hopefully), because my girlfriend is absolutely in love with him(she is 18), and im beginning to feel threatened by his [Justin Bieber] dashing looks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starev91 Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 Meh, I was once killing blue drags in taverly, and it was nearly out of food. Then a white dot runs in and attacks a blue drag. It was a level 64 with no antifire shield. Before I could warn him, he got flamed, and I got a full load of food. Same thing repeated itself 8 times before he stopped coming. He never wore an antifire shield. It was... wierd. He never said anything to me, but I did like the free food :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dexek Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 I find that pretty funny. PoetryIndexed Picture 1Indexed Picture 2 Killed my maxed Zerker pure April 2010 Rebooting Runescape Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jenova1692 Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 lol ive done something like that before starev91, but i didnt keep coming back, i was too busy buying my rune b axe back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kill_Life Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 Nice story :cry: "A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do"[Currently playing: K1ll L1f3] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x_bow80 Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 What a noob :roll: 99 Pics - Range, Defence, HP, Attack, Magic, Strength, Cooking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigsword33 Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 hey bell! lol i feel sorta sad for the noob, begging there is not supposed to happen. they got beggers in barrows, dragons and now brimhaven dungean. what has rs come to? :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stealthman8 Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 heh, funny story 75/80 Hitpoints | 81/85 Strength | 1/1 Pray | 1/1 Defense [Make Me Rich!] | [Brutal Ownage] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giordano Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 Beggars deserve to be burned by a dragon! :twisted: I went to the f2p worlds yesturday to buy iron *cough* cheaper, noobs*cough* and I had 10 guys saying "free stuff plz". I mean I said NO and still, I said "I will not give u free stuff!" and it seems if the noob couldn't read, since he misunderstood that as give u free stuff. noob wishes to trade with you noob wishes to trade with you noob wishes to trade with you noob wishes to trade with you grrrrrrrrrr :evil: A good way to get the noob off ur tail is to put on run, trade with him, decline, and run away. He ant follow you. Unless he finds you again "The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satenza Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 hey bell! lol i feel sorta sad for the noob, begging there is not supposed to happen. they got beggers in barrows, dragons and now brimhaven dungean. what has rs come to? :roll: I've seen a lot. But my most prized moment is when a level 95 asks me if i can spare anything in dharocks crypt. I think he'd never been to the barrows before because he fought dharock on no pray and almost got killed. Yep, he had to tele. With so many trees in the city you could see the spring coming each day until a night of warm wind would bring it suddenly in one morning. Sometimes the heavy cold rains would beat it back so that it would seem that it would never come and that you were losing a season out of your life. But you knew that there would always be the spring as you knew the river would flow again after it was frozen. When the cold rains kept on and killed the spring, it was as though a young person had died for no reason. In those days though the spring always came finally but it was frightening that it had nearly failed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
primadog Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 :lol: must be allot of fun :) All I learned in life, I learned on Tip.it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gosu Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 Lol, i bet my incident is worse than all of yours. I was killing druids for herbs and i say, "yay a rannar". This lvl 100 killing druids right along beside me says, "can i have?" and i respond with a "lol" because i thought he was joking, but he actually starts trading me. :? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iv_Green_vI Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 rofl he wasted so much time and money what a noob :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pimpernel Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 heh ive said free pie before just kidding around... and i got about 20 trades simultaneously..... meh evil isnt it... =\ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bellatrix Posted March 26, 2006 Author Share Posted March 26, 2006 Thank you all for reading and making your comments :) Slayer: 85/85, Herblore: 82/82, Farming 81/82, def 99/99.new goals: full sardomain costum from t.trails (2/6), slayer 87/90, attack 98/99Dragon drops: 4 half shields, 2 dragon spears | whip drops: 5.barrow drops: Ahrim's hood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freshwacka Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 rofl he wasted so much time and money what a noob :lol: Rofl you're spamming and pointing out the obvious what a noob :lol: 99 Crafting Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QueenValerie Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 Omg!!!! That is one of the funniest story's I have ever read thank you for sharing ,, it soooo made me laugh. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaMMerTjE Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 I liked.. and disliked the story.. it's well written, and not just a 'omg i got my 798th begger today..' on the other hand.. we all have a story like that (well not really like that..) but we all have a story about being chased, bugged and annoyed by a person why is too lazy to play to get his own money. it's one of the reasons i'm going to play less RS and buy another.. Semi - retired, playing WoWCombat lvl: 103 | Total lvl: 1542 Goals: | Fletching lvl: 97/[b:05c6bf8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Umega Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 in school you can ignore bullies, but in rs, you cant ignore noobs I find that's the opposite. :? No longer playing Runescape, I caught the WoW bug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urban_Nomad Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 Asking if someone has something to spare isn't bad, especially when someone is mining all of the mithril or something and you only need one for a quest, or you need s lobby real quick to escape Barrows, and stuff like that. Its just people who ask for free stuff just for the sake of not having to work for it that are annoying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zerosouls Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 Lol nice story. I do see these people sometimes and you gotta wonder what in the hell is going on in there heads, and for that n00b to be able to attempt that again is just ridiculous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyclonetwist Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 but in rs, you cant ignore noobs erm, yes you can You have a ignore list for a good reason you know, when somebody is in your ignore list you can here him/her at all. Agaisn't pures Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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