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Britain to become the 51st state of America


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Yes, it is unfortunately official. After several secret meetings in neutral UN territory, Tony Blair has decided to let Britain become part of the USA. Both Bush and Bliar reckon this will be a great booster for the countries economies and improve foregin relations. Even American people have begun to sew on the extra star to their flags.

 

 

 

As part of this deal, The UK will cease to be in the year 2010; Northern Ireland will be handed back over to the Republic in the south; and Britain has already made plans to withdraw from the EU. EU members are shocked, however trade and travel willcontinue as normal between Britain and France as well as other UN states.

 

 

 

This really will be a sad day for us all. I dont want to be part of America, Im British/English... :cry: :evil:

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It worked elsewhere thoug :twisted: .

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Welll I got to hand it to you! You made somthing that would be impossible to become true sound like it had some backing to it! Though I wouldn't ever be fooled. :lol:

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I really wish people would put more effort into their April fools things

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Britain?!!

 

 

 

 

 

Bah!

 

 

 

 

 

OVER CANADA'S DEAD BODY! :evil:

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Try something evenly remotely believable next time.

 

 

 

Or maybe try to make it actually funny...I don't know.

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Britain?!!

 

 

 

 

 

Bah!

 

 

 

 

 

OVER CANADA'S DEAD BODY! :evil:

 

 

 

 

 

Dont tempt fate. Never know when Bush will up and go with canada.

 

 

 

Besides you dont even have a military. You lot tried to send us a military to help with the war or terrorism. You gave us 500 Soliders, but after the exchange rate it turned out to be a pint of maple syrup, a broken hockey stick, 2 squirrels, and a Mountie :\.

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Pmg!? Really? I don't wanna join the USA!

 

OMG!

 

 

 

 

 

Yeah, I know, incase you can't tell I'm being sarcastic...

 

 

 

Dont be sarcastic, Bush is Stinky, I urinated on a bush once it would be awful for the UK if Bush was allowed to push a button to turn on a light, let alone run it all.

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ok.. i hope this censors propperly

 

 

 

* OFF YOU BLODDY *

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ok.. i hope this censors propperly

 

 

 

* OFF YOU BLODDY *

 

 

 

Cant spell bloody? :P

 

 

 

trying to do a english accent thats how i hear it (longer D)

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The following statement is true. The previous statement is false. 60% of all statistics are made up 90% of the time

andrew i love you & want you to have my babys!!! <3:

Finally, I get to save the Earth with deadly lasers instead of deadly slide shows!

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