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Old Racist lady owned! * update

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This is a story of British Airways, and how they helped own a Racist ol'lady.

 

 

 

This little (white) old lady was seated next to a black male. Seeing how she was racist, she called for the stewartess..

 

 

 

"Is it possible that there is another seat? I cant be seated next to a man of dark complexion - it insults my heritage."

 

 

 

The black man is just stunned beyond belief, while the stewartess finally replies..

 

 

 

"Ill see what I can do."

 

 

 

 

 

Few moments later, the stewartess returns..

 

 

 

"We have no more seats in coach, but there is one seat left in first class...And if you would be so kind, and let this kind gentlemen through to his seat."

 

 

 

Everyone then stood up and clapped.

 

 

 

THUMBS UP BRITISH AIRWAYS! :lol:

 

(thx to the merciful)

 

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The lady did get owned, cause she was expecting a better seat - thinking her claim of a black man being lower than her, was appropriate. IMO

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In Khazakstan we say God, Man, Horse, Dog, then Woman, Rat and small cockroach..

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nice one,

 

 

 

stupid old racist cake

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Even if it's an urban legend, still a great story :D

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I've heard this story a lot and, although it's such a good story, it strikes me as an Urban Legend.

 

 

 

Yea ive heard it many times too, but i like it... thought there might be there might be someone who hasnt heard it

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In Khazakstan we say God, Man, Horse, Dog, then Woman, Rat and small cockroach..

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I've heard this story a lot and, although it's such a good story, it strikes me as an Urban Legend.

 

 

 

Yea ive heard it many times too, but i like it... thought there might be there might be someone who hasnt heard it

 

 

 

You're quite right. I'm glad you posted, I haven't seen it for awhile :)

First time I heard it :|

 

Me too ^^

 

 

 

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Nice one,heard it for the first time

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first time i heard it too, and ill have to agree, does sound like its just made up. good none the less, made me laugh :lol:

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You cant stand up in coach, and you barly have room for your hands so the last line of this story is false. Also airlines are usualy not that nice to people, but they may have figured that he could sue them so why risk a suit.

First time I heard it :|

 

Me too, but LOL. She got owned :lol:

 

I would off pushed her off the place (kick her out, not like dropping 50k feet)

"The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is."

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lol.. this is the first time I've heard it. Don't think it's true though-- airlines aren't usually that nice to their customers :P

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Whether its true or not, it sure puts a smile on my face - and i like to believe that its true, because racism is still a problem. :(

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In Khazakstan we say God, Man, Horse, Dog, then Woman, Rat and small cockroach..

M.A.D 4 Lyfe

This is a story of British Airlines, and how they helped own a Racist ol'lady.

 

 

 

This little (white) old lady was seated next to a black male. Seeing how she was racist, she called for the stewartess..

 

 

 

"Is it possible that there is another seat? I cant be seated next to a man of dark complexion - it insults my heritage."

 

 

 

The black man is just stunned beyond belief, while the stewartess finally replies..

 

 

 

"Ill see what I can do."

 

 

 

Few moments later, the stewartess returns..

 

 

 

"We have no more seats in coach, but there is one seat left in first class...And if you would be so kind, and let this kind gentlemen through to his seat."

 

 

 

Everyone then stood up and clapped.

 

 

 

THUMBS UP BRITISH AIRLINES! :lol:

 

 

 

imagine the ones under the baggage places (dont know the name right now). they'll stand up and... hit their had

Haha i love it :D! im a racist of racists lol :>

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The lady didn't get owned. The black man got a better seat. She doesn't have to sit next to the black man anymore. She just got what she asked.

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British Airlines doesnt exist ;) Its British Airways :P

 

This story obviously isnt true but perhaps its good to have a little laugh at silly old racists, im sure we all know a few of them.

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lol that was pretty funny wouldnt be too bad to be the black man get a firest class seat!!!

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How'd the lady react to THAT? 8-)

 

 

 

Seriously, how? :?

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The lady didn't get owned. The black man got a better seat. She doesn't have to sit next to the black man anymore. She just got what she asked.
Truth.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And to everyone saying "you can't stand up in coach" pure BS. I've only even traveled in coach and had no problems. Nor has any other passenger (excluding the exsesively tall) but the majority is no trouble.

And to everyone saying "you can't stand up in coach" pure BS. I've only even traveled in coach and had no problems. Nor has any other passenger (excluding the exsesively tall) but the majority is no trouble.
Exactly. The average US domestic planes might only have 73 cm seat pitch but British Airways domestic begins at 78 cm and to Europe at 86 cm. I think that the world services by BA go up to 96 cm in economy too :D

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"We don't want players to be able to buy their way to success in RuneScape. If we let players start doing this, it devalues RuneScape for others. We feel your status in real-life shouldn't affect your ability to be successful in RuneScape" Jagex 01/04/01 - 02/03/12

And to everyone saying "you can't stand up in coach" pure BS. I've only even traveled in coach and had no problems. Nor has any other passenger (excluding the exsesively tall) but the majority is no trouble.

 

 

 

Yep, and the airlines I've flown on have been very kind to their customers, and would totally do something like this.

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And to everyone saying "you can't stand up in coach" pure BS. I've only even traveled in coach and had no problems. Nor has any other passenger (excluding the exsesively tall) but the majority is no trouble.
Exactly. The average US domestic planes might only have 73 cm seat pitch but British Airways domestic begins at 78 cm and to Europe at 86 cm. I think that the world services by BA go up to 96 cm in economy too :D

 

 

 

Leave it to Merc to know the exact cm... :P

If she doesnt want to sit next to a black man so be it. Being a different colour is just a physical appearance and if she didnt like that or want to see it then she has the right to move.

 

 

 

So lets all take our moral high ground and call her a racist.

 

 

 

And yes I do know its a made up story.

And no lol why do you always want to get stuff from John Lewis. Its over ̣̉300 more then than what i paid.

 

John Lewis is a great, great shop.

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