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Who's Chuck Norris?

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I hear about this guy in forums all over the internet. Apparently I've heard he is supposed to be this pwnage master or something. I hate his name, sounds ugly. Who is he or is this a thing like the O Rly owl?. I want to clear this matter up, because it's been bugging me when I hear "No-one can defeat chuck norris." o_0

No longer playing Runescape, I caught the WoW bug.

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"We don't want players to be able to buy their way to success in RuneScape. If we let players start doing this, it devalues RuneScape for others. We feel your status in real-life shouldn't affect your ability to be successful in RuneScape" Jagex 01/04/01 - 02/03/12

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Well, it seems he does a many forms of karate and other martial arts. So I guess that makes him powerful. He looks a lot different than what I thought he would look like.

No longer playing Runescape, I caught the WoW bug.

Really? Odd -- he looks exactly what I'd expect someone called Chuck Norris to look like -- and not just because I already know what he looks like, either.

Chuck Norris is the embodiment of your impending doom.

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Dreaming of that face again

It's bright, and blue, and shimmering

Grinning wide

And comforting me with it's three warm and wild eyes

Chuck Norris is an internet meme.

Some people are changed by being a moderator. I wouldn't be.

Edit: delete this post thx

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Mercifull <3 Suzi

"We don't want players to be able to buy their way to success in RuneScape. If we let players start doing this, it devalues RuneScape for others. We feel your status in real-life shouldn't affect your ability to be successful in RuneScape" Jagex 01/04/01 - 02/03/12

Chuck Norris is a Texan :D :D :D

 

Nuff said.

When you are learning, you are growing. If you stop learning, you stop growing. If you stop growing, you die. Train hard, eat fried chicken, and take a one-a-day. (And cook that broccoli 'til it's yella and pour cheese all over it)

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Chuck Norris doesn't even do his own stunts.

 

 

 

Chuck Norris = Phailure.

To be honest i hadn't heard of him since the Chuck Norris Facts topic on this very board..

 

 

 

It's just popular internet culture to flamboyantly idolize him, and I actually find it rather funny :)

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-- Oh: Chuck Norris is my computing teacher. Just thought I'd make that known once more.

 

 

 

:lol: I remember that.

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(born March 10, 1940)

 

 

 

Are you joking!?!?

 

 

 

The guy looks flippin 35! Home Improvement... I hate that show :roll:

I think you got Tim ALlen and Chuck Norris mixed up? Tim Allen is the one on Home Improvement.

I think you got Tim ALlen and Chuck Norris mixed up? Tim Allen is the one on Home Improvement.

 

 

 

lol he got chuck and tim confused :lol: .

 

chuck = pker

 

tim = player owned houses.

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If you watch late night with conan o brien, he used to show walker texas ranger clips, because universal and nbc joined together. So he could show them for free with a lever.

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i love that lever:p

well today at 11:30 am 14 years ago i was born.. wo0t!!!
At 11:30 you should start holding your head underwater wo0t!!!
Stop acting such a moron.

He's your living nightmare. Oh and did you know that there is no theory of evolution, only a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

 

 

 

Beat that! :lol:

Bill Hicks[/url]":dhj2kan9]Since the one thing we can say about fundamental matter is, that it is vibrating. And since all vibrations are theoretically sound, then it is not unreasonable to suggest that the universe is music and should be perceived as such.

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Chuck Norris was the star of Walker Texas Ranger... Basically a show where he had extreme martial arts battles with enemies and usually roundhouse-kicked them in the face or something like that, and yet he was an officer of the law.

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He's your living nightmare. Oh and did you know that there is no theory of evolution, only a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

 

 

 

Beat that! :lol:

 

Hehe, we could be here all day if we quoted our favourite Chuck Norris facts :P

He used to apear on those cowboy shows and also on those low rated movies where hes a commando.

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Stunner is in the house! Make some noise please?

I think you got Tim ALlen and Chuck Norris mixed up? Tim Allen is the one on Home Improvement.

 

 

 

ahh yes :D my bad..

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