Umega Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 I hear about this guy in forums all over the internet. Apparently I've heard he is supposed to be this pwnage master or something. I hate his name, sounds ugly. Who is he or is this a thing like the O Rly owl?. I want to clear this matter up, because it's been bugging me when I hear "No-one can defeat chuck norris." o_0 No longer playing Runescape, I caught the WoW bug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercifull Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 Do you know what google is? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_norris http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001569/ http://www.chucknorris.com/ Mercifull <3 Suzi "We don't want players to be able to buy their way to success in RuneScape. If we let players start doing this, it devalues RuneScape for others. We feel your status in real-life shouldn't affect your ability to be successful in RuneScape" Jagex 01/04/01 - 02/03/12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Umega Posted May 31, 2006 Author Share Posted May 31, 2006 Well, it seems he does a many forms of karate and other martial arts. So I guess that makes him powerful. He looks a lot different than what I thought he would look like. No longer playing Runescape, I caught the WoW bug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete_the_Viscous Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 Really? Odd -- he looks exactly what I'd expect someone called Chuck Norris to look like -- and not just because I already know what he looks like, either. deviantart account Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubsa Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 Don't forget http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ either. This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danabis Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 Chuck Norris is the embodiment of your impending doom. Dreaming of that face againIt's bright, and blue, and shimmeringGrinning wideAnd comforting me with it's three warm and wild eyes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anesthesia Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 Chuck Norris is an internet meme. Some people are changed by being a moderator. I wouldn't be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercifull Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 Edit: delete this post thx Mercifull <3 Suzi "We don't want players to be able to buy their way to success in RuneScape. If we let players start doing this, it devalues RuneScape for others. We feel your status in real-life shouldn't affect your ability to be successful in RuneScape" Jagex 01/04/01 - 02/03/12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SLOWSTORM Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 Chuck Norris is a Texan :D :D :D Nuff said. When you are learning, you are growing. If you stop learning, you stop growing. If you stop growing, you die. Train hard, eat fried chicken, and take a one-a-day. (And cook that broccoli 'til it's yella and pour cheese all over it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimate7777 Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 Chuck Norris doesn't even do his own stunts. Chuck Norris = Phailure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adthegreat- Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 To be honest i hadn't heard of him since the Chuck Norris Facts topic on this very board.. It's just popular internet culture to flamboyantly idolize him, and I actually find it rather funny :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete_the_Viscous Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 -- Oh: Chuck Norris is my computing teacher. Just thought I'd make that known once more. deviantart account Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knives669 Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 -- Oh: Chuck Norris is my computing teacher. Just thought I'd make that known once more. :lol: I remember that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadfdfd Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 (born March 10, 1940) Are you joking!?!? The guy looks flippin 35! Home Improvement... I hate that show :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faux Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 I think you got Tim ALlen and Chuck Norris mixed up? Tim Allen is the one on Home Improvement. :: Guess the Movie Contest Champion: pfilc23 :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomom1919 Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 I think you got Tim ALlen and Chuck Norris mixed up? Tim Allen is the one on Home Improvement. lol he got chuck and tim confused :lol: . chuck = pker tim = player owned houses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apinagez Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 ^The most disturbing signature on Tip.it^Last.fm|HELLY KAYLA!|Oh the mehagurtz!|#Siencemakers"they care less about their spelling mistakes then I." - Lionheart"apinagez... let me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unknownmasterofnothing Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 If you watch late night with conan o brien, he used to show walker texas ranger clips, because universal and nbc joined together. So he could show them for free with a lever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biggy08755 Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 i love that lever:p well today at 11:30 am 14 years ago i was born.. wo0t!!!At 11:30 you should start holding your head underwater wo0t!!!Stop acting such a moron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oy_the_Great Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 He's your living nightmare. Oh and did you know that there is no theory of evolution, only a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live. Beat that! :lol: Bill Hicks[/url]":dhj2kan9]Since the one thing we can say about fundamental matter is, that it is vibrating. And since all vibrations are theoretically sound, then it is not unreasonable to suggest that the universe is music and should be perceived as such. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 Chuck Norris was the star of Walker Texas Ranger... Basically a show where he had extreme martial arts battles with enemies and usually roundhouse-kicked them in the face or something like that, and yet he was an officer of the law. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubsa Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 He's your living nightmare. Oh and did you know that there is no theory of evolution, only a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live. Beat that! :lol: Hehe, we could be here all day if we quoted our favourite Chuck Norris facts :P This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S_C_Stunner Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 He used to apear on those cowboy shows and also on those low rated movies where hes a commando. Stunner is in the house! Make some noise please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadfdfd Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 I think you got Tim ALlen and Chuck Norris mixed up? Tim Allen is the one on Home Improvement. ahh yes :D my bad.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flamestrike Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 chuck norris can gargle peanut butter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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