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Paris Hilton Releases A Single! Not A Joke!


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Just saw it on C4 (England). As you would have guessed, pathetic. Anyone else heard this, if you have any comments on it?

 

 

 

My 15 pence: It's rubbish, she is just trying to get back into the light.

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As well did I. Its extraordinarly awful.

And no lol why do you always want to get stuff from John Lewis. Its over ̣̉300 more then than what i paid.

 

John Lewis is a great, great shop.

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Better or worse than Jordan's single?

 

:lol:

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Her manager had the recordings for that atrocity hanging in his office in a red box which read "in case of lack of publicity, break glass". There used to be three of those boxes, the first one held the sex tape. Nobody knows what the third box holds, but verily, the apocalypse shall soon be upon us should it be broken.

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Her manager had the recordings for that atrocity hanging in his office in a red box which read "in case of lack of publicity, break glass". There used to be three of those boxes, the first one held the sex tape. Nobody knows what the third box holds, but verily, the apocalypse shall soon be upon us should it be broken.

 

 

 

Lmao! :lol:

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I don't know what it is, but something keeps telling me you "own"?

"When you're happy it's like you're a bird; you can fly. The only trouble is, you need other birds to fly with"

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Her manager had the recordings for that atrocity hanging in his office in a red box which read "in case of lack of publicity, break glass". There used to be three of those boxes, the first one held the sex tape. Nobody knows what the third box holds, but verily, the apocalypse shall soon be upon us should it be broken.

 

 

 

:shock:

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And still she manages to get what she wants most: attention.

 

 

 

Paris Hilton rocks.

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I cant find any words to describe it.

 

 

 

Her manager had the recordings for that atrocity hanging in his office in a red box which read "in case of lack of publicity, break glass". There used to be three of those boxes, the first one held the sex tape. Nobody knows what the third box holds, but verily, the apocalypse shall soon be upon us should it be broken.

 

 

 

:lol: Your reply right there has changed my life. :D

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Her manager had the recordings for that atrocity hanging in his office in a red box which read "in case of lack of publicity, break glass". There used to be three of those boxes, the first one held the sex tape. Nobody knows what the third box holds, but verily, the apocalypse shall soon be upon us should it be broken.

 

:shock: :lol:

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Paris Hilton!? She should be dead by now!.....That no good hitman...

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Knowing that you're one of the million idiots to copy that same mastercard advert: Priceless

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That song is a rip-off of an old song. It has the same beat. Look here if you think I am lying. Read the thing and listen to the mashed in music. It'll play 10 second clips of each song. They sound VERY similar...

 

 

 

http://www.wwtdd.com/index.php?type=one&i=1032

 

 

 

I wouldn't be surprised. Her song is just bubblegum

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