Sure :)..but that's not really on topic with the discussion.

[this was a month and a half ago] ok so after talking to my friend about goals and how long iv been playing a noob inserts himself -

 

noob- oh so you'v only been playing 2 months? have you heard about the trade glitch?

 

me- no, and i don't want to

 

noob- well you trade me 5m and i trade you 2m and we both get 10m

 

me- just keep going k?

 

noob- what you dont want free money? we just got to goto a place called gamers grotto

 

now we all know where this is going but yeah people underestimate people, and since i have a couple friends that can handle just about anyone else in the game i had them meet me there for kicks, but the stupid lurer thought his friend could handle a 137 in pro mage gear, a 138 in pro mage gear and another 138 in bandos/claws and rather than admitting he was luring his friend lost around 10m, pretty funny overall

<.< I Think those 138+ aren't noobs they could pawn my low account in one hit. {:

Happened to me a few days ago, I was on my noob account, smithing in Burthorpe, when a lvl3 came to me.

 

lvl3: How can I get out of here?

me: Where would you like to go?

lvl3: Agility

me: The agility course is a bit north from here

 

(he stands there saying nothing)

 

me: Would you like me to show you the place?

lvl3: Scammer!!!

 

(he runs away)

 

:blink:

He probably thought you were going to charge him 10k or something.

He probably thought you were going to charge him 10k or something.

 

Ah yes, perhaps! Never occurred to me.

 

I was thinking that maybe when he started playing, he only got one piece of advice from some friend, who had played earlier: "never go north with anyone, they take you to wildy and kill you and take all your stuff!"

He probably thought you were going to charge him 10k or something.

 

Ah yes, perhaps! Never occurred to me.

 

I was thinking that maybe when he started playing, he only got one piece of advice from some friend, who had played earlier: "never go north with anyone, they take you to wildy and kill you and take all your stuff!"

Indeed, that is possible. But I wouldn't worry too much about it, as you know you were only sincerely offering to help ^_^.

Someone asked me for money. So I advised:

 

"Cut some trees or go mine iron ore."

He replied: "No...To hard and boring i make my living of sqeel of forchew" [sic].

Some will ask me for money.. I give them like 100k and then later they come back with a friend and say either "Can I have money or Look that guy scammed me."

RuneSpan was not hyped enough.

[spoiler=Proof]I mentioned today's update and my friend said: "What was today's update?" Q.E.D.

 

Head-desk. People don't even read the front page it is kind of hilarious. :(

RuneSpan was not hyped enough.

[spoiler=Proof]I mentioned today's update and my friend said: "What was today's update?" Q.E.D.

 

 

Someone asked me what Runespan was and where is was and I tell them "I have no Clue" but they keep asking.

"Doubleing money all i need is a fire rune!!!!!!!!"

 

From the Grand Exchange.

So there I was standing at the G.E. when I overhear this conversation.

 

 

 

 

:wall:

..... Wow.

Here's something that happened a few minutes ago (The noob is in red, though there are some funny stuff others said):

 

[hide=Some language][/hide]

 

 

(BTW, I've been reading since page 1, reached page 135 so far :P reading the thread to pass time while going for 99 Firemaking.)

Edited May 24, 201214 yr by Quyneax
Added hide tags.

Was fine up until he tried to act like he was from 2005. Went downhill for him from there. :P

Would've been easier to just tell him how to get it though, since he obviously didn't know about any fansites.

But... google "runescape dusty key" and you'll get 5 websites with answers?!?! This is 2012, not 1998. People should know how to perform a simple websearch.

But... google "runescape dusty key" and you'll get 5 websites with answers?!?! This is 2012, not 1998. People should know how to perform a simple websearch.

 

I didn't know webpages like that existed until I encountered a tip.it event and joined here. It might have been an earlier time, but newbs will be newbs. :P

It's easy for people who know better to expect others to take the simple route.

But... google "runescape dusty key" and you'll get 5 websites with answers?!?! This is 2012, not 1998. People should know how to perform a simple websearch.

 

I didn't know webpages like that existed until I encountered a tip.it event and joined here. It might have been an earlier time, but newbs will be newbs. :P

It's easy for people who know better to expect others to take the simple route.

 

Google IS the simply route! Gah!

But... google "runescape dusty key" and you'll get 5 websites with answers?!?! This is 2012, not 1998. People should know how to perform a simple websearch.

 

I didn't know webpages like that existed until I encountered a tip.it event and joined here. It might have been an earlier time, but newbs will be newbs. :P

It's easy for people who know better to expect others to take the simple route.

Google IS the simply route! Gah!

Thanks for agreeing with me. :o

I guess. Then again I've been learning to look stuff up on google since I was very young. I google search first, and ask someone second.

I guess. Then again I've been learning to look stuff up on google since I was very young. I google search first, and ask someone second.

 

I google everything these days if I have a question about anything. No point in asking my dad as if he doesn't know it either, he googles it.

 

This is getting a little off-topic though. Sorry for derailing the thread. :P

Here's a quite funny converstation I just had:

 

Noob: Need help buying 10k maple longbow u's paying 50k over (repeated a few times)

Me: [Noob], why do you need that?

Noob: Alching. Help me out?

Me: I strongly doubt you can get through 10k maple longbow (u) in 4 hours

Me: So you can simply wait until the limit is reset and you can buy more.

Noob: Lol I'm stockpiling

Me: No point

Me: There's no real point in stockpiling unless you want to autoclick it all

Noob: Exactly, not like I wanna check lmao

Me: So you're admitting to botting?

Me: Not a really smart thing

Noob: I never admitted anything <-- yeah right

 

Then he proceeds to flame me, nothing surprising.

 

 

Here's another really funny one.

Some guy was pretending to drop Dharok's sets (I knew he was going to drop bronze sets, though.)

Then the noob started saying "items worth more than 3k don't show up on ground anyway"

I tell him "Dude have you been living under a rock or something?

Noob: Dude stfu I'm twice your level

Me: Oh, I didn't know you were Lv. 212!

Noob: It's called exaggeration, go back to school

 

Sad thing is that the noob was lv 135.

I don't remember the particular conversation, but this guy from another clan tried to say I was blackmailing him for arguing with him. Was like...dafuq?