999134 Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 Missed some of conv but thought this was funny Check it out, huge amount of effort has gone into this massive mod![hide=old sig][/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheefoo Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 Missed some of conv but thought this was funny Did you get the medal? :-( [spoiler=I LOVE MY STATION] 01001001001001110110110100100000010101000111011101100101011011000111011001100101001000000110000101101110011001000010000001110111011010000110000101110100001000000110100101110011001000000111010001101000011010010111001100111111 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinobu_Sensui Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 Missed some of conv but thought this was funnyThat guy was probably legit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rohanlord Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 The amount of beggars since free trade returned is mind boggling :-( Still I had a guy the other day who wanted to log into my account so he could take pictures of my bank.. I told him I'd e-mail him a pic but he said that wouldn't work. Then he tried the whole moderator thing. He was really desperate as well to get my pass :-P Notable solo drops: x3 Bandos boots, x2 Dragonic Visage, x2 Bandos Tassets, x1 Bandos Hilt, x1 Bandos Chestplate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shasta_sms Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 The amount of beggars since free trade returned is mind boggling :-( Still I had a guy the other day who wanted to log into my account so he could take pictures of my bank.. I told him I'd e-mail him a pic but he said that wouldn't work. Then he tried the whole moderator thing. He was really desperate as well to get my pass :-P Well played by the wanna be hacker, a true pro #-o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K4ylan Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 If all else fails, blatantly ask if you can just have their password. ~~~The Harpy List~~~Harpy Facts~~~It's Super Effective~~~The Beginning~~~Harpy Therapy Center~~~Alg~~~Jedi Harpy~~~Rohirrim~~~Attenuation~~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kata_Phfract__the_slayer Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 If all else fails, blatantly ask if you can just have their password.I did that to an obvious scammer. got muted for a week. :wall: I'm a Brony and proud of it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slayer_Jesse Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 :mellow:I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU!!! :mrgreen: [hide=Siggy credits]The Awesome, Epic, Amazing, S3xah A-10 Sig By Unolexi! I wub u Uno!InsanityV2 Did the Franz Ferdinand Sig.Killerwatt is responsible for the Arctic Monkeys sig.Pat_61 did the B-2 sig and the raptor sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dire_Wolf Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Sometimes I wonder how some people get on my friends list... Lol ^ somewhere close to an alter. You have to be pretty dumb to not get that joke :/Where is the fun part? A friend asking for help? :rolleyes: LOL ALSO:BAZZ THE BOT ROCKS! :thumbup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
remef Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 please put images with swearing in hide tags as listed here! thank you. ~ strilmus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadBieber Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 I've only read through the last page, but the pics I've seen are hilarious! I'll have to start screenshotting my fail conversations. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saunamajuri Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 Haven't had any good noob moments in a while, but here's one that happened not long ago. *Walking around, minding my own business.**A wild beggar appears!" He: "Hey can u give me money im poor?" Me: "Yes I CAN." *He keeps trading me*He: "Trade." Me: "No." He: "U said u were gonna give money." Me: "I said I am able to give money, not that I am going to give." *I continue. He keeps trading and begging. I finally stop.*Me: "Okay, I'm gonna give you something." He: "Give 1m." Me: "Even better! A VIP ticket to my ignore list!" *Ignored**He follows me for some time still and then leaves." I just love to do that. :smile: "An Amateur practices until he can get it right. A Professional practices until he can't get it wrong." Quests just keep bringing me back to this game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omali Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 Haven't had any good noob moments in a while, but here's one that happened not long ago. *Walking around, minding my own business.**A wild beggar appears!" He: "Hey can u give me money im poor?" Me: "Yes I CAN." *He keeps trading me*He: "Trade." Me: "No." He: "U said u were gonna give money." Me: "I said I am able to give money, not that I am going to give." *I continue. He keeps trading and begging. I finally stop.*Me: "Okay, I'm gonna give you something." He: "Give 1m." Me: "Even better! A VIP ticket to my ignore list!" *Ignored**He follows me for some time still and then leaves." I just love to do that. :smile: That's a poor way to train a dog. If you teach him that being annoying will get him what he wants, he'll just keep annoying other people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tansuo Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 a classic from the ge | | | A Blog to Bathtubs for BeginnersQuest Cape | 99 Defence Achieved 11-Jul-2011 17:41 | 99 Prayer 11-Jul-2012 | 99 Constitution 02-Aug-201299 Attack 31/10/2012 | 99 Dungeoneering 31/10/2012 | 99 Strength 31/10/2012 | 99 Magic 2/12/201299 Range 16/12/2012 | 99 Herblore 25/12/2012 | 99 Summoning 4/1/2013 | 99 Firemaking 6/3/201399 Farming 10/4/2013 | 99 Slayer 11/7/2013 | 99 Fletching 21/8/2013 | 99 Smithing 22/8/2013 99 Crafting 19/12/2013 | 99 Cooking 15/1/2014 | 99 Agility 25/1/2014 | 99 Thieving 01/02/201499 Construction 21/04/2014 | 99 Woodcutting 04/03/2014 | 99 Fishing 17/04/2014 | 99 Mining 23/07/201599 Divination 27/07/2015 | 99 Runecrafting 20/08/2015 | 99 Hunter 20/08/2015 | Maxed 20/08/2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saunamajuri Posted June 2, 2011 Share Posted June 2, 2011 Haven't had any good noob moments in a while, but here's one that happened not long ago. *Walking around, minding my own business.**A wild beggar appears!" He: "Hey can u give me money im poor?" Me: "Yes I CAN." *He keeps trading me*He: "Trade." Me: "No." He: "U said u were gonna give money." Me: "I said I am able to give money, not that I am going to give." *I continue. He keeps trading and begging. I finally stop.*Me: "Okay, I'm gonna give you something." He: "Give 1m." Me: "Even better! A VIP ticket to my ignore list!" *Ignored**He follows me for some time still and then leaves." I just love to do that. :smile: That's a poor way to train a dog. If you teach him that being annoying will get him what he wants, he'll just keep annoying other people.I hoped he would understand that when you beg...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BW2vrPpmJOA&feature=related "An Amateur practices until he can get it right. A Professional practices until he can't get it wrong." Quests just keep bringing me back to this game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maleficus1055 Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 Slight necroing, but I saw this the other day. COME ON. Tumblr. Follow me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estoc Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 Saw one of those "money doublers" at ge, conversation went something like this: Doubler: Doubling money test me Player: 1 trade? Doubler: No i'll lose my stuff! #-o From the empty days of hope, deny the darknessFollow my voice, we'll run far away from hereIf only to hide, to escape this lifeAnd live forever, forever in the sun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aceethan Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 Noob: Do you have any 99s? Me: Nope Noob: How do you get one anyway? Me: Ummm, train the skill till it reaches 99.... Noob: No, I mean the cool capes. Me: Oh, there are certain people, one for each skill, that will sell them to you. Noob: So i have to buy it? What is it like 10, 15k? Me: Nope, 99k. Noob: WOAH, how would anyone every get that much money? Me: I have a couple million in gold often, and others have billions. Noob: No way..... Noob: I'm pretty good, only have one level 1 and that's Slayer. Me: Good for you. Noob: How do you do it anyway? Me: What? Slayer? Noob: Yeah. Me: Dude I could talk to you forever abut all things Runescape, but hows about you go check the Knowledge Base. Noob: Whats that? Me: Something you read for knowledge. Noob: Ugh, I hate reading. Me: That explains a lot. Noob: What? Ummmmm, okay where's the Knowledge Base. Me: Very first page of website. Have fun. At this point he logs, and then comes back in a few minutes talking about how he now knows how to slay and is going to go do it lol. =D> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amonitas Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 At least you should feel good about helping someone play the game. I remember being a noob myself too. But that was the time of RSC where you were on your own, no knowledge bases. Quest cape since 11th July 99 Farming 4th February 99 Cooking 31st August Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeffwilson99 Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 Noob: Do you have any 99s? Me: Nope Noob: How do you get one anyway? Me: Ummm, train the skill till it reaches 99.... Noob: No, I mean the cool capes. Me: Oh, there are certain people, one for each skill, that will sell them to you. Noob: So i have to buy it? What is it like 10, 15k? Me: Nope, 99k. Noob: WOAH, how would anyone every get that much money? Me: I have a couple million in gold often, and others have billions. Noob: No way..... Noob: I'm pretty good, only have one level 1 and that's Slayer. Me: Good for you. Noob: How do you do it anyway? Me: What? Slayer? Noob: Yeah. Me: Dude I could talk to you forever abut all things Runescape, but hows about you go check the Knowledge Base. Noob: Whats that? Me: Something you read for knowledge. Noob: Ugh, I hate reading. Me: That explains a lot. Noob: What? Ummmmm, okay where's the Knowledge Base. Me: Very first page of website. Have fun. At this point he logs, and then comes back in a few minutes talking about how he now knows how to slay and is going to go do it lol. =D> Should have done some self promoting and directed him here ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Observer Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 You actually can as well considering Tip.it is a platinum fansite. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocefisso Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 It seems noobs are ever more incapable of just figuring the game out on their own. I suppose it's inevitable with all the 12 year old that have always been a part of the RS userbase, but I've only started to take note in the last two or three years. "Imagine yourself surrounded by the most horrible cripples and maniacs it is possible to conceive, and you may understand a little of my feelings with these grotesque caricatures of humanity about me." - H.G. Wells, The Island of Doctor Moreau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aceethan Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 Same guy as my first post, different conversation. Noob: Whats your con lv? Me: 66 Noob: Darn, I need an alter so I can get extra prayer xp. Me: Sounds like a good idea, but gilded alter is 75 con right? Noob: Yeah, but with ice drag bones I can get 10k xp per bone Me: Frost drags you mean? Yeah those bones are like 14k each and you said 99k was a lot of money earlier Noob: Well its worth it Me: Even if you were lv 50, you would need 2 something mil to get to 60 Noob: Well I'm 65 Me: 65 prayer? Noob: Ohhh, no 65 combat 32 prayer Me: Right so like 1.8 mil to get from 32 to 50 Noob: Yeah, thats a lot of money, guess I'll go mine some more granite it gets me the big $$$$$ you know? Me: Right.... Not as funny as the first conversation, but still pretty amusing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frede173 Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 ^Reminds me of when I mined coal in barbarian village for money. :D On a good day I could make up to 50K lol Owner of a comp cape since February 11th 2012. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asamin Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 Easy, this is from ages and ages ago but: Noob: Selling rare black lobbies 50k each!! Me: (playing along with him) I'll buy them let me get my money Noob: Ok just do it quick cuz I don't wanna get reported for scamming Just wow... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now