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To the people who questioned about curses in F2P, using an altar still gives you the option to change prayer books even in F2P (assuming you haven't disabled that prompt).

 

I wonder if the falador alter lets you swap between curses(prayers in f2p if you have completed the falador tasks.

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After killing a lot of steel dragons I finally had enough for a Green h'ween mask. Managed to get one and tele'd to lumby wearing it. I stood there proud to be wearing something worth 95mil and immediately some one noticed. He walked up to me and, "Lol noob mask," and ran off :-|

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After killing a lot of steel dragons I finally had enough for a Green h'ween mask. Managed to get one and tele'd to lumby wearing it. I stood there proud to be wearing something worth 95mil and immediately some one noticed. He walked up to me and, "Lol noob mask," and ran off :-|

Ah, a veiled compliment if I've ever heard one! It sounds as if he could barely contain his jealousy! ;)

I urge you to remember that your accomplishments can be discouraging to those less ambitious than you...

It's not in any way your fault, of course, but their response is rather natural.

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On my f2p noob account, I was at cows training range, and there were like 4 ppl with 2hs there.

 

So I said "wtf is up with the 2hs"

 

A level 52 in rune, with a rune 2h answered me.

 

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Didn't screenie the rest of the convo, he kept going on about how rich he was and all.

I'd just like to point out that I think "you get much xp, animal is faster die" is possibly one the best justifications for anything ever

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On my f2p noob account, I was at cows training range, and there were like 4 ppl with 2hs there.

 

So I said "wtf is up with the 2hs"

 

A level 52 in rune, with a rune 2h answered me.

 

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Didn't screenie the rest of the convo, he kept going on about how rich he was and all.

I'd just like to point out that I think "you get much xp, animal is faster die" is possibly one the best justifications for anything ever

 

I am seriously laughing so hard right now from that haha...

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Sad I am that this thread has gone so long without a single post.

Not quite noob but funny.

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Barrows: DH helm x1, Verac Brassy x2, Karil Skirt x1, Ahrim Hood x2, Guthan Spear

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Other: Handcannon x4, Leaf Bladed Sword x3[/hide]

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After killing a lot of steel dragons I finally had enough for a Green h'ween mask. Managed to get one and tele'd to lumby wearing it. I stood there proud to be wearing something worth 95mil and immediately some one noticed. He walked up to me and, "Lol noob mask," and ran off :-|

Your fault. You went to LUMBRIDGE. :ohnoes:

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Come to my Clan chat (I'm there if I'm online) if you wish to borrow a Green H'ween mask, Blue H'ween Mask, Red H'ween Mask, or Santa for a reasonable price.

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Lol....here's a good one off these forums, see if you can guess who did it:

 

 

I have found out the solution to how jagex gets monsters to drop specific items. Oh' date=' and I have no proof, no supporters, and am discredited by every other source

 

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Lol....here's a good one off these forums, see if you can guess who did it:

 

 

I have found out the solution to how jagex gets monsters to drop specific items. Oh' date=' and I have no proof, no supporters, and am discredited by every other source

 

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Is it a kid or a nerd from the Noob species and is he mad, brah?

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Dragon med helm, Dragon longsword, defence ammy, granite plate, dragon skirt, rune kiteshield, obby cape.

 

A person oufitted in this attire called me a "facepalm nooblet".

 

I laughed for about 8 minutes straight. :thumbup:

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Come to my Clan chat (I'm there if I'm online) if you wish to borrow a Green H'ween mask, Blue H'ween Mask, Red H'ween Mask, or Santa for a reasonable price.

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A stranger walked up to me asking: "Would you happen to know the location of pest control?"

 

I kindly told him to use port sarims boat to reach his destination. He thanked me greatly.

 

You would ask: "Saunamajuri, how was that nooby. It wasn't even funny!"

 

It certainly was funny, for he was asking this in barrows. :shades:

"An Amateur practices until he can get it right. A Professional practices until he can't get it wrong."

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Quests just keep bringing me back to this game.

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Lol....here's a good one off these forums, see if you can guess who did it:

 

 

I have found out the solution to how jagex gets monsters to drop specific items. Oh' date=' and I have no proof, no supporters, and am discredited by every other source

 

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i had no idea amitoz posted on rsof

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Lol....here's a good one off these forums, see if you can guess who did it:

 

 

I have found out the solution to how jagex gets monsters to drop specific items. Oh' date=' and I have no proof, no supporters, and am discredited by every other source

 

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i had no idea amitoz posted on rsof

You sir, are a genius. I just laughed so hard.

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100,927th to 99 def on February 13th, 2011.

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I'm sorry to say I've lost many of my noobs encounter images due to getting a new computer. But I'll post them if/when I can get them back.

 

Hyt chat had at least eight troll attacks today, though....

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I'm sorry to say I've lost many of my noobs encounter images due to getting a new computer. But I'll post them if/when I can get them back.

 

Hyt chat had at least eight troll attacks today, though....

They had more last week lol.. quite entertaining tbh.

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Come to my Clan chat (I'm there if I'm online) if you wish to borrow a Green H'ween mask, Blue H'ween Mask, Red H'ween Mask, or Santa for a reasonable price.

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It was two noobs going at it, and finally one got angry and finally one challenged the other to a wildy fight...

 

 

 

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The whole time they were talking I was giggling to myself.

LMFAO. NUFF SAID.

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Come to my Clan chat (I'm there if I'm online) if you wish to borrow a Green H'ween mask, Blue H'ween Mask, Red H'ween Mask, or Santa for a reasonable price.

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