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Heard this just after killing the penance queen.

That is pretty awesome I'm not gonna lie

I totally never noticed the thing with the legendary birds. :-o

 

Same, and I was really into pokemon when that game was out. I feel dumb now. :P

 

i never noticed either,and i watched the show,movies,played the games(o ya pokemon snap was the bomb!)

Haha I've never notived that either, I've always thought it was MOltres Zapdos ARTicuno. :P

 

I am one of the biggest poke nerds out there and i NEVER noticed the birds and pallet town, even though i noticed the coluors (pretty evident if you are playing in a GBC) >.<

 

Did you guys know that there is a way to get mew in R/B without using a gameshark? :ohnoes:

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[spoiler=Quote]

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Heard this just after killing the penance queen.

That is pretty awesome I'm not gonna lie

I totally never noticed the thing with the legendary birds. :-o

 

Same, and I was really into pokemon when that game was out. I feel dumb now. :P

 

i never noticed either,and i watched the show,movies,played the games(o ya pokemon snap was the bomb!)

Haha I've never notived that either, I've always thought it was MOltres Zapdos ARTicuno. :P

 

Don't forget HitmonLEE and HitmonCHAN unless you guys knew that

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poketalk.jpg

 

Heard this just after killing the penance queen.

That is pretty awesome I'm not gonna lie

I totally never noticed the thing with the legendary birds. :-o

 

Same, and I was really into pokemon when that game was out. I feel dumb now. :P

 

i never noticed either,and i watched the show,movies,played the games(o ya pokemon snap was the bomb!)

Haha I've never notived that either, I've always thought it was MOltres Zapdos ARTicuno. :P

 

Don't forget HitmonLEE and HitmonCHAN unless you guys knew that

I would think that one is kinda obvious, but with the responses I've seen...

 

You guys should also check out this list.

 

And to clarify on Pikachu, in Japan Pika is an onomatopoeia for sparkling.

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poketalk.jpg

 

Heard this just after killing the penance queen.

That is pretty awesome I'm not gonna lie

I totally never noticed the thing with the legendary birds. :-o

 

Same, and I was really into pokemon when that game was out. I feel dumb now. :P

 

i never noticed either,and i watched the show,movies,played the games(o ya pokemon snap was the bomb!)

Haha I've never notived that either, I've always thought it was MOltres Zapdos ARTicuno. :P

 

I am one of the biggest poke nerds out there and i NEVER noticed the birds and pallet town, even though i noticed the coluors (pretty evident if you are playing in a GBC) >.<

 

Did you guys know that there is a way to get mew in R/B without using a gameshark? :ohnoes:

 

Yeah, that thing in Cerulean at the Nugget bridge.

 

And Hitmonlee and Hitmonchan are easy easter eggs. Just read that list sniper posted, and i loved the HOPpip, SKIPloom and JUMPluff egg. so awesome :thumbup:

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Idk I think there's some logic to that. Notice the "-.-", which indicates a sarcastic tone.

 

So if the player was f2p and had a maxed friends list, and some other kid was bothering him about adding, I would say "my friend's list is full". If the other kid continued to pester me, I might say "listen, my friends list is full, buy me members and I could add you -.-", which is essentially what the quote is saying.

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Noob: Hey, can i have your hat (i was wearing a PHat)

Me: It will cost ya

Noob: What is it like, 10gp?

Me: Erm, yeah, 10gp.

Noob: That's all i have

Me: Nice, your quite rich, aren't you

Noob: I'm the richest player of RuneScape.

Me: Ok, here's the hat...

[i trade with the guy, instead of trading the P'Hat with him, i show him 10m]

[Noob logs out]

 

LOL. I just found that funny at the time. He just logged out like he was so amazed. :thumbsup:

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Not a noob player, technically, but in Edgeville earlier today there was a bot who was alching and spamming "32" in the chatbox non-stop for the entire time I was there.

 

We got like half the bank to report the kid, who never said anything except "32" when people were like "obvious bot is obvious" and "say 32 if you want to get reported for botting!".

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Don''t you love when you ask for someone to world hop, you give them the most valid reason concerning efficiency (and being there before them)

Their excuse for not hopping?

 

"this is my home-world"

 

Yea, this happened with 3 people at Kuradal's Iron dragons during my Slayer task. At the end of the task, there were 3 other people there, all of which thought I was the idiot and ass for asking them to hop. At least I was almost done by the time they got there....

 

I HATE it when more than two people try to use any room in Kuradal's dungeon (sometimes even two is too much). I always start lecturing them about efficiency. I can't help it. :geek: Sometimes I bring wind strikes to tasks just so I can take over a room.

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Don''t you love when you ask for someone to world hop, you give them the most valid reason concerning efficiency (and being there before them)

Their excuse for not hopping?

 

"this is my home-world"

 

Yea, this happened with 3 people at Kuradal's Iron dragons during my Slayer task. At the end of the task, there were 3 other people there, all of which thought I was the idiot and ass for asking them to hop. At least I was almost done by the time they got there....

 

I HATE it when more than two people try to use any room in Kuradal's dungeon (sometimes even two is too much). I always start lecturing them about efficiency. I can't help it. :geek: Sometimes I bring wind strikes to tasks just so I can take over a room.

the abby demons room is usualy fine with ~5 people but the rest of them its just annoying (esp steels irons dark beasts and greaters).

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And then when I mentioned that I had screened their conversation and that they would be at school in 2 weeks, they said:

 

Player1: Stfu nerd

Player2: Go back to your moms basement.

Me: lol

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This happened near the Champion's Guild. Some noob started following me as I walked to the GE (past the willow tree near the Guild).

 

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A guy tried to tell me that Summoning is completely and utterly useless, and that at Nomad, using overloads will drain ALL of your stats and will lower your lp to 500 permanently and basically kill you instantly and that I should use "normal super potions" instead.

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As posted in Screenies thread;

 

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I lol'd hard.. Wasn't excepting a Jmod to reply..

I don't know which mod did this. I don't know why they did it. If they're looking for money, I can tell them I don't have any as I'm a student. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over 4 years of RuneScape. Skills that I have worked hard for and people like them can't take them away. If they give me my particles back now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for them, I will not pursue them. But if they don't, I will look for them, I will find them, and they won't like what'll happen

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