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Noobs say the funniest things!

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Notice the number of players and the immense enthusiasm, which is pretty sad (but funny).

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  • Is it alright if I vomit?   From beta:   No noobs in particular, but I find it hilarious the idiots in beta who are gambling.

  • So my friend said "There's no more quests?" It was then that he was informed about the noticeboard :rolleyes: .

Only fifteen on one? how many did he take out?

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he obviously works at del taco and would like to have lunch with you

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some untrimmed 99 cooking noob at the ectofuntus

 

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wow. facepalm.

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:wall:

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Three months banishment to 9gag is something i would never wish upon anybody, not even my worst enemy.

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Inefficiency = fun. That's objective and can't be debated. Ever.

 

Blog to 200m in all skills.

Max cape achieved November 5th, 2011.

Completionist cape achieved December 29th, 2011.

Final Boss title achieved December 28th, 2014.

Trimmed completionist cape achieved November 7th, 2015.

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this Goat guy was trying to tell me that gray chins hit only 1 player and red chins hit multiple and when said: "what the [bleep] are u talking about????" then he was like: "Oh i guess they changed it then" :blink:

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this Goat guy was trying to tell me that gray chins hit only 1 player and red chins hit multiple and when said: "what the [bleep] are u talking about????" then he was like: "Oh i guess they changed it then" :blink:

 

Pfft who uses chins on other players. :razz: But seriously, what a noob.

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this Goat guy was trying to tell me that gray chins hit only 1 player and red chins hit multiple and when said: "what the [bleep] are u talking about????" then he was like: "Oh i guess they changed it then" :blink:

 

Pfft who uses chins on other players. :razz: But seriously, what a noob.

it was in sw :shades:

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Cute Girl Noob: Heyyyyyyyyyyyy a Bunny!!!!!!

 

Cute Girl Noob: Can I keep u as a pet?????

 

Me: Uhh. Sure.

 

Cute Girl Noob: Okaiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!! Here have a carrot i bought 4 u!

 

Me: Ok, but can I please finish my bar of chocolate first?

 

Cute Girl Noob: Why are you eating chocolate ull get sick ur a rabbit

 

Me: Actually I pulled these ears off my real life pet rabbit and pixelated them.

 

Me: So technically I'm a human.

 

Cute Girl Noob: y? is ur rabbit ok??

 

Me: Sure. He's just a little quiet these days.

 

Cute Girl Noob: y?

 

Me: He's dead.

 

Cute Girl Noob: Can I have him??

 

Me: Why do you want a dead rabbits corpse?

 

Cute Girl Noob: Coz they r cute

 

Me: You think dead rabbits corpses are cute, ok bye :-)

 

Cute Girl Noob: W8

 

Me: *teleports*

 

 

 

Lol this happened in 2007. I had stored the pictures on my usb because this probably was the best conversation with a noob ever.. So I just changed it into text only.

Queen of Classic

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Heard this just after killing the penance queen.

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Firemaking cape 12/22/08 & Range cape 10/07/09

Quest cape 12/10/09 & Agility cape 8/13/10

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Heard this just after killing the penance queen.

That is pretty awesome I'm not gonna lie

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Cbow! Cbow!!!!! +120 range is orgasmic. Or maul, thats what I'd get out of those two options.

I agree with baconisbacon, Cbow looks freaking sensual

Runescape: Where strong weapons bring sexual pleasure.

The size of the e-peen0r is directly proportional to the rarity/power of one's equipment.

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Heard this just after killing the penance queen.

That is pretty awesome I'm not gonna lie

I totally never noticed the thing with the legendary birds. :-o

Slayer; it's just what I do.
Thanks Hugger 88 for the awesome siggy!

Click show if you want to see achievements.

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Achievments: Maxed/Comp'd 7th of August 2012. 120 Dungeoneering sometime early december 2011. 99 Slayer achieved October 22nd, 2010. 99 Prayer achieved September 99 18th 2010. Summoning achieved September 14th 2010. 99 Defence achieved May 8th 2010. 99 Constituton achieved April 24th 2010. 99 Attack achieved on January 29th 2010 at 8:00 PM. Questpoint Cape on August 30th 2009.99 Strength (11:47 P.M. August 17 2009).

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Heard this just after killing the penance queen.

That is pretty awesome I'm not gonna lie

I totally never noticed the thing with the legendary birds. :-o

 

Same, and I was really into pokemon when that game was out. I feel dumb now. :P

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Heard this just after killing the penance queen.

That is pretty awesome I'm not gonna lie

I totally never noticed the thing with the legendary birds. :-o

 

Same, and I was really into pokemon when that game was out. I feel dumb now. :P

 

i never noticed either,and i watched the show,movies,played the games(o ya pokemon snap was the bomb!)

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Don''t you love when you ask for someone to world hop, you give them the most valid reason concerning efficiency (and being there before them)

Their excuse for not hopping?

 

"this is my home-world"

 

Yea, this happened with 3 people at Kuradal's Iron dragons during my Slayer task. At the end of the task, there were 3 other people there, all of which thought I was the idiot and ass for asking them to hop. At least I was almost done by the time they got there....

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Fisher/Woodcut------Me-----Miner/crafter----Stabber----Leecher

^Golvellius must be so proud^

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So she is complaining about not having the dream acc of her life (mine) and wants to know how to get rich. Blah blah blah, being all nice to me, wants my acc, blah blah blah.After I go down to Varrock East Bank, and she comes and starts lecturing another person about wanting his acc. I say, "She lectured me too," and she gets all mad at me and telling me to grown up because I play rs. Then she tells us (me and the other person) her fb info and etc. (Reported, of course.) Then she leaves.

Nani mo dekinai

Chanto dekinai

Sore ga dou shita?

Bokura wa wakai'n da

Nanimo dekinai

Sugu ni dekinai

Dakara bokura ni kanou sei ga aru'n da

 

~AKB48

In this case I was the noob...this was a few years ago when I was f2p.

 

*Guy with whip walks by*

 

Noob (me): Woah what is that weapon?

 

Guy with whip: Abby whip

 

Me: How much will you sell it for?

 

Guy: 2 mil

 

Me: WHAT!?!??! 2 MIL!?!??!?!?

 

Me: You must be the richest person in Runescape!

 

Guy: Yep, I am.

 

Me: Wow!

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(11:26:15) <Zaps> !stats Gameplaya20

(11:26:21) -[DO]RuneScript- *** [ GAMEPLAYA20 ]: Overall 1,716 | Att 88 | Def 81 | Str 94 | Cns 91 | Range 83 | Pray 70 | Mage 95 | Cook 78 | WC 89 | Fletch 99 | Fish 84 | FM 58 | Craft 61 | Smith 54 | Mine 69 | Herb 48 | Agil 64 | Thieve 57 | Slay 69 | Farm 40 | RC 80 | Hunt 60 | Con 40 | Summon 63 | Bounty-Rogue 448

(11:26:22) -[DO]RuneScript- *** [ GAMEPLAYA20 ]: FoG 1,428 | BA-Heal 1,014

 

 

I love noobs :thumbup:

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Heard this just after killing the penance queen.

That is pretty awesome I'm not gonna lie

I totally never noticed the thing with the legendary birds. :-o

 

Same, and I was really into pokemon when that game was out. I feel dumb now. :P

 

i never noticed either,and i watched the show,movies,played the games(o ya pokemon snap was the bomb!)

Haha I've never notived that either, I've always thought it was MOltres Zapdos ARTicuno. :P

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Heard this just after killing the penance queen.

That is pretty awesome I'm not gonna lie

I totally never noticed the thing with the legendary birds. :-o

 

Same, and I was really into pokemon when that game was out. I feel dumb now. :P

 

i never noticed either,and i watched the show,movies,played the games(o ya pokemon snap was the bomb!)

Haha I've never notived that either, I've always thought it was MOltres Zapdos ARTicuno. :P

 

I am one of the biggest poke nerds out there and i NEVER noticed the birds and pallet town, even though i noticed the coluors (pretty evident if you are playing in a GBC) >.<

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