February 6, 201016 yr This was back when the trade limints weren't around and me and my friend were training range at the dark wizard just south of varrock (this was in f2p) and we saw a level 16 following a level 30.The level 16 was wearing full black (g) level 30: just follow me to find out how to make millions Level 16: sure Level 30: btw where did you get that armour from, your money-making skill should be pretty high level 16: my friend gave it to me after he got 99 woodcutting level 30: cool, now just follow me through thread dark wizards, don't worry they won't attack you. Level 16: [dies] level 30: thanks for they armour newb (he looted her grave because there was no trade limit) me and my friend: O.o also while we were training we went into the cabbage patch that was close by and met another noob Noob: stay away from my cabbages!!! or I'll kill you in 1 hit with my level 500 main
February 7, 201016 yr Have had this happen to me TWICE (im wearing my qp cape for the conversation)(forgot the quest .. )Noob: Have you done this quest? Me: Nah thats why im wearing a qp cape.Noob: Then how did you get that cape?Me: I stole it.Noob:How? Me: I stole it from the Old Man (one in draynor)Noob: Oh ok. *some time later the noob pm me* Noob: I'm at old man. Where is it?Me: Its in his wardrobe. (*Laughs histerically to myself*)Noob:It's not in there.Me: You gotta pull the secret lever behind a bookcase.Noob: Oh ok.Noob: I can't find the lever! Then i didn't reply. Can't believe 2 people believed me .. Nani mo dekinaiChanto dekinaiSore ga dou shita?Bokura wa wakai'n daNanimo dekinaiSugu ni dekinaiDakara bokura ni kanou sei ga aru'n da ~AKB48
February 7, 201016 yr [hide]Have had this happen to me TWICE (im wearing my qp cape for the conversation)(forgot the quest .. )Noob: Have you done this quest? Me: Nah thats why im wearing a qp cape.Noob: Then how did you get that cape?Me: I stole it.Noob:How? Me: I stole it from the Old Man (one in draynor)Noob: Oh ok. *some time later the noob pm me* Noob: I'm at old man. Where is it?Me: Its in his wardrobe. (*Laughs histerically to myself*)Noob:It's not in there.Me: You gotta pull the secret lever behind a bookcase.Noob: Oh ok.Noob: I can't find the lever! Then i didn't reply. Can't believe 2 people believed me ..[/hide] ...I *have* to try that. xD [hide][/hide]
February 7, 201016 yr I logged into RuneScape today wearing this sexy little number: I logged in right next to Jeff. I realized that someone wearing an outfit such as that would, to others, appear to be a raging weirdo. Those who know me personally know that I am actually much weirder than that. But I digress. Knowing how I must appear to poor Jeff, I committed to having a bit of fun with the hapless player. I followed him and said "I've seen you here before and I'm glad I finally caught you". I went on to tell him that I had a huge "man-crush" (my exact words) on him, and proceeded to beg for his affections. Below is our conversation, minus the first few minutes, which had fallen off the top of the chat box by the time I thought to take screenshots.
February 7, 201016 yr [hide]I logged into RuneScape today wearing this sexy little number: I logged in right next to Jeff. I realized that someone wearing an outfit such as that would, to others, appear to be a raging weirdo. Those who know me personally know that I am actually much weirder than that. But I digress. Knowing how I must appear to poor Jeff, I committed to having a bit of fun with the hapless player. I followed him and said "I've seen you here before and I'm glad I finally caught you". I went on to tell him that I had a huge "man-crush" (my exact words) on him, and proceeded to beg for his affections. Below is our conversation, minus the first few minutes, which had fallen off the top of the chat box by the time I thought to take screenshots. [/hide]Hah, that is absolutely brilliant. You deserve a cookie. Hit me up on LastFM to see my music taste and chat :)
February 10, 201016 yr Whats worse? He then calls me a liar because my username isn't Gunthorian......... Noobs: We pay we sayJaGeX: How much will you pay?
February 11, 201016 yr [hide][/hide]Whats worse? He then calls me a liar because my username isn't Gunthorian......... liar
February 11, 201016 yr liar [hide]Felix, je moeder.Je moeder felixJe vader, felix.Felix, je oma.Felix, je ongelofelijk gave pwnaze avatar B)Felix, je moeder.[/hide]
February 11, 201016 yr Latly I've been training my woodcutting as I'm trying to advance to 99. Its such a joy in f2p at least once a day I have some random low level approach me and ask for several random items (fish, burnt meat, bones, whatever) before going on their way. Do they truly believe people keep these items on them just incase someone asks? lol
February 11, 201016 yr Latly I've been training my woodcutting as I'm trying to advance to 99. Its such a joy in f2p at least once a day I have some random low level approach me and ask for several random items (fish, burnt meat, bones, whatever) before going on their way. Do they truly believe people keep these items on them just incase someone asks? lol Yes, and there's nothing wrong with that. They're newcomers and are doing their best at advancing through whatever the hell they think could work. I remember myself on the first 2 weeks or so of my Runescape career, and how I was amazed to have found a nature rune and a brass necklace- For some reason I was certain I found some very rare items for which I could get a very nice sum of money; I even declined when someone offered me 1K for my dear nature rune, lol.
February 12, 201016 yr Found this in RSOF rants forum: GRAND EXCHANGE GLITCHim buying sgs max in ge and someone is selling sgs max in ge. neither of us is getting the offer. and neither of us bought/sold sgs withen 4hrs LOL.
February 15, 201016 yr This happened 2 days ago when me and my friend were killing the giant mole... (Waiting in center for respawn) Noob: What are you guys doing? Me: Killing the mole...Noob: Oh. Is he dead?Me: No. He's in Varrock atm, and we're waiting for him to come back from his second lair there.Noob: K, thx.(noob runs out to varrock, never to be seen by me again) I couldn't believe he believed my sarcasm/lies....I just lol'd irl at his reaction. XD
February 23, 201016 yr what was this guys deal... i'm trying to slay and he wont leave my spelling alone
February 23, 201016 yr what was this guys deal... i'm trying to slay and he wont leave my spelling alone Your last 2 lines are hilarious. :thumbsup: I don't bother people about their spelling if I can figure out what they mean. Anyway, this guy was bugging almost everyone over level 100 to lend him a godsword. He found a level 138 for this bit:
February 23, 201016 yr Pal. :mellow: Well, it's not funny, but since he's a noob, I consider what he said as something funny. But I didn't laugh, so I didn't find it funny, and therefore I'm a noob. <_< ^ Blog.
February 23, 201016 yr He probably bought the account, big deal... As for your spelling, that guy wasn't noob, he was just picking on someone not very bright, aka you. Follow the progress of top players and my weekly updates here: 200M in all SkillsLatest Milestones Chart update : page 602Latest top 15 update : page 6026 slowest skills chart : page 563
February 24, 201016 yr He probably bought the account, big deal... As for your spelling, that guy wasn't noob, he was just picking on someone not very bright, aka you. yah cuz spelling has so much to do with intelligence go find something better to do troll
February 24, 201016 yr what was this guys deal... i'm trying to slay and he wont leave my spelling alone He corrected you wrong.1. Commercials is the right word2. It's actually spelt 'ads' He shouldn't be castings stones from inside that glass house of his. It's what I do
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