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The type of people I hate.

The person posting, or the people replying?

 

Combo of both. Inspired my comment on the thread.

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Ah, good old memories of this thread. I’ve been reading this for like an hour now and here’s some old pics (and quotes); (put in a hide tag cause I noticed how big it’ll be..)

 

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OMG EFF YOU!!!!!

anyway lol, ya it was a guy in skinny jeans and with long blond hairs and he was walking like a girl. wtf was I supposed to do lol.

and the story is:

 

I was waiting outside between two classes in college (my college is in a office building in downtown Montreal so we see lots and lots of girls)

and I saw this person, which I, at the time, thought was a girl. "she" was wearing skinny jeans, had long blonde hairs, but I never saw "her" face.

"She" was paying the parking and when "she" walked by my firends and I, I saw that "she" was in fact a kinda emo guy (piercing on the lips, eye shadow, tight pants, etc...) I was speechless and the expression on my face looked like I just saw the end of the world, or like if I've just watched Twilight.

My friends were like: "Dude, what's wrong"

And I replied with the now famous line: "I....just stared at that guy's wagon thinking he was a girl...and I thought he had a nice one..."

 

 

fml :wall:

 

This is how much interest Pmods have in the updates!!!!

 

 

 

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I know there’s nothing new here but still, good memories.

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Haha, I remember the second to bottom one. The rest were funny too.

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I met a really weird player today while playing on my skiller.

 

I was training firemaking, suddenly a level ~70 player appeared.

 

Him: Why you have so many magic amulets?

Him: You merch them?

Me: What do you mean?

Him: Are you merchanting them?

Me: Nope

Him: Then what

Me: I only have one amulet...

Him: No you have 100s

Him: 1000s

Me: No, I only have this one I'm wearing :|

Him: Show inventory

 

He trades and I try to accept, but before that he logs out. I didn't understand anything about what he said. Where did he get that "thousands of amulets" thing anyway? I had never seen him before and I'm not famous at all, so he couldn't know anything about me. Really weird. :blink:

 

I don't know if he was an actual noob, but this was so odd I just had to share this.

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I must say, this person was an idiot from the start. <_<

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Heh, I find that a lot of people tend to ask other players what their level in a skill is, even though they are wearing the skillcape for it...

Happened a couple of times for me, but it's even funnier for anyone with good 99s ^^

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At the ge last night, there was a lvl 91 fming. A lvl 114 came up to talk to the lvl 91, this is not exactly what was said but close to it.

Its amazing how gullible noobs can be...

(I only watched what was said)

 

lvl 91 - (uses qc) My firemaking level is 98.

lvl 91 - i wanna show u the best way to get 99 fm now, watch...

*starts buring jogre bones with a tinderbox*

lvl 114- omg!!!!111 how u do that?!?

lvl 91 - its like 50k xp each and it eats hps but its so fast xp and its more expencive then mages

lvl 91 - it drains my hps, could hit 20 or 30 or 40 or even a 70!

lvl 114 - wow

lvl 114 - omg

lvl 114 - wat are u buring for the xp?

lvl 91 - its a secret

*lots of noobs start following the lvl 91 begging her to tell them how she does that*

 

This made me lol.

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Oh go [bleep] yourself, seriously.

 

Priceless XD.

 

Indeed. Siggied too :)

Oh if I sigged posts that would go on there... :mrgreen:

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  • 2 weeks later...

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Taking things out of context :thumbup:

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LSwords > Scimmys. Right?

 

If you use stab.... then Long swords are definitely loads better than scimmis.... All other attacking modes, scimmy is better.

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LSwords > Scimmys. Right?

 

If you use stab.... then Long swords are definitely loads better than scimmis.... All other attacking modes, scimmy is better.

But stab is terrible in f2p, so ;O. And he was comparing the slash values.

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LSwords > Scimmys. Right?

 

If you use stab.... then Long swords are definitely loads better than scimmis.... All other attacking modes, scimmy is better.

 

Seriously though, slash with scimitar > stab with longsword, even against platemail armour. The weapons are balanced horribly and there is literally no reason to ever use anything besides a scimitar and a 2h sword

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