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This happened 2 days ago when me and my friend were killing the giant mole...

 

(Waiting in center for respawn)

 

Noob: What are you guys doing?

Me: Killing the mole...

Noob: Oh. Is he dead?

Me: No. He's in Varrock atm, and we're waiting for him to come back from his second lair there.

Noob: K, thx.

(noob runs out to varrock, never to be seen by me again)

 

I couldn't believe he believed my sarcasm/lies....I just lol'd irl at his reaction. XD

 

Hey, kinda sounds like my quest cape conversations! (btw make that 3 times .. i get my cape back and then a couple minutes later it happens ..)

Nani mo dekinai

Chanto dekinai

Sore ga dou shita?

Bokura wa wakai'n da

Nanimo dekinai

Sugu ni dekinai

Dakara bokura ni kanou sei ga aru'n da

 

~AKB48

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C'mon guys lets hear and post the wonderful stories of the noobs.

 

Anyway, at the latest tip.it event (a brink of reality) i happened to snap this quote. It's not that funny, but it's something.

 

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Do people really still say that <_<

Nani mo dekinai

Chanto dekinai

Sore ga dou shita?

Bokura wa wakai'n da

Nanimo dekinai

Sugu ni dekinai

Dakara bokura ni kanou sei ga aru'n da

 

~AKB48

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This happened in varrock center square

 

Noob: (running up from varrock south gate) Where is south?

 

Me: What??

 

Noob: Where is south?

 

Me: Look on compass.

 

Noob: The compass only shows north. Which way is south?

 

Me: It's the opposite way from north.

 

Noob: Ok, thanks! (runs off south, back the way he came)

 

 

 

And, I also had some noob lvl 92 call me a noob for trying to buy 200 watermelon from someone at the ge.

 

Me: Buying 200 watermelon!

 

Noob: Lol really?

 

Me: I need for farming.

 

Noob: A 125 buying watermelon wow

 

Noob: Noob

 

Noob: 1 shot to the face noob

 

Noob: I will 1 shot u to ur face

 

Me: ?

 

Bystander#1: Dude, buying watermelon isn't a crime, shutup

 

Noob: Reported

 

Bystander#2: Lol wtf, a 92 calling a 125 a noob?

 

Bystander#2: 125 isn't a noob in anyones book, stop being a idiot

 

Me: It's ok guys, hes just being insecure.

 

Me: It's a common reaction for stupid people.

 

Noob: Reported

 

Bystander#3: Dude, you are a jerk, stfu.

 

Noob: Reported

 

Bystander#3, 4, 5, 6: Reported

 

Me: Buying 200 watermelons! <-- placed the noob on ignore at this point, with a report for offensive language :)

 

Bystander#3 sells me 200 watermelons :thumbsup:

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Try this, and this guy was one of my friends:

 

 

 

(My Friend, Lvl 50ish guy with no armour.) - I need help with killing, and I'm an expert.

 

Me - Killing what?

 

Him - Chaos elemental for d2h.

 

Me - You'd die very fast, and you only have 50 attack anyway.

 

Him - No! I soloed the kbd 5 times! And I bet I could own zezima!

 

(I looked him up, his prayer isn't on the high-scores...)

 

Me - You couldn't own zezima...

 

Him - Yeah I could, I owned the kbd and got a d med!

 

Me - Why don't you have rune armour then?

 

Him - I got hacked.

 

Me - If you could beat Zezima, you could beat me. Care to duel?

 

 

 

(I was 78 cb with 75ish mage.)

 

Him - Ok, can I borrow a dueling ring?

 

Me - Sure. Would you like to be meleed or maged to death?

 

Him - Lol I own you noob!

 

Me - Maged it is.

 

 

 

Well, I took him to the duel arena, trounced him (I only took 5 damage, hit 15 each spell generally.), and he hasn't talked to me since, except to pull me out of a slayer assignment saying it's urgent and ask for free armour once I got there...

 

 

 

Oh and he's claimed to have been hacked 7 times since then too...

 

 

 

Rs should display people's IQ's to help you make friends...

 

^ The funny part was that you kept him on your friends list, unless he was an IRL friend... except that you said "Rs should display people's IQ's to help you make friends..."

 

Yes, this was an old post

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  • 2 weeks later...

Me minding my own business:

 

Noob: Selling PHX crossbow 3K EA *starts following me*

 

Me: Are you serious?

 

Noob: Selling PHX crossbow 3K EA *follows and repeats*

 

Me: Ok whatever. *teleports*

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penguin hunting fail.

 

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QBD drops: 1 kite, 2 visages, 4 dragonbone kits, 3 effigies, lots of crossbow parts

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  • 3 weeks later...

Tenth or so time this conversation has happened.

 

GenericPerson: You're a kitten!

Time Kitten: Arf!

GenericPerson: No, you's supposed to go meow!

Time Kitten: Moo

GenericPerson: You're doing to wrong/That's even worse/You fail!

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penguin hunting fail.

 

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I usually ask if the Bear in in the well, as I'v herd the bear once stayed in the same place from one week to the next.

And maybe the guy thought Dragontooth was Mos L'Harmless? (of whatever it is?)

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Newb:i'll buy your mithril hatchet

 

Me: it's rune

 

Newb: i'll buy it

 

Me: not for sale

 

Newb: is it for memebers?

 

Me: no

 

Newb: then i'll buy it

 

and so on and on then i finnaly log out :unsure:

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Newb:i'll buy your mithril hatchet

 

Me: it's rune

 

Newb: i'll buy it

 

Me: not for sale

 

Newb: is it for memebers?

 

Me: no

 

Newb: then i'll buy it

 

and so on and on then i finnaly log out :unsure:

 

Strange how "no" or "No thanks" Is not in their vocabulary >_>

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Newb:i'll buy your mithril hatchet

 

Me: it's rune

 

Newb: i'll buy it

 

Me: not for sale

 

Newb: is it for memebers?

 

Me: no

 

Newb: then i'll buy it

 

and so on and on then i finnaly log out :unsure:

 

 

Strange how "no" or "No thanks" Is not in their vocabulary >_>

Better than that, before trade restrictions, I was out in f2p with my steel hatchet. Eventually one of those very noobs gave me 50k for it. I thought it was worth the trip back from lumbridge to get another.

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"[...] 23 pixels at a time"

 

... win. :thumbup:

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It's not exactly nooby, but world 99 probably isn't the best place for this. :blink:

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It's not exactly nooby, but world 99 probably isn't the best place for this. :blink:

he probably thinks its the needed to party on rs. nobody wants to be left out

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