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Noobs say the funniest things!

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I was told by a noob yesterday range was overpowered. He was level 133 so I cried inside.

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Hypocrite. You tell others to be nice then attempt to murder people. Nice going, you just failed life.

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I was told by a noob yesterday range was overpowered. He was level 133 so I cried inside.

 

I guess it depends on your definition of overpowered.

 

Ranged is a very powerful skill, and when compared to melee, doesnt really raise your combat levels as much, making it pretty dam great for PVP.

O.O

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He was wearing jester outfit, fishbowl helm, i think steel scimitar, and etc. of noob wear. All I had to say when he left was ..

 

O_o

Nani mo dekinai

Chanto dekinai

Sore ga dou shita?

Bokura wa wakai'n da

Nanimo dekinai

Sugu ni dekinai

Dakara bokura ni kanou sei ga aru'n da

 

~AKB48

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Seriously...Why? Made me lol because he spent the next twenty minutes going on about how having a full slayer helm means you are a noob, a saradomin sword is the worst weapon ever made, all my skills are useless, my non-existent obesity and also that I am a complete noob at slaying and will never hope to achieve such greatness that is his Slayer level..which is a whole 200k exp ahead of mine. :mellow:

Retired Crew Member | Retired RuneScape Player

Is this a Bill Cosboy spoof? If so it should be " noobs say the darnest things "

 

Not a noob but a botter, wall a noob nonethless.

I am casting fire strike is what he said, he's dutch and it was 4am in the morning :P

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Nowhere near as funny as some on this topic but better than nothing eh?

 

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Teled to lumby after finishing slay task.

Don't know why i said bob, that wasn't her name.

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Edit: Yes, i've seen it they're not cropped (yet) so no need for everyone to go say it now :)

But if you will that gives me a good excuse to get stubborn and not crop them at all.

Cba to crop them anymore really :)

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Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. It means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections.~unknown~

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You're dump!

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this noob got shot down but made a smooth recovery after the rejection

  • 2 weeks later...

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this noob got shot down but made a smooth recovery after the rejection

 

I lol'ed for a minute. Because it's just so typical. I may have quit Runescape, but that's just how I remember it.

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this noob got shot down but made a smooth recovery after the rejection

 

I lol'ed for a minute. Because it's just so typical. I may have quit Runescape, but that's just how I remember it.

that's enough

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I was on my way to do one of the desert treasure bosses, it was near the fishing guild.

  • 2 weeks later...

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At a shooting star, this level 99 shows up to Burgh de Rott bank (he was doing barrows) and starts mining it, asking stupid questions, saying stupid things, etc. Unfortunately I only thought to start taking pics towards the end of the long conversation, but this is what I got. You probably had to be there though :-( .

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Inefficiency = fun. That's objective and can't be debated. Ever.

 

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I'm not sure how funny this is, but I had my share of good times:

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I'm not sure how funny this is, but I had my share of good times:

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People like that wana make me find the RS servers and set it on fire

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check my sig, happened nearly 2 years ago in falador while i was smithing cannon balls ( i remember it like it way yesterday)

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lucky barrower-dh legs,veracs skirt,karil skirt, karils top (x3), dh pl8,karils coif,half key(x2), x-bow, ahrims robetop

goodbye Piman1053 Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:05 pm

326death326 is banned~~~EVERYONE ADD MY NEW MAIN "Y0uknowwho" (first o is a zero)

check my sig, happened nearly 2 years ago in falador while i was smithing cannon balls ( i remember it like it way yesterday)

 

That made me spit my water everywhere. Thanks for that. :XD:

check my sig, happened nearly 2 years ago in falador while i was smithing cannon balls ( i remember it like it way yesterday)

 

That made me spit my water everywhere. Thanks for that. :XD:

 

 

lol, i didnt know what to say after he asked me that...i was speechless seeing as i was a guy also (if anyone didnt get that)

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lucky barrower-dh legs,veracs skirt,karil skirt, karils top (x3), dh pl8,karils coif,half key(x2), x-bow, ahrims robetop

goodbye Piman1053 Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:05 pm

326death326 is banned~~~EVERYONE ADD MY NEW MAIN "Y0uknowwho" (first o is a zero)

I'm not sure how funny this is, but I had my share of good times:

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People like that wana make me find the RS servers and set it on fire

 

Heh just noticed me talking in that. I remember them, God they were idiots. <_<

Retired Crew Member | Retired RuneScape Player

I had a conversation earlier today with someone who claimed the following things to be true:

 

  • An amulet of strength is better than a fury, as it increases your max by 10 more (I checked, it's 4) and that means higher dps.
  • The ectofungus is better than using a gilded POH altar because each bone gives more xp. I tried to explain the time=money principle but I'm afraid it didn't come across much... it sparked a remark about capitalism and us being Americans (for the record, I'm not) :wall:.
  • Chaotic is not better than godswords, as they have no special attacks.
  • Cave horrors drop about one mask per 50 kills.

Now this was a level 116 :-?. Didn't expect this much noobishness from one...

 

Someone even helped to convince her to no avail...

 

The funny part came when my discussion parter and me imagined her using normal bones (they're cheaper), farming guam (cheaper seeds), doing barrows with a strength amulet (higher dps) and killing men for 250k/hr. Strangely, she didn't believe the last part :rolleyes:.

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I had a conversation earlier today with someone who claimed the following things to be true:

 

  • An amulet of strength is better than a fury, as it increases your max by 10 more (I checked, it's 4) and that means higher dps.
  • The ectofungus is better than using a gilded POH altar because each bone gives more xp. I tried to explain the time=money principle but I'm afraid it didn't come across much... it sparked a remark about capitalism and us being Americans (for the record, I'm not) :wall:.
  • Chaotic is not better than godswords, as they have no special attacks.
  • Cave horrors drop about one mask per 50 kills.

Now this was a level 116 :-?. Didn't expect this much noobishness from one...

 

Someone even helped to convince her to no avail...

 

The funny part came when my discussion parter and me imagined her using normal bones (they're cheaper), farming guam (cheaper seeds), doing barrows with a strength amulet (higher dps) and killing men for 250k/hr. Strangely, she didn't believe the last part :rolleyes:.

 

Oh those Americans and their capitalism.

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