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So, I was at KBD today...

Annnd this level 76 in full addy comes up to me, poisoned. He asks for anti, being a nice guy I give him some. Annnnd then he starts talking...

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He then proceeds to suicide KBD, telling me not to bless. What was the point of getting an anti if you're gonna die anyway? who knows. He also seemed to think that visages were like a 100% drop and although they're like 30m, i should have given him one. Kinda funny

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Solo Drops: 1 Arma Hilt, 2 ACP, 2 AS, 2 Bandos Hilts, 2 BCP, 3 Tassy, 9 D claws, 5 zerker rings, 6 D axes, 1 ZS, 2 Visages.

LS Drops: 3 Claws, 1 Arcane, 1 Sara Sword, lots of other random stuff.

Slay Drops: 10+ SOL, 30+ whips, 100+ D boots, 10+ d bows, etc

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I have much respect for Zezima. I feel the same way when people ask me to be friends, after talking to them for less than 30 seconds, they usually want an add just because of my stats. I just respond by saying 'sorry I don't know you'. They occasionally throw a tantrum, but realize in the end that some people just want to be left alone. For me, I'm quite reserved, and I do like talking to people every now and then, but when I've had enough, I do like some peace and quiet. What Zez said here was what I wish I could say to people IRL sometimes when I've had enough XD much respect to him for putting up with all those years of paparazzi at pest control and many other places, he deserves that silver crown.

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I thought I would post a convo that happens about daily for me. I am not involved or speak at all during the whole thing.

 

This made me laugh purely because of the whole 'banking time' I do under a second and no mistakes the whole time! *smug look* :razz: and the guy who tested it himself and taking over 30 seconds. This is the truth.. he literally does take about 30 seconds bank time repeatedly. :grin: Aww. Thanks for the compliment about how great I am at banking anyway.... :shades:

 

I chopped most of it out as it was a bit repetitive. There was loads before I captured screenies and stuff inbetween/after. Went on for ages telling everyone I was a bot who walked nearby/went anvils. (I really dont care or worry about it.)

 

(Sorry I accidentally repeated same text towards the end.)

 

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I am considering changing my name to - Bazza the bot :thumbsup:

 

I took the time to blank their names because I dont really consider them noobs or anything... I do turn public off due to these reasons sometimes though.. I know they kids but that dont mean I owe them anything and just trying to do my own thing. Getting asked the same repetitive questions every few minutes gets highly.. repetitive. :rolleyes:

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^ wow though that is some seriously fast banking though. Even for superheating I take around 5 seconds. Mousekeys?

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." - Confucius

 

 

"choosing your path is the true trial", "the most honorable dilemma"

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..Yeah so I owned this noob. This funny noob told me on the verge of death I only play Runescape for fame. LOL UNTRUE NOOB. I also play RS for commendation, immortality, greatness, glory and a side of internet domination. LEARN, NOOB. -______-;

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Ice Barrage+Vengeance+Spellbook Swap+Fire Surge. Kthxbai.

[hide=A funny conversation]Me:Have u wondered how my brassard, which leaves my chest bare, give about the same def as ur pile of rocks?

Friend:Hahaha

Friend:Maybe you are just good at blocking with your shoulder?

Me:Ahahahahaha[/hide]Rare drops: 4 D legs, 1 D skirt

Barrows items: 2 Verac's helms, 1 Dhorak's Greataxe, 1 Dhorak's platelegs, 2 Karil's leathertops, 1 Karil's crossbow, 1 Guthan's chainskirt

 

Quest cape achieved 28 Dec, 2009, lost with Nomad's Requiem, re-obtained on 19 Mar 2010.

 

Fire cape achieved 1 Nov 2010.

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Ice Barrage+Vengeance+Spellbook Swap+Fire Surge. Kthxbai.

 

You forgot teleblock *shivers*

Well I was only considering PvE since I never pvp w/ risk (as in pvp worlds/bh)

[hide=A funny conversation]Me:Have u wondered how my brassard, which leaves my chest bare, give about the same def as ur pile of rocks?

Friend:Hahaha

Friend:Maybe you are just good at blocking with your shoulder?

Me:Ahahahahaha[/hide]Rare drops: 4 D legs, 1 D skirt

Barrows items: 2 Verac's helms, 1 Dhorak's Greataxe, 1 Dhorak's platelegs, 2 Karil's leathertops, 1 Karil's crossbow, 1 Guthan's chainskirt

 

Quest cape achieved 28 Dec, 2009, lost with Nomad's Requiem, re-obtained on 19 Mar 2010.

 

Fire cape achieved 1 Nov 2010.

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^ wow though that is some seriously fast banking though. Even for superheating I take around 5 seconds. Mousekeys?

 

Sorry not reply.

 

Well the convo was about the bit at the actual bank rather than the whole trip. Anyone who could be that fast would be a blur lol. I was referring to him taking 30 seconds or whatever at the actual bank. The running back and forth took him a few seconds extra.

 

Though of course the whole trip is fast too so that added to the whole bot thing.

 

The banking bit is a simple deposit and extract. Click deposit - Hit up - Right click bars - Hit down - Extract - Click outside of bank.

 

The right click option should just flicker before your running back to anvils, clicking before they load properly. Dito at the anvils while running. You should begin smithing while the animation catches up a step before anvils. (Thats why the bank animation doesnt seem to stop running or barely stops as it takes ages for it to catch up.)

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Was smithing in Varrock when this level 108 comes to me asking stupid questions.

 

I would post a picture of this, but we were talking Finnish, so I will type it in English.

 

 

Guy: "Saunamajuri"

 

Me: "yes?"

 

G: "Can you help me."

 

M: "with what?"

 

G: "How can I use Edge furnace?"

 

M: "You must do Varrock achievement diary."

 

G: "Is that a quest?"

 

M: "No... It's an achievement diary."

 

G: "Can you show me"

 

M: "Click the green star next to quests."

 

G: "ok, which diary?"

 

M: "Varrock..."

 

G: "Then?"

 

M: "Do the tasks it says."

 

G: "I am too lazy to do them."

 

M: "Then you can't use Edgevilles furnace."

 

G: "Then what furnace can I use?"

 

M: "Any other than Edges...?"

 

G: "Ok, ty" *Guy runs away*

 

M: *To myself* "oh dear god..."

 

Random dude smithing there: "xD"

 

Random dude 2: "Lol!"

 

 

I should stop helping people... But I can't. :oops:

"An Amateur practices until he can get it right. A Professional practices until he can't get it wrong."

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Quests just keep bringing me back to this game.

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