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Noobs say the funniest things!

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lol i dont remember the exact conversation but we were at the ge and it went somthing like this

 

noob: money please!

 

me: go cut logs or mine.. get your own money...

 

noob: i dont want to.

 

me: ughh money dosent just pop up... go work for it...

 

noob: but i cant even kill a goblin

 

me (and about 3 other people) : you have to kill a goblin for the tutorial~!

 

lol

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^^ughh... mining takes forever^^

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  • So my friend said "There's no more quests?" It was then that he was informed about the noticeboard :rolleyes: .

Jagex mod ganna ban me... OH NOEEEZZZ!!! :ohnoes: Classic. :thumbsup:

 

Yes jagex mod because the player mod is ganna find one and give my name or whatever. :rolleyes:

 

I dont speak obviously as that whole point of not responding to a spammer/insinuations/insults/threats.

 

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Dont get me wrong im not dissing the mods. Im sure this one is good most of the time...Right.

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does this seem like i'm telling him to go to the elder evil tree? that's what he said I was like, I just think it as I was just letting him know.

Jagex mod ganna ban me... OH NOEEEZZZ!!! :ohnoes: Classic. :thumbsup:

 

Yes jagex mod because the player mod is ganna find one and give my name or whatever. :rolleyes:

 

I dont speak obviously as that whole point of not responding to a spammer/insinuations/insults/threats.

 

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Dont get me wrong im not dissing the mods. Im sure this one is good most of the time...Right.

Would had been perfect if you had stopped to say something like:

 

"Thanks for amusing me. This was getting kinda boring."

"An Amateur practices until he can get it right. A Professional practices until he can't get it wrong."

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Quests just keep bringing me back to this game.

Jagex mod ganna ban me... OH NOEEEZZZ!!! :ohnoes: Classic. :thumbsup:

 

Yes jagex mod because the player mod is ganna find one and give my name or whatever. :rolleyes:

 

I dont speak obviously as that whole point of not responding to a spammer/insinuations/insults/threats.

 

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Dont get me wrong im not dissing the mods. Im sure this one is good most of the time...Right.

Good one. Loved the ret***ed mod zmiley.

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Jagex mod ganna ban me... OH NOEEEZZZ!!! :ohnoes: Classic. :thumbsup:

 

Yes jagex mod because the player mod is ganna find one and give my name or whatever. :rolleyes:

 

I dont speak obviously as that whole point of not responding to a spammer/insinuations/insults/threats.

 

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Dont get me wrong im not dissing the mods. Im sure this one is good most of the time...Right.

 

Looks like you're in a bank. What were you doing, alching?

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From the look of the convo, he was smithing.

...How the hell do these people become p mods?

 

One of the people said he gets bars quickly, so I'd assume smithing.

Jagex mod ganna ban me... OH NOEEEZZZ!!! :ohnoes: Classic. :thumbsup:

 

Yes jagex mod because the player mod is ganna find one and give my name or whatever. :rolleyes:

 

I dont speak obviously as that whole point of not responding to a spammer/insinuations/insults/threats.

 

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Dont get me wrong im not dissing the mods. Im sure this one is good most of the time...Right.

 

Looks like you're in a bank. What were you doing, alching?

 

Smithing - Standing at anvil. Just got high res and only cropped the convo bit.

 

That mod came back next day and continued calling me a bot and stuff to other people in the area. I happened to have a friend there at the time and they just laughed at them and informed them I wasnt. =p

 

I get called a bot throughout the day by loads of people so I aint fussed. Sometimes its amusing but only when they keep complimenting me on my speed and efficiency. :grin: Otherwise I just turn public off for a while, letting them huff and puff out of sight.

i dident think of takeing a pic but i remeber what he said. was at F2P FOG.

 

"note to self..."

"...when in f2p fog, dont have curses activated"

 

lol

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I'm a Brony and proud of it!

i dident think of takeing a pic but i remeber what he said. was at F2P FOG.

 

"note to self..."

"...when in f2p fog, dont have curses activated"

 

lol

Interestingly, what happens when you log into a F2P world with curses on? Are you doomed to forever live without prayer?

Forever until you decide to go back to a members world and change i guess.

 

I think it reverts to normal if subscription runs out though. Thats what happened with my ancient magicks.

O.O

i dident think of takeing a pic but i remeber what he said. was at F2P FOG.

 

"note to self..."

"...when in f2p fog, dont have curses activated"

 

lol

Lol haha... jagex should really make curses/spellbooks automatically revert to f2p ones when they log on to f2p, and change back to original settings on a member world.

 

As for noob sayings... my siggy picture says it all.

 

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Sometimes I wonder how some people get on my friends list...

 

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Lol ^ somewhere close to an alter. You have to be pretty dumb to not get that joke :/

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." - Confucius

 

 

"choosing your path is the true trial", "the most honorable dilemma"

Well, it WAS Guthix's entire career.

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i dident think of takeing a pic but i remeber what he said. was at F2P FOG.

 

"note to self..."

"...when in f2p fog, dont have curses activated"

 

lol

 

When was this? I feel like that was me..... would've been a few months ago though....

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my difinition of noob is i dont like u, either u are better then me or u are worst them me

Buying spins make you a bad person...don't do it. It's like buying nukes for North Korea.

Well if it bothers you that the game is more fun now, then you can go cry in a corner. :shame:

your article was the equivalent of a circumcized porcupine

The only thing wrong with it is the lack of a percentage for when you need to stroke it.

 


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Sometimes I wonder how some people get on my friends list...

 

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What's godly about altering things? :unsure:

 

Using Turmoil to train.

Sometimes I wonder how some people get on my friends list...

 

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What's godly about altering things? :unsure:

 

Using Turmoil to train.

 

*Ahem* Altering, not altaring

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Sometimes I wonder how some people get on my friends list...

 

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What's godly about altering things? :unsure:

 

Using Turmoil to train.

 

*Ahem* Altering, not altaring

 

What the hell did you think it meant? Simple mix up with homophones happens all the time. It's quite obvious he meant altar, not alter.

Sometimes I wonder how some people get on my friends list...

 

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What's godly about altering things? :unsure:

 

Using Turmoil to train.

 

*Ahem* Altering, not altaring

 

What the hell did you think it meant? Simple mix up with homophones happens all the time. It's quite obvious he meant altar, not alter.

I was ribbing him because he was making fun of the noob in the screenshot for writing "god" instead of "good," see, so it's supposed to be like ironic or something that he misspelled "altar."

On my f2p noob account, I was at cows training range, and there were like 4 ppl with 2hs there.

 

So I said "wtf is up with the 2hs"

 

A level 52 in rune, with a rune 2h answered me.

 

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Didn't screenie the rest of the convo, he kept going on about how rich he was and all.

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To the people who questioned about curses in F2P, using an altar still gives you the option to change prayer books even in F2P (assuming you haven't disabled that prompt).

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