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lol i dont remember the exact conversation but we were at the ge and it went somthing like this

 

noob: money please!

 

me: go cut logs or mine.. get your own money...

 

noob: i dont want to.

 

me: ughh money dosent just pop up... go work for it...

 

noob: but i cant even kill a goblin

 

me (and about 3 other people) : you have to kill a goblin for the tutorial~!

 

lol

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Jagex mod ganna ban me... OH NOEEEZZZ!!! :ohnoes: Classic. :thumbsup:

 

Yes jagex mod because the player mod is ganna find one and give my name or whatever. :rolleyes:

 

I dont speak obviously as that whole point of not responding to a spammer/insinuations/insults/threats.

 

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Dont get me wrong im not dissing the mods. Im sure this one is good most of the time...Right.

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Jagex mod ganna ban me... OH NOEEEZZZ!!! :ohnoes: Classic. :thumbsup:

 

Yes jagex mod because the player mod is ganna find one and give my name or whatever. :rolleyes:

 

I dont speak obviously as that whole point of not responding to a spammer/insinuations/insults/threats.

 

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Dont get me wrong im not dissing the mods. Im sure this one is good most of the time...Right.

Would had been perfect if you had stopped to say something like:

 

"Thanks for amusing me. This was getting kinda boring."

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Jagex mod ganna ban me... OH NOEEEZZZ!!! :ohnoes: Classic. :thumbsup:

 

Yes jagex mod because the player mod is ganna find one and give my name or whatever. :rolleyes:

 

I dont speak obviously as that whole point of not responding to a spammer/insinuations/insults/threats.

 

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Dont get me wrong im not dissing the mods. Im sure this one is good most of the time...Right.

Good one. Loved the ret***ed mod zmiley.

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Jagex mod ganna ban me... OH NOEEEZZZ!!! :ohnoes: Classic. :thumbsup:

 

Yes jagex mod because the player mod is ganna find one and give my name or whatever. :rolleyes:

 

I dont speak obviously as that whole point of not responding to a spammer/insinuations/insults/threats.

 

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Dont get me wrong im not dissing the mods. Im sure this one is good most of the time...Right.

 

Looks like you're in a bank. What were you doing, alching?

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Jagex mod ganna ban me... OH NOEEEZZZ!!! :ohnoes: Classic. :thumbsup:

 

Yes jagex mod because the player mod is ganna find one and give my name or whatever. :rolleyes:

 

I dont speak obviously as that whole point of not responding to a spammer/insinuations/insults/threats.

 

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Dont get me wrong im not dissing the mods. Im sure this one is good most of the time...Right.

 

Looks like you're in a bank. What were you doing, alching?

 

Smithing - Standing at anvil. Just got high res and only cropped the convo bit.

 

That mod came back next day and continued calling me a bot and stuff to other people in the area. I happened to have a friend there at the time and they just laughed at them and informed them I wasnt. =p

 

I get called a bot throughout the day by loads of people so I aint fussed. Sometimes its amusing but only when they keep complimenting me on my speed and efficiency. :grin: Otherwise I just turn public off for a while, letting them huff and puff out of sight.

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i dident think of takeing a pic but i remeber what he said. was at F2P FOG.

 

"note to self..."

"...when in f2p fog, dont have curses activated"

 

lol

Interestingly, what happens when you log into a F2P world with curses on? Are you doomed to forever live without prayer?

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i dident think of takeing a pic but i remeber what he said. was at F2P FOG.

 

"note to self..."

"...when in f2p fog, dont have curses activated"

 

lol

Lol haha... jagex should really make curses/spellbooks automatically revert to f2p ones when they log on to f2p, and change back to original settings on a member world.

 

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Sometimes I wonder how some people get on my friends list...

 

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Lol ^ somewhere close to an alter. You have to be pretty dumb to not get that joke :/

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i dident think of takeing a pic but i remeber what he said. was at F2P FOG.

 

"note to self..."

"...when in f2p fog, dont have curses activated"

 

lol

 

When was this? I feel like that was me..... would've been a few months ago though....

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Sometimes I wonder how some people get on my friends list...

 

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What's godly about altering things? :unsure:

 

Using Turmoil to train.

 

*Ahem* Altering, not altaring

 

What the hell did you think it meant? Simple mix up with homophones happens all the time. It's quite obvious he meant altar, not alter.

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Sometimes I wonder how some people get on my friends list...

 

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What's godly about altering things? :unsure:

 

Using Turmoil to train.

 

*Ahem* Altering, not altaring

 

What the hell did you think it meant? Simple mix up with homophones happens all the time. It's quite obvious he meant altar, not alter.

I was ribbing him because he was making fun of the noob in the screenshot for writing "god" instead of "good," see, so it's supposed to be like ironic or something that he misspelled "altar."

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On my f2p noob account, I was at cows training range, and there were like 4 ppl with 2hs there.

 

So I said "wtf is up with the 2hs"

 

A level 52 in rune, with a rune 2h answered me.

 

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Didn't screenie the rest of the convo, he kept going on about how rich he was and all.

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