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You Swing Your Axe At Teh Tree....

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U swing ur axe at the tree...

 

when uve been cutting the tree for a while u can see a small part of a paper...

 

u take the letter carefully out and starts reading...

 

in the letter it is written with beautiful problably very old letters:

 

"This letter contains the contract to the owner of RuneScape, (means, the owner of this letter gets whole RuneScape... :shock: ) so if ure so lucky to find this letter u certainly own whole RuneScape.

 

 

 

~Jagex"

 

 

 

Me'h: who said wc'ing is boring??? ::' ::' ::'

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you swing ur axe at a tree...

 

u miss and hit ur best friend

 

 

 

 

 

you swing ur axe at a tree...

 

tree falls over no logs tho.

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you swing your axe at the tree...

 

i find a buttion on the stump...

 

you push the buttion...

 

congratulations you destroyed runescape

u swing ur axe at the tree...

 

10 seconds later u still havent gotten a log...

 

then u hear some noises... "...stop.. dont, dont kill me...!"

 

apparently uve been attacking a JAGEX STAFF with a costume at h'ween...

 

 

 

JAGEX STAFF: STOP IT!!!

 

 

 

Me: huh?

 

 

 

JAGEX STAFF: ILL GIVE U EVERYTHING U WANT!!!

 

 

 

Me: ok... lemme c... gimme 10 crackers, all kinds of phat, full mask set, santa, easter egg, half jug of wine, disk of returning and all those untradeable holidays things too...

 

 

 

JAGEX STAFF: FINE, FINE!!!

 

 

 

Me: and all full f2p god armours x 10...

 

and 1000m... i guess that was it... ::'

 

 

 

JAGEX STAFF: ALRITE, ULL GET ALL THAT... JUST STOP HITTING ME WITH THAT STUPID AXE!!! :evil:

 

 

 

Me: oooops, sorry... O:)

 

 

 

*the JAGEX STAFF person trades me all the stuff... i say ty, and kill him...(we were cutting dead trees in wild lvl 40...) the first thing i picks up is a letter, it seems to b very old... on the outside of the letter it is written: CONFIDENCIAL, JAGEX STAFF ONLY!... i start to read the letter... inside it is written, the person that owns this letter is the owner of RuneScape...*

 

 

 

Me: ooo, cool, i own RS ::'

 

 

 

and that was the story of me cutting dead trees in wildy :mrgreen:

You swing your axe at the tree...

 

It doesn't come back

 

 

 

You swing your axe at the tree...

 

You die from a large splinter embedded in your arm

 

You come back to life as a tree

 

 

 

You swing your axe at the tree

 

You die of a severe axe wound.

 

 

 

(The soviet Russia jokes are old)

There's no sig here. Move it along...

You swing your axe at the tree

 

Out comes a chrisstmas cracker

 

You click on it doing the cha cha in your computer room

 

Connection lost-please wait-attempt to restablish

 

A level 13 comes over and grabs it

 

Oh dear your head explodes

u swing ur axe at the tree... :shock:

 

u get a gold ore... :mrgreen:

You swing your axe at the tree...

 

You get a splinter!

 

Oh dear you are dead!

99/99 Cooking. 1500+ total level. 96+ Combat

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you swing ur axe at the tree.

 

a tree spirit comes and asks if u wanna play poker,

 

u answer yes, and the winner gets a special price from the king of wood.

 

u pwn the tree spirit with a strait flush, the tree spirit dies, and u get 100k of yews :thumbsup: ::'

you swing ur axe at the tree...

 

you swing ur axe at the tree...

 

you swing ur axe at the tree...

 

you swing ur axe at the tree...

 

u get annoyed at how blunt the axe is and go buy a new 1

 

you swing ur axe at the tree...

 

it falls on top of you....woops

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thanks to mitsubishi64 who made this sig

u swing ur axe at the tree...

 

u get bored and kill urself in desperation... ::'

you swing ur axe at the tree...

 

which becomes an emp and owns the hell out of u

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thanks to mitsubishi64 who made this sig

u swing ur axe at the tree

 

u find a note with 100 rune plates ::'

you swing your axe at the tree...

 

A tree spirit dives in front of it, and dies, leaving 2k rune axes (noted)

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u swing ur axe at the tree

 

u get a splinter in ur eye, u cant c where ur chopping, and u chop of ur arm, and ur leg, and u die... :XD:

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u swing your axe at the tree..

 

 

 

and u realise u r actually cutting into a giants leg and he stamps on u and u die :twisted:

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1593th to 99 Farming - July 08.

You swing your axe at the tree

 

You get some bricks

 

 

 

Congratulations, you have advanced a stupidity level by cutting the wall.

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Dai jou bui!

 

The full stop and comma are your friend....

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You swing your axe at the tree...

 

 

 

The tree falls down and kills a giant spider. You get banned for bug abuse.

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Join the campaign for more F2P bank space!

Avatar by Born2die, tyvm!

You swing your axe at the tree...

 

 

 

The tree falls down and kills a giant spider. You get banned for bug abuse.

 

 

 

Nice

 

 

 

 

 

Anyway, You swing your axe at the tree...

 

Oh dear, you are dead....

 

 

 

....tired from cutting trees that only give one log before they fall....

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Dai jou bui!

 

The full stop and comma are your friend....

http://www.blogger.com/profile/31134299

You swing your axe at a tree

 

 

 

Doh it's a bush #-o

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Barrows Drops: Dh platelegs, Guth helm, Karils cb, Torags legs

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You swing your axe at the tree...

 

You swing your axe at the tree...

 

You swing your axe at the tree...

 

You just realise you need to wait some seconds until you get logs.

 

 

 

You swing your axe at the tree...

 

You swing your axe at the tree...

 

You swing your axe at the tree...

 

You just realise that you lost your rune axe head half an hour ago...

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Currently having a break from sig-making...

Join the campaign for more F2P bank space!

Avatar by Born2die, tyvm!

you swing your axe at the tree, you get some yew logs you get some yew logs you get some yew logs you tele the autoer to level 40 wild you kill the autoer and steel all his yews.

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you swing ur axe at the tree...

 

oops, it wasnt a tree, it was zezima... :-w

 

u get aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall of the holidays items (+1000m)... ::' O:)

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