who swing your axe at the tree...

 

your axe head flies off and hits zezima ...... he kills you :shock:

You swing your axe at the tree......

 

 

 

No you dont! you grab an old lady and throw her at the tree, and her grand son starts running after you with an smg, then kills himself. So you start eating his corpse, untill the cops arrive.....to tell you your mom has been found guilty of having sex with children, so you shoot yourself with that smg, and go to hell, and make a deal with the devil, you will give him a fingernail if he catapults you to heaven. So youre in heavent and you find the urge to find Jesus and rape him, on the way to his palace, you see the same kid that killed himself earlier, so you pus him off a cloud and he falls into hell. Then some guy thanks you for killing hin and amasses tremendous energy to open up a demensional portal back to earth, and free passage back eveyrtime you die. So now on earht you go on a spree, shopping spree that is, you buy cookie dough pudding, then shove it up your [wagon] and kill yourself by jumping off the shopping mall. Now youre in heaven, you go to gods palace and have sex with his daughter. Now god is chasing you down and firing lightning bolts at you, and threatening to force you to have sex with a hundred men. So you catch on of the lightning bolts and throw it back at god. "god has recieved a free trip to lumbridge", now the devil comes to heaven and pays you for eternal rule over heaven and hell, in more pudding. now you take the same portal back to earth, nothing has changed. Who says the devil is evil? he has better things to do than make chaos on earth. So you go steal a sausage from a butler, shove it up a kids nose, and steal his lollypop calling it "trade", now his mom is chasing you, so you steal a car and start amassive police car shace down highway 91. Now its been 2 days and therew are 27 tanks following you, and a 5 yjews, and 3 bombers. Casualty count is at 2400, so why dont they just kill you? because they suck! Now you crash into a car, inside there is sitting a prostitute, youre about to offer $2000 for her services but a tank runs over what remains of her car, so too bad. Then the bombers start bombing the place, so all ground forces are blown up and you live, and the jets blow up the bumbers thne crash into each other. So now you go into a night club and fall a sleep (frigging prostutudes showing their wares all over the place! and youre sleepng you idiot! the next morning you relize youve been raped by a fat guy while you were asleep, congradulations, you got 4 stds in one night, and you didnt even lift a finger. So now youre depressed and want to die, so you go to the zoo and have sex with an elephant, hoping it will crush you, sucess, but the devil loves you so much that you remail alive, all your organs are dsmanteled, and bones broken, everyones screaming and running from you, so now you go have sex with a kid, jus to find out her grandmother is still home, so she sprinkles some holywater on you, but that dosent work so you just leave. Then you just fall into eternal sleep.

 

 

 

Congradulations, youre a sleeping gay pedophile with 3 stds, messed up organs, covered by holy water, most wanted by the fbi, loved by the devil, with pudding up your [wagon].

 

 

 

the end.

im scared now..

you swing your axe at the tree...

 

then you have to go pee

 

so you go and get stun by a bee

 

then you com back to that verry old tree

 

it then said you can cut me your wood cutting lvl sucks

 

hehehe

 

:wall: :wall: :wall:

ok i'm re-opening this topic.

 

please keep it on topic :pray: :mrgreen:

Will do :) At least, we'll try :-w

Let me see if I get this right *clears throat*.

 

 

 

You swing your axe at the tree. Nothing happens. You swing your axe at the tree harder this time. Nothing happens. You pull out a new shiny dragon and and go for a really really hard swing. You send the tree flying right over Varrock Castle. You stand there shocked. There is a crash in the distance. You hear the noise of crying and angry men shouting... They come round the corner with pitchforks and torches.... Oh dear you are dead.

Toy Swing Your Axe At The Tree...

 

A Bunch Of Hippies Gang Up On You.....Including The Tree

You swing your axe at the tree...

 

oh theres a mod time to Log!111

You swing your axe at the tree.....

 

You get some logs.

 

You light the logs.

 

You set lumbrige on fire!

 

You are trapped in an inferno!

 

A cow saves you from the fire.

 

You are running out of hides, so you kill the cow.

 

The fire sneeks up and stabs you in the back.

 

Oh dear, you are dead.

 

 

 

moral: Et Mor Turky

You swing your tree at the axe...

 

Oh dear, how did that happen?

you swing your axe at the tree...

 

.....and a p hat falls out in a nest.

 

 

 

you pick up the p hat...

 

.....and the wise old man one hits you with sara strike.

 

 

 

Oh dear, you are dead!

you swing your axe at the tree,

 

You explode \

You swing your axe at the tree.

 

A tree spirit apears

 

She turns you into a gaurd (Like the ones in fally and varrock)

 

You get killed and somebody steels one of your clue scrolls.

 

Oh dear you are death.

 

 

 

and now i got ranger boots muhahaahah lol.

U swng ur ax at teh tre.

 

The Grammar Goblin comes out of the tree and eats you alive!

In America, you swing your axe at the tree

 

In Soviet Russia, The Tree swing axe at YOU!

you swing your axe at the tree.

 

you wonder how people can enjoy doing this!?

You swing your axe at the tree,

 

Sumone yells, 'Can I have sumthing for free?'

 

Your axe head goes flying,

 

Gettin distracted by replying,

 

Man, you just got scammed, don't you see?

You swing ur axe at the tree... you get some logs!

 

the tree says "hey give me back my logs and ill giv u this green party hat im wearing"

 

You say "Oh, i thought that was just a leaf."

 

So anyway u trade him and he offers the green party hat and u offer all of the logs u hav been cutting which at that point was 2k and right at the last second he switches the party hat 2 a palm leaf!!!

 

U just got scammed by a tree, how does it feel???

you swing your inflatable hammer at the tree *squeak*

You swing your axe at the tree...

 

It turns out to be an Ent, and breaks your axe.

 

The Ent chants: ROFLMAOWTFBBQ, ROFLMAOWTFBBQ, ROFLMAOWTFBBQ...

 

Suddenly, a huge level 702 monster appears besides you.

 

Everyone runs away except you, then you see in your text box:

 

"Here come Tz-tok-Jad!!"

 

Oh dear, you are dead!

you swing your axe at the tree...

 

u miss and get fleshy logs...

 

the tree lights a fire out of the logs...

 

of dear you are a pile of ashes

You swing your axe at the magic tree...

 

the only axe you have is Dharoks greataxe,

 

it prompts you to continue cutting with the greataxe

 

you click yes

 

you get logs...

 

you set fire to the logs

 

you see multiple figures apperearing in the fire

 

you realize they are the barrows brothers

 

Oh dear you are dead!

you swing ur axe at the tree...

 

u hear a risling sound...

 

"...ssshhhh...."

 

it becomes pretty quiet for a while.

 

you see a snake that apparently lives in the part of the tree ur cutting...

 

it spits poison in ur eye...

 

oh dear, u died by the toxic... :twisted:

you swing your axe at the noob...

 

you gotten some noob items!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

you swing your axe at the tree...

 

you hear off at the distance

 

"ok thats it"

 

you hear a big explosion

 

you have destroyed runescape!