The guard notices you escaping and quickly, but carefully, shoves a bomb in your backpack.

 

 

 

 

 

when it explodes i find your stuff and shove it in the bank (just like the rune scimmy) but don't put the deadly gp in cos i wanna die in a evil, creative and funny way :XD:

The guard comes up and kills you. I get smart and I shoot the guard, killing him, take the gp, go into varrok castle, hold the king of varrock hostage, and declair varrock my new domian.

the king suddenly dies but he somehow managed to reincarnate into the 1 gp and he suddenly appears in front of you with that 1gp cursing power but he's unarmed. somhow I managed to be there and shoot you (Bug abuse!) and saved the king. the king rewarded me with the 1 gp. (gah! that's less than what he gave me for shield of arrav!)

you get killed by 10000000000 encyclopedias and dictionaries falling on you from the sky. (because you made me read all that)

 

reads a dictionary and finds 1gp ooooo.

the thigs in you sig come alive and kill you and then kill each other and i found 1 gp! wooooooooooot im rich!!!

The world starts to melt and you fall into a bottomless chasm. But, I fall into the Mime Random Event with the gp. Pwned!

The 'Mime' as he is known, is secretly an operative of one of the three gods in the audience. Nobody is for sure which one. Anywho, the god he works for has been searching for this coin a long, long time...

 

 

 

The Mime kills you and hands over the gp to his master. You decide who that is. 8-)

its zammy. yes. a zamorakian mime. gotta watch out for those. the gp randomly appears in my inventory

I wish you were in the 'Ban the person above you' game so I could ban you.

 

 

 

 

 

Unfortunately this isn't the Corrupt a Wish game either, so now I have to think of a post.

 

 

 

Okay here it is: Zamorak wanted that coin for himself, so he sent every one of his minions after you. You didn't stand a chance. :P

 

 

 

One of his minions picks it up and travels back to his master's domain, alone. Some Saradominist warriors kill him, and, afraid of anything that had belonged to a minion of Zamorak, hand the coin over to me. 8-) Zamorak does not know that I have it.

But then a lvl 126 called "I can p00n you with a rubber chicken" (lol I know you can't have a name that long- deal with it)- and he comes and p00ns you with a rubber chicken and gives it to some random goblin (me)

you die from heart failure.

I pick up the gp.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Classic. I know.

you fly into he air never to be seen again. my gp.

It sprouts legs, arms, and a head, screams "omfg zomgzorz it's a n00b!", scuttles up your arm, and bites you in the neck. You bleed to death. They bury the gp with you in an inbreakable, indestructible steel tomb... with no key, btw. Who would want a key to get into someone's grave? :shame:

^^The GP finds its way back into Numer0_un0's pocket. You suddenly get poofed into what looks like the mime random event and celebrate. Just as the player ahead of you finishes, you walk up to the stage. The mime disappears. You stand still. The room starts to fill with people who say things like "omfg zomgzorz it's a n00b!" and you think fast and decide to do the flap emote to try to fly away. You fail...and utterly fail life at the moment when the "omfg zomgzorz it's a n00b!" players through tomatoes at you :P But this isn't the best part yet. After a few minutes of you being told that you are an ugly bad entertainer noob, the mime pops back! You think that it's finally going to be over; you are right in a sense. Everyone goes silent and the mime waits a few seconds to say..."omfg zomgzorz it's a n00b!" :XD: He realizes he broke his lifetime silence and grabs his rubber chicken, killing himself and everyone in the room with one single whack.

 

 

 

"Oh dear, you are dead!"

 

 

 

My money :P

:shock:

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+1 :shock:

 

 

 

I bestow upon thee infinite brownie points.

my control over telecenetic grab is awsome, and i am able to snach it right out of your backpack.

The spell backfires, telekenting you to yourself, which really turns you inside out. Your organs and blood splew onto the ground, where you die, slowly.

 

 

 

Gp is mine.

Running away, you slip on the pile of organs that was once Alexpop11. You thought that the squishiness would have cushioned your fall. You were wrong. Before his spell backfired, he ingested thousands of tacks. You impale yourself on them when you hit the ground. I fly in on my Super-Tortoise, prise the gp out of your cold, dead hands, and fly off into a beautiful sunset.

until you spontaneously combust. hey look! a gp!

as you pick it up, my organs and stuff reform and i become a zombie.

 

i kill all, and eventualy find you.

 

as i pick up the gp you droped, its magical power revives me of the zombie state.

 

i continue my nomal life, not noticing the 1gp raise in my 15mil

Until you notice a new item in your inventory; a red, moving coin... with jet black eyes. It senses you noticing it... and morphs into the gp of DOOM it really is. Then, after one-hitting you with *evil glare* attack, it hops into my backpack... :-s

to bad we were in the wildeness.

 

you get owned by me.

 

i tele to lummy.

 

i head into the caves with my trusty spiney helment and rune smithy.

 

i give the coin to a wall beast, who then hides it in the depth of its hole.

 

i stand gaurd by it

The beast, realizing you aren't it's master, grabs around your helmet and rips off your head. I, being the true master, get the coin returned to me from the monster and tele out of the cave into Varrock.