After you've gotten the gp you tele to lumby. All the noobs you just killed are waiting for you and kills you with there new amazing "living dead" powers.

 

Since the noobs are living deads - aka ghost - they cant pick up the gp them self - so I telegrab it from Edgeville

But the force of the coin from the journey blasts you into the deep wilderness, and a greater demon rips through your flesh, and picks up the gp from your corpse. Deeming it worthless, he throws it away. I catch it and go to the safest place on earth.

but you have a d long so they dont let you stay. I kill you. My gp ty.

More info, make it bettar.

 

Death comes and realise you killed his friend, he gives you the touch of death and ressurects me. He drops the Geepee as he flees back to the other realm, I pick it up.

But the gp is now a "ghost gp", so you can't keep it in your pocket, and you lose it. You then commit suicide because you can't have your loved gp - how romantic.

 

I - am now a ghost - flies by and picks it up.

u become alive and fall down cause u had an arrow through you and i get the gp

As you pick up the 1gp, it gives you a sudden urge to go spend it. You decide the only thing you can buy with it is a chisel, so you teleport to Lumbridge. I, resently being killed by noobs with revenge on their minds, was very angry that the noobs killed me while i was wearing my full lederhosen, i looked good in it. So, as i notice you walking towards the general store, I take my rune scimmy, one of my few items magically kept upon death, and kill you in my rage. I now once again have the 1 gp.

but what you forget is that at this moment i am holding a ghost gp which turns me into a ghost exactly at the time you stab me ang you walk through me and get jammed in the walls between the general store

I happened to keep some ghostbuster cartridges from last years halloween event, and i blast you and you disolve into nothing. Since the gp is inanimate (or is it?) It is reverted into normal from and i pick it up.

suddenly a piano falls onto you

 

i dont know how that happened

 

the gp flies into me hand

One of the keys flies out from the piano and beats the gp to you. It knocks you out. I struggle out from under the piano and take it.

but out of nowhere it starts raining pianos and we both fall down as well as every1 nearby and the gp falls into a bush

And then by some incredible twist of fate I happened to be standing in a ditch and i simply drop down and wait for the piano shower to end. When it has stopped and there are no more musical crashes, I climb out of the ditch and survey the carnage around me. Suddenly i walk into a bush which i'm sure wasn't there before and pick up the gp which i find in it. I walk off.

You are tricked by "nice" sailors, they say they're nice. But when you get on board, these so called "nice" say something like this:

 

 

 

"Arr, feed the landlubber the the sharks."

 

"Jarr, indeed let's do"

 

"Jarr, we ill."

 

"Jarr, I agray."

 

 

 

So they throw you off board, and the captain says, "Thanks for da money sucka."

 

 

 

And the pirates sail away without you.

But then they stray into the time machine thread and are transported back to the world of Ancient Greek myth and legend, where they meet Scylla and Charybdis. Within 5 seconds they are sunk and the gp is thrown into Scylla's lair...

during the god wars this area froze up and was discovered by an archeological team led by a warrior who found a gp amoungst the ruins

 

the coin is passed down generations until it comes to my hands

Your family tree is completey desinegrated into dust because I simply pawn.

 

The gp is mine and I feed it to my cat who then dies and joins your family tree. The gp is now in my hands because my cat fails at eating.

i ask nicely for the gp and you give it to me. then i simply put it with my other coins, put it all in ma bank, and quit RS

i ask nicely for the gp and you give it to me. then i simply put it with my other coins, put it all in ma bank, and quit RS

 

 

 

The bank explodes and you are banned for causing it. The Gp ends up next to me.

the gp was a chocolate coin and you needed 2m to live

 

you had 1.999m

 

in a last act of retaliation you use home teleport, but you then got an abyyass. The abyssas eats you up and i get the real coin.

I hire the banana in your sig to beat you with his sign, a fitting end for someone of your "Stature"... My Gp... :twisted:

Your avatar drowns you in it's neverending flow of mud. The gp blocks up the hole, destroying the avatar, so i pick it up from the shattered remains of the jar thingy.

the jar thingy goes boom.

 

me 1gp rich =p

Your avatar drowns you in it's neverending flow of mud. The gp blocks up the hole, destroying the avatar, so i pick it up from the shattered remains of the jar thingy.

 

 

 

Sand, actually.

 

 

 

Oh yeah, I'm getting unimaginative, so... An anvil falls on your head. I get the gp.

Langzor trips and severs his spine.

 

Drazon, who just happened to be walking around, takes the gp and teleports to Paddewwa.