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The Time Machine

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You forgot to take you possessions of, and a mob of people attack you in an effort to get your stuff.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Goes back before the day whatever happened to p ess, buys 100k or so, becomes rich.

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yes but you accidently touch your past self thus anhilliating both selves from exsitance.Ha ha.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

goes back in time to implant virus in rs1 code that completly destroys it.

Random stranger:Do you want the full dragon set or the mystery box?

Other random stranger:THE BOX THE BOX!

The virus is incompatible with any hardware in existence at the time.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Goes back to the Big Bang (I have materials to survive in space, nothing bad happens to me or my equipment during the explosion, and afterwards, I go into stasis for a few billion years and somehow wake up on Earth a few seconds after the exact time and place I left)*

Fear the frog reaper. Hypercubes make the frog reaper happy ^_^

 

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Or else I shall feast upon your soul!!! :twisted:

Then you wake up from your dream and realize there really wasnt a big bang at all. It was all in side your head and now you have a major headache.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

**I go back to september 2003 2 weeks before the the big dupe and sell all my rares and immediatly spend it all on the "fake" (rember that? :lol: )

 

 

 

rares after the dupe which later turn out to be real.

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he punches u in the face and steals ur idea

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

year 1066

 

 

 

in sum battle i bring from the future modern weapons hahaha

 

 

 

(havnt u thort it world be awesome if u had a machine gun in sum middle ages battle)

 

 

 

1066 william the conquerer unifies england. i need to know it for a social studies test. anways...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You get banned for item scamming because u caused the prices to drop by thinking that the more there are the cheaper they are

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i go back to 1998 and stop myself from slipping into the wall that i hit directly with my forehead because i wanted to go outside

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Your past self says "I don't talk to strangers" and ignores you. And the history repeats itself.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You run out of ammo after shooting 1 indian. The indians kill you and eat you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Goes back to 1983 and shoots Indira Gandi's Sikh guards to stop her from being killed*

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The rest of the guards sees it and arrest you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

How could I be out of ammo? I had it fully reloaded and a bag full of ammo. :roll:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*goes to the time first pizzas were made to see how they were made*

The rest of the guards sees it and arrest you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

How could I be out of ammo? I had it fully reloaded and a bag full of ammo. :roll:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tell me where you said that. :roll:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*goes to the time first pizzas were made to see how they were made*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You go back to Italy and spy on peasants. They kill you for stalking them

b4 they kill u, u send in a kamekaze attack by your best friend, he is strapped with 15kg of dynamite

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

quickly b4 he explodes u travel to the time of dinosaurs, ahhhhh safe at last???

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you get eatened by dinosaurs.

 

 

 

travel to the time before i got a scar on my forehead and stop myself

 

 

 

from getting the scar.

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Your time machine asplodes in the time rift and you die.

 

 

 

I TIME TRAVEL TO TO THE BEGINNING OF EXISTENCE AND TAKE OVER THE UNIVERSE WITH MY STUFF I BROUGHT, NOTHING BAD HAPPENS EVER.

Sir, the Panzerschreck squad is blocking the road!

you die of old age

 

 

 

i travel back in time to 1 min. for fun

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The time machine starts to hum like it normally does when it's used,but then it stops.Its screen says "You must go back a minimium of 30 minutes to use this time machine."Nothing else interesting happens.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hmm...nope,my time machine is still broken.Still need another $5500 to get a new time machine.A vital part that's not sold anywhere broke when I "accidently" spilled soda on the time machine I have.

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Oddly, right now, the "Vital" part starts malfunctioning. You are teleported back to the Colosseum, in Rome. A gladiator fight is about to happen. You are the gladiator. :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Goes to 1946 to witness the first fully electronic computer built!*

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They attack you and try to kill you for spying on them.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Goes some times before Albert Enstein was born and ask his mother for a pie*

She slams the pie in ur face and kills u with alberts crib

 

 

 

Goes to the year 1944 and im in Normandy...

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u get shot by a sniper

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i go to the time of dinosaurs, drink magic potion and become a dinosaur myself

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A fish bites ur butt and u scream in pain!

 

 

 

travels to iwo jima at the island of japan during world war 2 where they're fighting

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in about 3 seconds u r hit by a barrage of bullets by both sides

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

travels to iwo jima at the same time, wearing indestructable amour, immune to everything

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u fall in the ocean and cant get bak out and drown becuz of the weight of ur armour

 

 

 

goes with andrew jacksson to new orleans to fight the british

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The british shoot you and kill you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Goes back to the Boston Tea Party and helps throw tea bags*

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You can never get back, and some villain from that time makes you his slave after the party.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*goes to 1901 and does a prank call to FBI and says "You guys are jerks, hah, can't catch me for 106 years you losers" and goes to the present before the FBI will think about taking actions*

The FBI nvestigate where the call came from and make a file for future agents to open this year... They come and kill you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I go back to 1991 and shoot Bill Clinton before he can become president and then come back to the present without leaving a trace of my ever being there.

> SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;

0 rows returned

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

I'll let you in on a secret. Since 1990, important people have been wearing bullet proof vests under their suits. So it's best to shoot their head off. But they might be wearing bullet proof sunglasses.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm going back to the time when Asutralia was officially discovered and stand on the shore where they land and shout: THIS IS MY LAND! THIS IS MY COUNTRY! and shoot 'em down.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The crew on Endeavor( the ship that they were on) did not have any weapons.... that they could've grabbed before I kill them.

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