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Not a fact but something i noticed.

 

 

 

Phats are light-weigh and paper-thin, easy to take off someone's head.

 

 

 

Ca Ching!! :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And also this, which I'm sure is known by many, if not all:

 

 

 

Karajama Rum+ Banana=Big surprise!!!!! :-#

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

test it out & see if you live to tell

 

 

 

i'm sorry this might sound noobish, but what DOES happen when you stuff the banana in the neck of the bottle, nothing elsee happens

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

you stuff the banana in the bottle

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Whenever you log into Runescape you appear to be facing south on other player's screens but you on your screen you are facing the direction you last logged out on. Also whenever you see a player log in they should be facing south. \'

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Here's a quote from the Tip.It Times!

 

 

 

Lots of useless (I mean useless!) facts!

 

 

 

Such facts as the quest relating to the actual Cold War, anagrams, and junk!

 

 

 

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Working my way through Jagex's latest quest, Cold War, the other evening, I found myself giggling like a fool at the various jokes and social commentary embedded in it. The quest itself was fairly straightforward; what made it so much...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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no mater wut hour it is, u wont ever c the sun in runescape, not even during sunset... i really doubt there is a sun in runescape...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If u click a prayer u cant use it will light up 4 2 seconds n then it will tell u u need higher lvl.

 

 

 

When u eat sumthing seems like u r eating ur hand.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fly fishin rods n normal fishin rods both look the same while fishing.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

when u r harpoon fishin, it says u get sumthin(tuna,swordie, etc.) but ur harpoon never has a fish on it. Same with lobby cage.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

when u turn the run mode on, if u move 1 or 2 squares u dont run.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

idk if its bcuz i play in low detail, but players dont seem to have mouth.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

when u r in varrock's west bank's basement u cant get sum of the stuff even if using telekinetic grab.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

a lvl 100 player eats more than 1k fish, pies, pizzas or w.e he/she eats but where does all that food goes 2?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Even if theres enough space, u cant walk between sum trees.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

After talking with a npc they seem 2 follow u 4 a moment

 

 

 

Same with the moon.

 

 

 

Yes, but you usually aren't stupid enough to click it on purpose right? :roll:

 

 

 

When you harpoon fish or catch lobsters, you 'shake' the item a little?

 

 

 

When you talk to an NPC, then stop and walk away, they turn and follow you with their eyes unless someone else talks to them.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My own useless fact:

 

 

 

In Rimmington, the general store shopkeeper and assistant are almost always standing next to each other facing south.

 

 

 

Is this because that is their default position and noone ever talks to them or pushes them around because people are standing in the way?

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If you trade someone when you're woodcutting, you appear to swing the ax at that player's head :P

 

 

 

And when you're fishing with a fishing rod, and trade someone, you stick the pole right through their stomach :lol:

 

 

 

Also, try eating an onion, you get a message in the text box that's funny.

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Just thought I'd clear up the whole banana rum thing, it's used in the tai bwo wannai trio quest. The guy asks for a bottle of karamja rum, but if you make it by wedging the banana in the bottle, he tells you it's "useless" and makes you re-do it by slicing the banana and putting the slices in the bottle.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just figured since this was coming up again, and the first time I said this was lost around a dozen pages back, I'd re-post it.

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The wise old man's actual name is Bob the Jagex Cat!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Actually it's Dionysus.

 

 

 

Dionysus?

 

 

 

Isn't that the Greek god of wine?

 

 

 

Yes it is...

 

 

 

Also, he lives near the WINE MERCHANT, who is in Draynor Square

Dionysus is also whom the Greeks' built the theaters as a temple for him. I wonder if runescape will ever have a theater (besides the mime theater that is) because of this little fact.............. :-k :pray:
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The wise old man's actual name is Bob the Jagex Cat!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Actually it's Dionysus.

 

 

 

Dionysus?

 

 

 

Isn't that the Greek god of wine?

 

 

 

Yes it is...

 

 

 

Also, he lives near the WINE MERCHANT, who is in Draynor Square

Dionysus is also whom the Greeks' built the theaters as a temple for him. I wonder if runescape will ever have a theater (besides the mime theater that is) because of this little fact.............. :-k :pray:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The reason RS doesn't have DVDs, TVs, computers etc. in it is because we adventurers are too busy to be wasting our times on that.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh and before you reply to this I wanna have you know RuneScape is a fantasy game, NOT a Old Age, it has very little to do with the events that happend before the year 1,500. Think about it, there are two scientist I'm aware of in the game, frankenstein, and the scientist that changed Enerest into chicken.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Back on topic:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No matter what your thieving level is you can't steal from a bank. This is probably because there are no secret aggents in RS like the FBI.

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JaGEX loves references.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The wine salesman in Draynor, Fortunato, comes entirely from Edgar Allan Poe's short-story The Cask of Amontillado. In the story, Fortunato is a wine enthusiast whose former friend lures him into a crypt by promising to let him sample some Amontillado, an especially fine and rare wine. Fortunato is tricked and left in the crypt to die of his allergy to nitre (mold).

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The wise old man's actual name is Bob the Jagex Cat!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Actually it's Dionysus.

 

 

 

Dionysus?

 

 

 

Isn't that the Greek god of wine?

 

 

 

Yes it is...

 

 

 

Also, he lives near the WINE MERCHANT, who is in Draynor Square

Dionysus is also whom the Greeks' built the theaters as a temple for him. I wonder if runescape will ever have a theater (besides the mime theater that is) because of this little fact.............. :-k :pray:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Actually, his name is Dionysius, which means he 'belongs to Dionysus'. Perhaps he is a decendant?

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You can carry a million gold coins and still have less weight than a few rocks.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Poison will slowly kill you, but there is currently no poison that will kill you with you still able to run around in circles screaming for antidote.

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I dont know if this was mentioned already...well because i cant read 500+ posts b4 i fall asleep...but:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Upstairs of the Old Man's house, you can kick him bed and it will rumble but nothing else happens and you cant solve it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And whats with the whole thing of the Old Man attacking the wizard tower..can u solve that little mystery???

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The Rubber Chicken is the worst weapon in the game. I know a lot of people know that, but people who don't own one won't. It gives -100 in stats.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Not exactly i think the little mouse you get from some kitten quest is also -100

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- You can free insult in spanish (no **** stuff)

 

 

 

- How some ppl can repeat so fast when selling something?? (colored and animated text!!)

 

 

 

- Why the same monsters respawn at the same point while they are killed by us time after time ? (very dumb.. isnÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâôt?)

 

 

 

- Why are hills and mountains? nobody fall throug them...

 

 

 

- Why we canÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâôt drop 1 item at time from a pile of them? (i.e: drop 10 coins from a 100 pile)

 

 

 

- Why Jagex donÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâôt give a "passfree for a month to try" members accounts to all of poor ppl like me?? :thumbsup: :mrgreen: \'

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The Initiate plate is called a platemail while every other plate is called a platebody

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Statue at the fork north of Fally looks the same as the Statue of Baxtorian from the Waterfall Quest.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Weapons up to rune have a solid gold handle while dragon weapons have a grey, stone handle

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

There is a picture of the Silverlight on the Anti-Dragonfire shield

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Guards that can't be attacked wield halberds, while guards that can wield swords

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Arrows always hit the target at a set height (no higher, no lower) no matter how high or low the target is

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When smithing, the armour that you make weighs more than the bars you used to make it

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

All random event whirlpools swirl counter-clockwise

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The bone spear is like a halberd, yet you can wield a shield with it

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You don't have any fingers

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Many two handed weapons when using stab will be used in one hand.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Duelling Arena hospital room doesn't have any glass in the window

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

There are 82 Cabbages in the Lumbridge Cabbage Field

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When using a sextant, when you move square-by-square, each square are intervals of 2 minutes

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

After eating many cabbages they start tasting ok

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Items dropped take two minutes to disappear

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Black Demons stand exactly 2 times as tall as a player's character

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Barrows brothers have Pink Legend capes

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You can not stop yourself from smithing when you start smithing 5 or 10

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When an object or NPC is directly NE, NW, SW or SE it will say, "I can't reach that"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bows and Granite Mauls are held in the wrong hand

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When wielding a P2P wep in a F2P world you can punch or kick with it

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pumpkins heal 14hp

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If your Public Chat is "Off" you can see Player Mods chat

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

On many skills the animation goes faster than the text

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Darts are the fastest weapon in the game

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You don't have eyes, they are black lines

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If you die with a skirt and legs, you keep the skirt

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Low alches only have 1 gold puff animation, high alches have 3

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When you high alch while your cannon is spinning, it stops spinning until you finish alching

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When you eat an onion it says, "It's always sad to see a grown man/woman cry"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When you try to high alch coins, it says that coins are already made of gold. Yet, when you high alch gold bars it doesn't

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When using a sextant in the Air Runecrafting alter, you will find that the altar is in level 56 wilderness

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Player animation are done one body part at a time

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The exp which would be needed for level 100 is exactly 14,391,160

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Burthorpe stairs going down to the game room are backwards

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Super strong poison only does up to a 6 from poison

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A black-jack has a chance of stunning an opponent

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sickles don't give an attack bonus when wielded

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Your character complains a lot during member quests

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Normal snakes drop bones, but bush snakes only drop their skin. You'd think that the bush snakes would drop bones too...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Chickens cannot kill you, no matter what

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Coffin examines to "I see dead people"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

After you talk to a NPC he always turns to face you until someone else interacts with him

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If you follow someone, then teleport out, your character still follows it

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If you have a poison/disease and you will switch worlds to a f2p world, the poison/disease will still take effect

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If you set up a barricade in the Castle Wars waiting room, it will be still counted as the team's total barricades

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Rake head will fly faster than axe/pickaxe heads

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Zamorak, Azzandra, Hazeel, Zemouregal and Lucien are in the same tribe

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The only Death Rune spawn is in the Feldip Hills

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Runescape has 40 farming patches in total

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

There are 3 ruins in Wilderness

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If you walk five steps north, eleven steps west, and thirteen steps north

 

 

 

from the Draynor Village bank first booth, you will find a dock leaf plant

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Every items' top is facing north when dropped

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When you activate an enchanted stone (slayer communicator thing) you turn east

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If you stand near a sheep and it baas, you can hear it

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A farm near Varrock has sheep that are always sheared

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Gloves technically aren't gloves, they are mittens (gloves have fingers)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The mad mage in the dragon slayer maze part summons cabbages

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

There used to be pit scorpions with the king scorpions in the Dwarven mines during early rs days, but they took them out

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You eat everything in three bites

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

some people hold their staffs strait up some hold them with a slight angle

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

when drinking something you bite it three times

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

when using a long range attack (arrows darts knives axes and javelins) you get 1.5 range and 1.5 defence xp (makes training range and defence better)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Vannaka (on tutorial island) has a 2h sword AND a shield

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

An aggressive monster will stop being aggressive after you are more than twice its level

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When you shoot arrows, they disappear 20% of the time

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When Running you go ten squares in one second and When Walking you go four squares in one second

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

After being in a monsters territory and killing them for a certain amount of time, they will no longer be aggressive

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The first option for pineapples and watermelons is eat but you can't

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Infernal Mages drop 2 different pieces of Mystic Robe

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You cannot take a cannon into the slayer dungeon or tower because of "dark forces"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You get "tired" from taking the Shilo Village-Brimhaven cart ride

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nechrayels spawn level 46 undead. You need 80 slayer to kill nechrayels, but only 1 to kill the Undead

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Falling off Baxtorian Falls does 8 damage

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Examine the rope you tie to the rock when going to the waterfall. It says "Rope" with no period

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When the Ghosts Ahoy quest came out, you could examine the wall top in the ectoplasm chamber. It was called "ahoy_tomb_wall_top" with underscores, and the examine was just the same

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When the Mountain Daughter quest came out, you could examine the rope that you used to get into the village. It was something like "mountain daughter rope" with a number or two

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In Castle wars, you can put barricades on your walls, except for the far side

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In the south Ardougne bank, you can bank at the closed booth by selecting "bank" banker. This works at many other banks too

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If you are fighting a team or many monsters, and you are standing in non-multi combat while your opponents are in multi combat, you can still be attacked by all of them

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You cannot set up Castle wars barricades in the doorways of the side

 

 

 

doors.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You cannot set a barricade right outside the energy barrier in castle wars, but you can set one right inside

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If you die in the castle wars waiting room, you just respawn in a different place in the waiting room

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You can only set up a barricade in the waiting room with 5 or less minutes until the next game

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cabbages picked from Draynor manor "taste slightly better than normal" and boost your defence by one level temporarily

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Looking through a sextant, the position is random every time. It doesn't follow a set pattern

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When you examine a maple tree it says I bet this will make good syrup

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The only place in the whole of Runescape you see Cyclops is ardy zoo

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When examining overgrown cats it says A not so little cat

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The closed trapdoor below the anvils at north of Varrock farm when you try and open it says nothing interesting happens

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

There not a single proper toilet in Runescape

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If you examine normal gloves it says These will keep my hands warm but ice gloves say these will keep my hands cold

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If you die and have a freeze condition, you are still frozen for a few seconds

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If you die and lose some hp or skill levels due to poison or a disease at the exact same second, you still lose the hp or stats

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If you gain experience and are in the high scores, your name on the high scores doesn't get updated until you log out

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You cannot telegrab an item if you are standing on the wall by the lobby in castle wars if the item is actually in castle wars

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Also, if you add tin, aluminum, or zink, you get stainless steel. And THAT is the metalurgy lesson for the day.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

zinc

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That's the spelling lesson for the day, although it would take years to make any discernible effect on the general rs population :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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if its not corect english does not mean its wrong zink is a perfect dutch word for zinc so he is right in a way (he may not wanted to say)
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- How some ppl can repeat so fast when selling something?? (colored and animated text!!)

 

 

 

- Why are hills and mountains? nobody fall throug them...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1. Because they use auto-typing software...which is ILLEGAL!!!!

 

 

 

2. HUH?

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Guards that can't be attacked wield halberds, while guards that can wield swords

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wrong...there are gnome guards outside the Grand Tree that wield halberds. And can be attacked :P

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