my 2 friends and i were anients pking, so we see a lvl 60 or so guy and he had a skull, so we start attacking him (how mature), me and my other friend shoot ice rush and run up to dds him, hes eating like crazy, so my higher lvl friend hits us all with ice barrage (but hes aiming for the 60) he kills my friend and me and the 60 and pm's me saying "oops" so then i see a new green dot in falador, he says wtf and turns out he killed all 3 of us then a high lvl barriage/whipper killed him

 

 

Mine has to be when I was standing in level 4 wildy, talking to a guy protecting Saidinwot on world 99. I'm level 71, and a level 76 tries trading with me, then running away, to get me into level 5 wildy. I'm skulled, holding a d long, and some tarromin.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

For the heck of it, I run into the level 5 wildy. Unsurprisingly, I'm ice barraged 3 times, then dds speced. I die, obviously, and 3 people crowd around the kill, saying " Free long pl0x?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hehe, I put on protect one item before I went in there, so they only got a low level herb. I hope that the tarromin payed for that ice barrage.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lol u created this thread for a story which wouldn't make a little boy on laughing gas laugh... :roll:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

you dont have to be harsh

 

 

 

you, and pretty much every other storyteller in this thread don't have to be such LIARS!

I saw one guy running south while at the green dragons. suddenly, there was a HUGE group of like 50 (all ancient mages) following him. My jaw literally hit my desk.

i was portal pking and i saw a lvl 54, being my bad self :twisted: i attacked this guy with my trusty dds, he survived 2 specs...just, i was chasing after him needing one more good hit when the chaos ele attcked us both :oops:

mine is, i was gettin ghosly robes and some guy with a dds atted me so i ran though the green drags, and i snared him by a green drag and i he died and i got his stuff \

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lmao! :XD:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mine happened the other day. I was walking back to teleport from wilderness since I was doing a level 3 Clue, (I always wear high mage defence, bring sharks and teleports for every place) and when I got to Green Dragons, I was Entagled and had a splash Teleblock on me from 2 level 100 pkers in Mystic. They saw my 99 Mage cape and said "Peace" then ran away.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Example picture for what I bring.

 

 

 

When a lurers entangle splashed on me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Man, that was lucky :) (12m on me at the time)

 

mine is, i was gettin ghosly robes and some guy with a dds atted me so i ran though the green drags, and i snared him by a green drag and i he died and i got his stuff \

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lmao! :XD:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mine happened the other day. I was walking back to teleport from wilderness since I was doing a level 3 Clue, (I always wear high mage defence, bring sharks and teleports for every place) and when I got to Green Dragons, I was Entagled and had a splash Teleblock on me from 2 level 100 pkers in Mystic. They saw my 99 Mage cape and said "Peace" then ran away.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Example picture for what I bring.

 

 

 

I saw that pic already in your rate this thread.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I have 3 words about that thread. Best. Thread. Ever. :

I was pkign with my friend when the C wars glitch was around... well he saw this bunny and attacked it... the fuzzy widdle bunny ice blitzed him and stabbed him to death with a dds

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

~dont f*** with bunnies :mrgreen:

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How is that funny?

well it started of like this.....me any my bro both started f2p mager accounts for multi wildy. We were feared all around the wildy and had to world switch to even find people to fight. When we were around lvl 25 or so we went to varrock wildy one day. When we got there we saw this huge army of lvl 25's and 26's i was like :-s . I asked if they were clan and they said no, and i could tell they wern't lieing because they attacking each other then running out. With my brother being 2 feet away from me we could easily communicate to each other. I told my brother that we should run in and just own em all if we could. I wait to see how many people are in and i see 1 lvl 24 just sitting there maging anyone that came in. Me and my bro run in and attack the guy and he dies fairly quickly. All of a sudden a massive army of them just run into the wildy and i was worried at this point :uhh: :ohnoes: i see that its a total free for all so i tell my bro to go to lvl 2 so i know who's attacking us. We run out and surprisingly no one is attacking us. Me and my bro start maging like crazy at anyone we could find in this big war. It was down to 4 people. Me, my brother, a ranger, and a mager.....they were team which we had not known. They run in and start attacking us, but then the ranger teams up with us and starts killing the mager. The mager dies and the ranger gets the stuff, so we attack him and kill him. I then look around and no one else is around to kill :-s it didnt hit me for a second but me and my bro had won the war \ . In the end me any my brother got 200+ deaths each, alot of arrows, and some mith stuff :XD:

in short, i did a clue in the wildy at chaos temple. Rewards were 3rd age pl8, 3rd age coif, 2 black chaps, and 32 nats. I was like jumping in the air when i saw those beauties. So i tele out and what do i see, my 3rd age pl8 and coif on the floor because my inventory was full. what a bummer.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

just kidding it was a rune pl8 (t) no third age

I was mining Addy in the Hobgoblin Mine one time when I was lvl 83 (I'm only 84 now, so it wasn't too long ago), when a pker about 5 lvls higher than me runs up and starts attacking my hobgoblin shield.

 

 

 

Normally, I'd run off and get another hobby shield at that point, but this time, I was lucky enough to get a Golem random, but was disappointed when it didn't follow me around the corner.

 

 

 

I'd forgotten, though, that the Golems had just been given a ranged attack, so I was still safe from the pker. I cackled slightly insanely at that point, turned on Run while I was mining, then hoofed it as soon as I got my last ore.

 

 

 

What added insult to injury for the pker, though, was as he was chasing me past the ghosts (where the Bronze Bolts spawn around lvl 25 Wild), he got stuck behind a tree for a few seconds, which just barely gave me enough time to get to a save Wild level.

 

 

 

That was the most fun I've had getting away from a pker that I can remember.

 

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How is that funny?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

OK, either i got hacked and someone posted that, you madeit up, or i've gone insane, because i cant remember posting that.:?

 

 

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How is that funny?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

OK, either i got hacked and someone posted that, you madeit up, or i've gone insane, because i cant remember posting that.:?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Haha sorry. Instead of quoting your whole post I was just going to type that in but now I realize that typing in blablabla doesn't really specify what post I'm talking about lol.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I meant to quote your original story and ask how that was funny.

A lvl 91, wearin tyras helm, and initiate plate and dds was fighting my friend and usin ice burst....he missed everytime. I eventually took over and got some free runes =D> 8-)

When they changed the maul specil a before the summer of '06 i was one iteming with it for a week straight. Late one night i'm about to get off for the night and i want to be in fally when i wake up so i can buy more supplies and have my prayer back to what ever lvl it is. So i put on my ring of recoil and grab my maul and walk out into the wilderness. I see someone around my lvl with a dd(whateva) a glory and a black cav and i attack them just do tehy can kill me (and i wanted the cav i think also). Well we fight for a few minutes an he kills me and i keepmy maul. I run back to thnk him and i found him gone but a black cav and bones on the ground. I found out that after he killed me he picked up my ring of recoil and someone kill him shorty after i died XD.

Once, a long time ago, I was at dark knight castle, which is where I used to train my mage, using the infinate supply of runes. A guy came in and told me he was collecting chaos runes to sell. He was about 10 levels below me (Based on Melee, and I was maging at the time) and only wearing full steel, but I decieded to kill him for the fun of it. So I hit him for 9, taking about a third of his health if remember right. He climbed up the ladder and I followed but lost him. So I carried on with what I was doing and soon a guy aabout 10 levels above me came in. I was a bit of a noob at the time, so I logged out and logged back in on a random world. I was instantly attacked so I was all WTF? Then I saw it was the guy who I attack earlier, he was skulled for attacking me and I finished him and got all his stuff. Soon after he PMed me to beg for his stuff back, apparantly he had been just about to click on something when I logged in, so he acidentally clicked me instead.

 

 

 

Unlucky. \

2 stories about kiling green drags

 

 

 

the first a melee pure runs at me and as soon as he attacks me i hit high 4 or so times and he runs....

 

 

 

the next, i was killing the drags when another dragin hunter calls me a noob i ust tell him to kill me then so he attacks me and hits 15+ 0s on me as i put on def prayer needless to say i killed him for a nice set of rune and a dds :roll:

Pking, Got like triple teamed, My ring of life saves me im like 'hahhaha i didnt die' and while i was busy messaging my friend i died from poison, lost some alrite stuff, but that noob was happy :)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Surely you spawned right where you'd died, so you could get your stuff back since it wouldn't have been available to everyone else around since you were pked and not killed by an npc

lol mine was when i fighted green drags and a guy come sayd "hmm nice whip" then i sayd ty then he attacked me and maybe he sleep or something he dident eat or anything he died and i won lobsters and dds and ammy lol.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and a other time i killed a miner i had full rune ores and then i killed a guy with sharks i dropped the rune ore and toke the sharks lol that time i was sleppy i never forgot how noob i was

Me and my freinds were deep pking in f2p and just got a kill. We decided o switch worlds and ended up ontop of a huuuuuuuge war #-o. All of us died :XD: .

I was trying to do mage arena, but didn't know you had to have 60 mage, so i went into wildy, almost got pked by a guy in full rune ( i was noob at the time) ran deeper ( stupid me) and got to the hellhounds. They mobbed me, I ran away from the hellhounds into the chaos elemental, ran to the plinth thing that teles u in the wildy, almost got teamed, ran to teh mage arena, just barely got in on time, and found out u needed 60 mage. #-o

i was pkin wit a few mates and 1 said how he was the igher lvl of the group and tht he could kill us all then he died first and i teled away and i still hav his bones 2 remind him not 2 boast

Just a moment ago I was quickly entangled by a mage, but I managed to tele just as the TB spell hit me. So, I was stuck in Port Phasmatys and had to walk all the way back to Varrok, but the Pker surely was angry :lol: .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I just realized my little story is exactly the same as one before! :shock:

heres my 2 coolest!

 

 

 

1. when i was lvl 50+ i stood in the wildy with nothing on(greaters)

 

 

 

then a clan runs by and starts torturing me =( i didnt have time to rune away they just owned me like that

 

 

 

this is what the leader said when he owned me

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lol dead

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2. i was pking in my rune(my stats were equal 65 atk 68 str 60 def)

 

 

 

a lvl 70 mith pure atks me i almost killed him, but b4 i took out my 2h he teled =) then i chatted with the ppl round me and soon, the mith pure comes back and then, he gets owned again(tele)

 

 

 

i only ate 2 lobs throughout the whole thing :XD: