January 19, 200719 yr you happen to know all those clever sayings almost all are from murphys law?... but here are my favorite 2 The chance of the buttered side of the bread falling face down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet. No matter how long or how hard you shop for an item, after you've bought it, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper. Murphys Law man, gotta love it -- 2001 Starter --
January 20, 200719 yr Author OK, it's been moved to off-topic now. Any more good phrases? perfect grammar is one thing, typing like a drugged monkey and enjoying it is anotherAMEN!
January 20, 200719 yr "Everyone makes mistakes, that why they put erasers on the ends of pencils" And on first page- Jemonical-Jemathonical ^Sir Jem 05-The Bunny Drinking Blog?^ Click it!
January 20, 200719 yr Music is like candy, you always get rid of the rapper. ~Supermonk Two chavs jump off a bridge. Who wins? -Society ~RebelAssassin Me doing staff.
January 20, 200719 yr Some people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them-Jemathonical ^Sir Jem 05-The Bunny Drinking Blog?^ Click it!
January 20, 200719 yr Cheat.Repeat until caught. Then, Lie. Only, tell half the truth, and blame the dog. When u want to fight sumone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile away, and have their shoes. Muahahaha!!! :twisted:
January 20, 200719 yr Never moon a werewolf-Jemathonical ^Sir Jem 05-The Bunny Drinking Blog?^ Click it!
January 20, 200719 yr The internet: Where men are men, men are women, and children are the FBI. The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard.
January 20, 200719 yr "I'd rather you hate me for the person I am than love me for the person I'm not." - rushrock
January 20, 200719 yr i think my sig is pretty funny...but i don't have any smart quotes...although i have heard lots of these before. [hide=WOO TEXT! updated Jan 19, 2009 (last quote)] And Evil you mad bastard. You are definately bringing TET back up to it's glory. No doubt about it. Keep it going champ.24,485th to 99 defence on 7-23-08I always forget you're 20 too. I always think you're 25 or something. o.oYa think that I'm insane, Its not sane... its not saneobligitory devart link: http://evil-mumm-ra.deviantart.com/Pogonophobia is the fear of beards.She isn't naked so it's legal.I'm a porn star.[/hide]
January 20, 200719 yr Heres mine!! If you are in control.. Your Not Going Fast Enough-Talal28 When life gives you lemons.. Make lemonade.. Then squirt it in their faces and ask for the apples you wanted..-Talal28 The Best One... LOL PWNT!!!
January 20, 200719 yr theres a special place in hell for whoever invented the phrase, "You roast a lobster." Personal experience from cooking 10k at one time. yikes! :ohnoes:
January 20, 200719 yr I havnt seen any of those saying in peoples sigs on this forum :( Mercifull <3 Suzi "We don't want players to be able to buy their way to success in RuneScape. If we let players start doing this, it devalues RuneScape for others. We feel your status in real-life shouldn't affect your ability to be successful in RuneScape" Jagex 01/04/01 - 02/03/12
January 20, 200719 yr "Organised people are just too lazy to look for things" Haha love it, u've gotta see my desk to truely appreciate :wink: "A disbelief in magic can force some poor souls into believing in authority and business"
January 20, 200719 yr "your so far past the line, the line is a dot to you!" - andufusthebronze now this next quote will take a bit of explaining we where looking at a photo of david beckham (In real life) and he had a necklace on with a picture inside it. The conversation went like this "Is that victoria beckham?" "Yeah, it is!" "Thats not Victoria thats JEEEEEESUS!" - andufusthebronze that last bit is the quote sorry if I misspelt beckham
January 20, 200719 yr Author All right, 3 pages! =D> Let's keep 'em coming! (some of these are really funny!) perfect grammar is one thing, typing like a drugged monkey and enjoying it is anotherAMEN!
January 20, 200719 yr I'm a relaxed Empiricist - that is I'll beleive something only if someone I know quite well tells me it's true Back by popular demand!And I guess I just wanted to tell you, as the light starts to fade, that you aree the reason, that I am not afraid, and I guess I just wanted to mention, as the heavens will fall, that we will be together soon if we will be anything at all.
January 20, 200719 yr I'm not an alcoholic, im a recovering tee-total (or teetotaller) babelfish - level 180 60th placestrongguy - level 173 69th place
January 20, 200719 yr Forgive me, they were delicious, so sweet and so cold-William Carlos Williams [iNSERT "I R EATIN TEH SHIX ATM" BILL COSBY SIGNATURE GIF HERE, LOL]
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