Elessar3019 Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 OK, Im gonna put together a gigantic list of all the clever signatures and sayings that ppl have. If you think your cliche is good enough, just let me know. I may run a simple spell-check and make sure everyone can tell what it's trying to say. Here are the ones I have so far (your name will be after any that you submit). Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. -- Jemathonical Nothing is foolproof because fools are so ingenious. -- Warlover If everything in your life seems to be going well, then you have obviously overlooked something. -- Warlover Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening. -- Warlover God invented beer to stop the Irish from taking over the world. -- Bobthesock Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock. -- Lordkrohn1626 Never argue with an idiot. They'll bring you down to their level and beat you from experience. -- Bloodveld The chance of the buttered side of the bread falling face down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet. -- Dragon312 No matter how long or how hard you shop for an item, after you've bought it, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper. -- Dragon312 If it jams - force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway. -- Dragon312 When an attack is going too well, you're walking into an ambush. -- UMetal Don't draw fire, it annoys the people around you. -- UMetal Run away from things with Five-Seconds fuses, they only last three. -- UMetal B-52 Cluster Bombing is very accurate. The bombs ALWAYS hit the ground, so its inadvisable to eject out of the plane while close to the ground you just bombed. -- UMetal If all else fails and the instructions are missing, kick it. -- ElvargII If the universe is forever expanding, why can't I find a parking space? -- ElvargII A computer once beat me at chess--but it was no match for me at kickboxing. -- ElvargII Everyone makes mistakes, that why they put erasers on the ends of pencils. -- Jemathonical Music is like candy, you always get rid of the rapper. -- Supermonk Some people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them. -- Jemathonical Cheat. Repeat until caught. Then, Lie. Only tell half the truth, and blame the dog. -- Theoknight2 When u want to fight someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile away, and have their shoes. -- Theoknight2 Never moon a werewolf. -- Jemathonical The internet: Where men are men, men are women, and children are the FBI. -- Krunkthemonk If you are in control, you're not going fast enough. -- Talal28 When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then squirt it in their faces and ask for the apples you wanted. -- Talal28 The meanest thing someone ever did to me was invent math. -- AshKaYu Organised people are just too lazy to look for things. -- Remoteman Teamwork is essential - it gives the enemy other people to attack. -- Darmdraaier perfect grammar is one thing, typing like a drugged monkey and enjoying it is anotherAMEN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warlover Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 "Nothing is foolproof because fools are so ingenius" and of course the ones in my sig -- 2001 Starter -- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobgoblin11 Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 When I have space: Okay I admit, I can't help myself, yes I was getting drunk with Sheynara and Satenza and please tell your butler I am really sorry about making a mess of the throne room. Double entendre, ftw! 99/99 Fletching, 99/99 Cooking, 96/99 Strength Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aneron Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 "My dad said God invented beer to stop the Irish from taking over the world" Umm... the one is my sig is fairly funny, also makes a good pont. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lordkrohn1626 Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 well here is mine from my work siggie :XD: Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock. Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty & well preserved body, BUT rather to SKID In BROADSIDE, completely used up, totally worn out, and SCREAMING "WOW---WHAT A RIDE"!! :-w :XD: RS name: lord krohn Combat 138slayer specific: 103 whips, 38 dark bows and 250+ dragon boots dropped to date.Dragon drops: 5 Half shields, 21 drag legs, 8 dragon skirts, and 9 drag meds dropped to date. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobgoblin11 Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 Lol, yeh, I've heard that one before lordkrohn - always makes me laugh :XD: 99/99 Fletching, 99/99 Cooking, 96/99 Strength Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodveld Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 Never argue with an idiot. They'll bring you down to their level and beat you from experience. :^_^: I drew that smilie, btw, along with a few more used by this site.Classic bloodveld for lyph3! Although I do like the new ones.Like a ninja, here I was, gone I am now.BUT! I may be back! Add my new account, Dr Bloodveld! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jessy87 Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 i dunno what it exactly but, the 1 i seen about getting cocaine in your eyes is just funny well i guess thats not clever... but, i really like southparks quote where stan was a pee-wee hockey coach and 1 of his kids under him had cancer, ... stuf happens then the doctor tells stan, that if stan does win the big game, "that kid is going to die faster then steve irwin in a sting ray tank" definately clever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalcyte Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 fyi, the leapfrog one isn't mine. it's jemonical's. Mine could defiently be included though :thumbsup: Click for mah Blog!- I'm not sure why you would though because i never update it Achieved 99 Thieving 3/10/07-992nd to it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbellz Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 Um Off Topic? This doesn't have anything to do with General P2P :? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tbfgraphx14 Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 If you mean runescape ones too, Look at sig Tbfgraphx14Happy to find I'm not the only one who eats glass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riakk Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 "knowledge talks, wisdom listens..." ~boy power Even on my death bed, I'll bare-hand that bloody shark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toast647 Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 i have a few Does anybody still know if lilyluffie88 or how ever you spell his/her rsn still plays?. His/Her construction isnt posted and he/she is now second for range and prayer. He/She sometimes talked to me but i never asked if he/she was a girl or a boy. i miss talking to him/her Not exactly my Idea of paradise lol but...hey whatever tickles your pickle :lol: I don't approve of these things. Especially when your "bride" is called a "bridge" in your post. BUMP Bumping and typing in caps lock? My freind you have rhqs (Rune.H.Q.Syndrome) (17:53:58) <+wakka102> im too lazy to get a gf, it would take away from my 91 rcing too so i cant do that Come to #tip-it on Swift IRC, if you're cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stilev Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 i think this would be better in gallery.... and i like mine : but it really isn't a quote thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lordkrohn1626 Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 Lol, yeh, I've heard that one before lordkrohn - always makes me laugh :XD: hehe :XD: :ohnoes: :mrgreen: RS name: lord krohn Combat 138slayer specific: 103 whips, 38 dark bows and 250+ dragon boots dropped to date.Dragon drops: 5 Half shields, 21 drag legs, 8 dragon skirts, and 9 drag meds dropped to date. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragon312 Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 you happen to know all those clever sayings almost all are from murphys law?... but here are my favorite 2 The chance of the buttered side of the bread falling face down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet. No matter how long or how hard you shop for an item, after you've bought it, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragon312 Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 btw another nice one If it jams - force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka_WORST Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 All your base are belong to us. When an attack is going to well, you're walking into an ambush. Aim Rocket Launchers at the enemy.(Actually printed at the front of one) Don't draw fire, it annoys the people around you. Run away from things with Five-Seconds fuses, they only last three. No combat-ready unit ever passes inspection, so except not to survive long battles.. B-52 Cluster Bombing is very accurate. The bombs ALWAYS hit the ground, so its inadvicable to eject out the plane while close to the ground you just bombed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulthresher Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 you happen to know all those clever sayings almost all are from murphys law?... but here are my favorite 2 The chance of the buttered side of the bread falling face down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet. No matter how long or how hard you shop for an item, after you've bought it, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper. hehe u gotta show me a place to read murphys law, i dont know alot about them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiriyama Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. If life gives you lemons, give them back and ask for apples. Denizen of Darkness| PSN= sworddude198 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pure_Skillse Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 if a tree falls down in the middle of a foresta and nobody is around too see it nobody gets woodcuting xp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElvargII Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 "If all else fails and the instructions are missing, kick it." "If the universe is forever expanding why can't I find a parking space?" "It works better if it's plugged in." "Quantum mechanics--the dreams stuff is made of." "A computer once beat me at chess--but it was no match for me at kickboxing." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blacksimon Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 runescape is 80% time, 5% skill and 15% monty python. (the original, before people started posting things that didnt even add up to 100) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xana Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 the one in my sig is good. also never share a foxhole with a hero. By 'fittest' do you mean 'most selfish brat with the fastest internet connection?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bayern Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 What does this have to do with Runescape P2P? :-s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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