OK, Im gonna put together a gigantic list of all the clever signatures and sayings that ppl have. If you think your cliche is good enough, just let me know. I may run a simple spell-check and make sure everyone can tell what it's trying to say. Here are the ones I have so far (your name will be after any that you submit).

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. -- Jemathonical

 

 

 

Nothing is foolproof because fools are so ingenious. -- Warlover

 

 

 

If everything in your life seems to be going well, then you have obviously overlooked something. -- Warlover

 

 

 

Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening. -- Warlover

 

 

 

God invented beer to stop the Irish from taking over the world. -- Bobthesock

 

 

 

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock. -- Lordkrohn1626

 

 

 

Never argue with an idiot. They'll bring you down to their level and beat you from experience. -- Bloodveld

 

 

 

The chance of the buttered side of the bread falling face down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet. -- Dragon312

 

 

 

No matter how long or how hard you shop for an item, after you've bought it, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper. -- Dragon312

 

 

 

If it jams - force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway. -- Dragon312

 

 

 

When an attack is going too well, you're walking into an ambush. -- UMetal

 

 

 

Don't draw fire, it annoys the people around you. -- UMetal

 

 

 

Run away from things with Five-Seconds fuses, they only last three. -- UMetal

 

 

 

B-52 Cluster Bombing is very accurate. The bombs ALWAYS hit the ground, so its inadvisable to eject out of the plane while close to the ground you just bombed. -- UMetal

 

 

 

If all else fails and the instructions are missing, kick it. -- ElvargII

 

 

 

If the universe is forever expanding, why can't I find a parking space? -- ElvargII

 

 

 

A computer once beat me at chess--but it was no match for me at kickboxing. -- ElvargII

 

 

 

Everyone makes mistakes, that why they put erasers on the ends of pencils. -- Jemathonical

 

 

 

Music is like candy, you always get rid of the rapper. -- Supermonk

 

 

 

Some people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them. -- Jemathonical

 

 

 

Cheat. Repeat until caught. Then, Lie. Only tell half the truth, and blame the dog. -- Theoknight2

 

 

 

When u want to fight someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile away, and have their shoes. -- Theoknight2

 

 

 

Never moon a werewolf. -- Jemathonical

 

 

 

The internet: Where men are men, men are women, and children are the FBI. -- Krunkthemonk

 

 

 

If you are in control, you're not going fast enough. -- Talal28

 

 

 

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then squirt it in their faces and ask for the apples you wanted. -- Talal28

 

 

 

The meanest thing someone ever did to me was invent math. -- AshKaYu

 

 

 

Organised people are just too lazy to look for things. -- Remoteman

 

 

 

Teamwork is essential - it gives the enemy other people to attack. -- Darmdraaier

"Nothing is foolproof because fools are so ingenius" and of course the ones in my sig

When I have space:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Okay I admit, I can't help myself, yes I was getting drunk with Sheynara and Satenza and please tell your butler I am really sorry about making a mess of the throne room.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Double entendre, ftw!

"My dad said God invented beer to stop the Irish from taking over the world"

 

 

 

Umm... the one is my sig is fairly funny, also makes a good pont. :)

well here is mine from my work siggie :XD:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty & well preserved body, BUT rather to SKID In BROADSIDE, completely used up, totally worn out, and SCREAMING "WOW---WHAT A RIDE"!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:-w :XD:

Lol, yeh, I've heard that one before lordkrohn - always makes me laugh :XD:

Never argue with an idiot. They'll bring you down to their level and beat you from experience.

i dunno what it exactly but, the 1 i seen about getting cocaine in your eyes is just funny

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

well i guess thats not clever...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

but, i really like southparks quote where stan was a pee-wee hockey coach and 1 of his kids under him had cancer, ... stuf happens then the doctor tells stan, that if stan does win the big game, "that kid is going to die faster then steve irwin in a sting ray tank" definately clever.

fyi, the leapfrog one isn't mine. it's jemonical's. Mine could defiently be included though :thumbsup:

Um Off Topic? This doesn't have anything to do with General P2P :?

If you mean runescape ones too, Look at sig

"knowledge talks, wisdom listens..."

 

 

 

~boy power

i have a few

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Does anybody still know if lilyluffie88 or how ever you spell his/her rsn still plays?. His/Her construction isnt posted and he/she is now second for range and prayer. He/She sometimes talked to me but i never asked if he/she was a girl or a boy. i miss talking to him/her

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Not exactly my Idea of paradise lol but...hey whatever tickles your pickle :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I don't approve of these things. Especially when your "bride" is called a "bridge" in your post.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

BUMP

 

 

 

Bumping and typing in caps lock? My freind you have rhqs

 

 

 

(Rune.H.Q.Syndrome)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(17:53:58) <+wakka102> im too lazy to get a gf, it would take away from my 91 rcing too so i cant do that

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i think this would be better in gallery....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and i like mine : but it really isn't a quote thing

Lol, yeh, I've heard that one before lordkrohn - always makes me laugh :XD:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

hehe :XD: :ohnoes: :mrgreen:

you happen to know all those clever sayings almost all are from murphys law?...

 

 

 

but here are my favorite 2

 

 

 

The chance of the buttered side of the bread falling face down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No matter how long or how hard you shop for an item, after you've bought it, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper.

btw another nice one

 

 

 

If it jams - force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.

All your base are belong to us.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When an attack is going to well, you're walking into an ambush.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Aim Rocket Launchers at the enemy.(Actually printed at the front of one)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Don't draw fire, it annoys the people around you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Run away from things with Five-Seconds fuses, they only last three.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No combat-ready unit ever passes inspection, so except not to survive long battles..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

B-52 Cluster Bombing is very accurate.

 

 

 

The bombs ALWAYS hit the ground, so its inadvicable to eject out the plane while close to the ground you just bombed.

you happen to know all those clever sayings almost all are from murphys law?...

 

 

 

but here are my favorite 2

 

 

 

The chance of the buttered side of the bread falling face down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No matter how long or how hard you shop for an item, after you've bought it, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

hehe u gotta show me a place to read murphys law, i dont know alot about them.

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If life gives you lemons, give them back and ask for apples.

if a tree falls down in the middle of a foresta and nobody is around too see it nobody gets woodcuting xp

"If all else fails and the instructions are missing, kick it."

 

 

 

"If the universe is forever expanding why can't I find a parking space?"

 

 

 

"It works better if it's plugged in."

 

 

 

"Quantum mechanics--the dreams stuff is made of."

 

 

 

"A computer once beat me at chess--but it was no match for me at kickboxing."

runescape is 80% time, 5% skill and 15% monty python. (the original, before people started posting things that didnt even add up to 100)

the one in my sig is good.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

also never share a foxhole with a hero.

What does this have to do with Runescape P2P? :-s