------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ October 11,2008 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ The Gielinor Tribune is the oldest Player-made Runescape Newspaper on Tip.it excluding the Tip.it times of course. We've been working hard since May 2007 to make the best RS Newspaper out there and to always keep our reader's expectations. 1. Gielinor Tribune News by Randox(Acting Manager) 2. Commentation "Jagex's Summer Catch. Subscriptions." by Randox 3. Commentation "The following will contain Graphic Content Part #2" by James 4. Blah by Firsttsurugi 5. Creative Writing by Andufus 6. Comic by Disturbia 7. The Drunken Dwarf's Tip.iter Pick! by Yours Truly 8. Gielinor Tribune Accepting Guest Articles 9. Gielinor Tribune Staff List ~ Part One: Gielinor Tribune News by Randox Gielinor Tribune News GT news Well, after a 3 month break the GT is back! Over the summer I am sorry to say we lost a considerable portion of our staff including Book(Unorclan) and Junka our manager and owner/founder respectively. As the current co-manager I (Randox) have assumed the role of acting manager until October 31 at which time I will cease to be acting and will do more than just keep things running. I would like to thank Leaf (our consultant and only other admin), Firsttsurugi (Blah writter and original member), James (a News Commentator who joined in 2007) and Disturbia (who submitted a guest comic). If our readers look at the staff list they may notice that James is now a Legendary member. He is the first (and so far only) non-original staff to receive this promotion. We all felt he deserved it for not abandoning us during the summer. We are actively looking for more staff. There are positions that are not currently filled (including a comic creator) and so we are limping a little trying to create enough content. If any of our readers wish to join our staff, now is an excellent time to do so. As book would say, and I promise this will be the only time I do this, the GT was first, the GT is still here, the GT will still be here as long as we have readers and people who want to write. If anyone knows what happened to Book/Unorclan or Junka, everyone left at the GT would love to know. ~Randox ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Honest1 Productions Events Team are always recruiting. Please stop in and check us out, and be part of a commuity dedicated to fun. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Jagex's Summer Catch. Subscriptions. Over the summer, Jagex released a number of updates and information about updates later this year. As is to be expected, Jagex seems to prepare a few updates for the summer to help attract players and membership fees over the holidays. Now, for some people, they need not bother since these people will play more during the summer simply because they can. However, for many people summer is a time to be social, do some physical activities, or a time for many of the players in their later years of high school to get a job. The early summer was witness to one of the cleverer of Jagex's many marketing ploys, the membership fee increase. First, I congratulate Jagex on not changing the cost until now. If it were not for the sheer number of members, the price of membership would likely have changed well over a year ago. As a 'courtesy', Jagex gave a time, (which was later extended), for members to get membership back to avoid paying the higher price. Now this achieves many things. The first is that it generates gratitude toward Jagex for not making the existing members, also including those who renewed during the grace period, pay more. Under all this though, there is a drawback for those that do not play year round. There are a number of members who do not subscribe year round because they don't play during the school year, or during major holidays (especially during the summer months). Now these members must pay year round or suffer a higher price. For some people it is cheaper to pay year round even if they may not play year round. The other objective Jagex achieve through this was a major recruitment of new members through the grace period before the new prices went into effect. Basically, any non-members had to make a rushed decision on whether they wanted a membership now to get the low price, or risk staying free and becoming a member later at the higher price. During the grace time, the deadline was 'extended'. Jagex in turn, intentionally or unintentionally, created a fake deadline which forced people to be rushed even more and likely to start subscribing without thinking things through. Later the deadline was extended as a second chance, ultimately making those who didnt originally get a membership during the first grace period think about it for a second time and so even more players subscribed. Jagex has also started to work on fixing the player versus player placeholders that have been in place ever since the days of unrestricted trade ended. Clan wars now has options that rival the duel arena. Jagex hopes to satisfy the clans until the old worlds where pvp existed everywhere are brought back. The clans can then once again roam the world and wage wars much like they did in the wild, except that the battles will consume the entire world just as they did in classic. It is likely that major cites and some space around them will become the safe zones, and possibly banks in minor cites. Jagex is a clever company and the fact that Runescape has existed for so long and became such a success is a testament to that. For every person that disagrees with something Jagex does, you can expect 20 other to agree. Jagex exists to make money, and make money Jagex does. ~Randox ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Join The Campaign For More F2P Bankspace! Click The Image For A Link to The Campaigns Thread on Tip.it ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The following will contain Graphic Content Part #2 Heyyyyyy, The GT is finally back and so am I.. To bad I here you cry, well not for long! As I have some amazingly fantastic writing about the RuneScape High Detail release over the summer, with views from other RuneScape players too! So, silence from the audience please... On 1st July 2008, the RuneScape High Detail (HD) members only live Beta was launched. This was a great hit for members who could use it, and 99% that could, did. And for Jagex... This was a great success. Members flocked in there thousands to try out the new High Definition version, and it was the talk of all RuneScape fan sites. Jagex had been working on this for 14 months before its release, gathering ad many graphic artists as they could, some even just dragged out of university! Ive found comments such as OMG, I love this update and It's amazing, though. But, I also found comments like these: Nothing great... and on top of that, many comments about the lag and frozen screens people were getting. Despite the negatives, everything seemed to go to plan, and was overall, a great success on the launch. Later came the launch of the RuneScape HD Full version, where all players could play, members, and non members, and just from that sentence you can imagine how many more happy faces there were... maybe 3x as more? :) What amazes me though, since I cant play RuneScape HD myself, is how they did such a great job making those kind of graphics with Java. And since the trading rule update that was added in January, this update and the introduction of Summoning, has defiantly boosted everyones in-game spirit, and still does now. The main site look was also changed, in terms of graphical design, and has some very nifty new features, especially at the top where they have the drop down tabs, also theyve done a great job with the boarders, and icons of the news articles, and how theyre positioned. Like I said, overall, this was a great update for many players, and is still amazing now, as it was then, so, on behalf of everyone that likes this update, ie. Most of the people that play it, if not all... Thanks JaGex! ~ James ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Bounce Section 1: Words of Advice If youre trying to figure out how you can get that Orichalcum+ for the Ultima Weapon Keyblade, youre playing the wrong game. Passwords are like the god of gaming. Unfortunately, Runescape doesnt have them, so dont believe anyone who says otherwise. But then again, whos to say you should believe me about not believing them? We are in quite a pickle, here, arent we? Expect the next update to be Jagex introducing characters having to act like actual people, causing them to have to use restrooms, eat, and sleep on a regular basis. That would suck, so the next update will leave you a happy whatever you are. Dont expect every little thing to be a hint towards some big future update. More often than not, it was implemented for [cabbage]s and giggles (can somebody please change what that censor is saying when this edition is released?). Dont ask for guns in Runescape. The most you can ask for is some crappy flintlock gun that would only be useful if it summoned tornadoes to destroy everything in its path. Expect a weapon that could kill Jad in one hit within the next 3 years, at most. Section 2: You know youre a noob if You are too stubborn to believe that you are wrong. Twice, Ive been in huge fights with people like this on a Zelda forum that I visit. The second one was the worst, because the person believed that, since she was an atheist, she was automatically better than everyone else who believed in a higher power. She refused to believe that she was faulted in any way, showing her many faults in the process. If I could stab people over the internet, she would probably have 50 accidental holes riddling her body. You spend your time on Runescape talking in some completely impossible to understand manner and say that someone who is showing clear signs of intelligence is a complete moron. You think that it is a good idea to convince those annoying cousins of yours to play Runescape and join Runescape-related forums. All this will do in cause you to want to stick a bullet in your cranium. Your first thought going back to school was Im going to have so much fun today! Section 3: Quest of All Epicness We have all heard about that epic new quest coming out in the near future. Many have speculated about how awesome this upcoming quest will be. Thankfully, Ive broken into Jagex Tower and learned everything about the new quest. Heres what happens. You must gather everyone on Runescape to gather in the desert so that a bomber bombs the hell out the desert, killing everyone in Runescape, and it is impossible to come back to life. You are also going to be IP banned. Sounds awesome, right? WRONG! Now, you just believe that and I guarantee you that this quest will be awesome! ~Firsttsurugi ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Anti-Knights Mining Co. strives to give our workers the pay they deserve. Offering 115gp ea pay for iron ore (just one of our great prices!) it's no wonder we're as successful as we are. Do you want to work for AKMC? Just click on the ad above ^^ and post an application today! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Insomniac One of the teenage girls pointed out the approaching 14 year old to her mates, who turned to face him. The group must have been about 19, but with only the dim artificial light of the street lamps to guess; he couldnt tell. He finally reached them, he was really nervous. Wearing a hoody which was pulled over his night top and jeans which were only just hiding his pyjama bottoms from view, and spoke quietly. Hey, guys, I know youre obviously really annoyed and stuff but can you try and keep it down? My brother is really ill, and Im quite worried about him. This was an utter lie. If hed said it two months ago it wouldve been true, but his brother had since recovered. Really, he had an important day the next day, he just couldnt sleep. Oh, sorry mate. The one that had pointed blurted Now he was closer he could see that she was actually quite pretty, with brown hair that was straight up until the shoulders, where it started to curl. The others murmured apologies and were a lot more reasonable than the younger teenager could have hoped for. They started to walk away from the area all the fuss had kicked off in, and the boy smiled. His bare feet trembled their way back to his house, the only part of him exposed to the cold; hed over looked them in his desperation for them to shut up. There had been a major drunken row between the owner of the house and half of the attenders, and it had ended up her yelling Get out of my house! and them yelling abuse back before regrouping un-conveniently outside his house, and planning how to get back in, because they were determined not to be leaving. Getting louder and more ridiculous, one girl went to talk to the house owner. That was when the people had started getting so loud hed feared theyd wake the rest of his family up, so he set out to stop them. The door-knob twisted easily as he stepped back into the warmth of his home. Shutting the door quietly he flicked the latch back on so that it was effectively locked, then hurredly climbed up the stairs back to his room. Theyd been true to their word, and stopped being so loud. In fact, he could hardly hear them at all. But he still couldnt sleep. He tossed for a couple of minutes, then gave up. Pulling off his jeans and hoody, he was back in basic morning or late nightly clothing; he hadnt bothered earlier. He crept downstairs and switched the kettle on. Leaving it to boil, he moved through the hallway to the small lobby-type room with a computer in. He pressed the button and it flickered to life slowly and he clicked his account. Myles A small bar appeared asking for his password; his fingers snaked across the keyboard as the twelve figure code, he was borderline obsessive-compulsive with computer security, and his small profile loaded up. He left it loading as he walked back to the kitchen, grabbing a couple of spoon fulls of the old jar of cocoa powder and shoving them in an old mug, before pouring the almost-boiling water into it. It would have been hotter if his computer hadnt been so slow. Well, he called it his computer, it wasnt. It was one of the family ones, there were several, but he used it the most out of the family. In fact most days you could find him on it chatting away on chat rooms and forums. Sipping the now-ready hot chocolate, he shrivelled his nose; it was incredibly weak. He walked back over to the pot with it in, and pouted as he realised there was less than a tea-spoon of the powder left. He put it in anyway, then stirred it, and sighed. By the time Myles had got back to the computer, his profile was fully loaded. The old version of a messenger program he used had popped up, automatically the boxes of his email and password were filled, along with its why not update message. He clicked the remind me later box, murmuring how about you stop bothering under his breath. He then wiggled the mouse before pressing the sign in button. He really needed to be resting for tomorrow, but there was no chance of him sleeping at any point. Myles was becoming known for his insomniac tendencies recently, but he didnt really care. It wasnt technology that was doing it to him, it was the fact he believed in his heart that he could sleep when he was dead that really kept him awake. Andufus ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Comic By: Disturbia ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Congratulations Jard_Y_Dooku, The Drunken Dwarf has picked you as Tip.iter of the week! You have also recieved a pint of beer and kebab tray from the Drunken Dwarf as his personal gift! Cross your fingers, be nice to the Drunken Dwarf and check out the next editon to see if YOU'RE his next pick! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Isle of Crandor, a Runescape Discussion Board and archive of Runescape News. Please Do Not be discouraged by the low amount of posts, we need active members like You! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Gielinor Tribune is Always Acepting Guest Articles! Feel free to write anything you'd like and PM it to me and it just might be posted in our next edition! ~ Part: Say 'Ello to the Gielinor Tribune Staff! Welcome.... Randox (News Commentator and Acting Manager),25_leaf (Editor and Consultant), Firsttsurugi (Blah! Writer), James (News Commentator) Key: Red - Legendary, been on Staff for a long time Blue - Newbie, recently joined the staff. Questions or Comments? Visit the Gielinor Tribune Forums today!