Fairness

Sorry, failed... Dream Mentor?

It's the same category as "12 year olds" or "whiners", really. I don't know about such a character, and I'm not sure if others do.

So you aren't? Your rant title/content belies that. Admit it, it's a waste of space to make this topic, there are much more of the same type of rant, search for one, necro it and copy/paste your rant there.

RuneScape 2 is a lazy cop out! RSC FTW!

While this is more of a questionnaire topic, I love the customs officer examine info - "Inspects people's packages." And a female at that!

You call yourself "Fairness"? Bad name. Hee hee hee...nice Dragoonson... are you a son of a dragoon? Ratchet573... are you the bad guy from Murder on the Orient Express with a few numbers added? Bad names. Hee hee hee. If you criticise my nick, I suppose that's an acknowledgement of how I'm right. Now, seriously, I fail to see how anyone could actually READ this rant. Make it shorter please... at this length of rant there is no need to rave on about how they quit, who quit, what did they do to quit, where they protested etc. As for the bad rant, reading whatever few sentences I found to be of interest - we've seen enough idiotic rants about how the wildy/trade limit updates were bad (which they were), BUT we've also seen enough fanboy rants about how these crybabies should GTFO. There is no need for another of either.

Low detail. Funny thing is, I've never even tried high detail. Yep, that's how much chance I give HD.

At topic: tl;dr Bad rant.

Huge as in 3k?

He doesn't run the goddamn company because the Gowers run it, smartie. What kind of question is that? And everyone has a right to post here, whether or not he likes this piece of crap. You don't have a simple good response other than, basically, "get out" - why bother posting here then?

This is an excellent scam, I'm going to play this sometime. Joking, but really, I think the membership subscription details can be used in lieu of recoveries. In which case, you're screwed.

Evil Bob godsword.

Am I missing something or is this a steaming pile of bull? F2p needs to watch those stupid ads which do some goofy thing so you can't type - SO THAT ANDREW CAN UPKEEP THEIR SERVERS.

THE SECRET BEHIND T.S. CHURCH!!! IMPORTANT NOTE: IF YOU HAVE THIS BOOK DO NOT READ IT. YOU WILL SEE WHY IN DUE TIME. DO NOT READ THIS BOOK, I REPEAT. IT IS VERY DANGEROUS We've never heard of this guy, yet a Runescape book is written by him? Isn't it odd that a book on such a seldom advertised game is released by a person, possibly a member of Jagex staff, was released so suddenly? He's no member of Jagex staff. You see, through my research I have uncovered startling evidence that reveals the true identity of Mr. T. S. Church. It is well-known that authors will sometimes use a pen name or an alias and have this name displayed as the author of the book. Church, however, was using this to conceal who (or what) he really was. I didn't discover this until later, though. I interviewed Andrew Gower about the book, asking only meaningless questions about the contents and how it tied in with the game, then I popped the REAL question I had been waiting to ask him: "Exactly WHO IS Mr. Church?" He looked startled by the question. I suppose he didn't think anyone would care about who wrote a book on Runescape of all things. He fidgeted around and refused to answer the question. He only told me that no one from Jagex staff has no personal contact with Church and only spoke to him on the phone about the progress of the book. The book was delivered directly to Gower in the mail, and Church's payment was sent to the return address. Suspicious, no? What could Church be hiding from Jagex? What could possibly be so wrong with his identity that he refused to show his face to Andrew? I was not allowed to obtain the return address, so I have no idea where he resides. Only a handful of Jagex employees know the location. I began to investigate, searching the internet and checking census offices for a T. S. Church. The census has nothing on him, and these are the only two things I could find out: http://runescape.wikia.com/wiki/T._S._Church There's no information about him. No biography, picture, or anything. Shady, huh? http://atvb.ahajournals.org/cgi/content ... 22/11/1869 This is a selection I picked out of a few similar pages relating to the same thing. Why would he be interested in contributing to an article about cardiorespiratory fitness? Also notice that this is completely unrelated to Runescape, so we can assume Mr. Church didn't have much purpose to write the book on what I assumed was personal interest at the time. It was around this time that I realized the lack of information on his name could only mean one thing: T.S. Church was a pen name. Why T. S. Church? Perhaps he was a religious man? So religious that he couldn't show his face in public? Jesus, maybe? I marked that down as a possibility. There was one thing I could try: anagrams. What if he made an anagram of his real name for his alias? I got to work, manually scrambling the letters up in every possible combination on several sheets of paper. Searching through them, I saw two things that made sense: CC Thrush Thrush CC CC Thrush sounds like another name. Perhaps his real name? I went through the same routine for this name that I went through for T. S. Church and got absolutely nothing. Thrush CC didn't sound like a name at all. I pondered the meaning of these phrases for hours. I came to the conclusion that these were not names. Maybe...maybe something else? It was time to investigate. I looked up the thrush on Wikipedia and searched through every genus. One of them made me gasp with realization: Genus Cochoa. For those of you that don't see the ties, look at this: Thrush Cochoa I looked at the information on them and it turns out they were recently taken out of the thrush family. It all made sense. The reason why no one has heard of T. S. Church and no one has seen his face is because he is a bird. T. S. Church is a ****ing bird. A thrush, to be precise. At least he was. To confirm this, I went back to interview Andrew Gower a second time and merely asked him what Church wanted as payment. What would a bird need with money, after all? Jagex paid him in bird seed and Church requested they not question why. It was obvious now. The reason Church wrote this book is because he wanted revenge on the human race for taking him out of his beloved thrush family. He still believes himself to be a true thrush, so he created an anagram from his genus and the family he did not wish to leave. He wrote this book on Runescape knowing that Runescape is played by many young children, and those children would like to read a book about this game. He also knew that the parents would love to help their children read as opposed to playing this game. The book has several subliminal messages in it that could only be created by a thrush mastermind. These messages command young children, the future of the human race, to commit suicide and to take as many other young people as they can down with them. Parents: Do not let your kids read this book. Do not read this book yourself. Any older players who have purchased this book: stay away from it. Dispose of it as soon as possible. Anyone who reads the words in this is in inevitable danger and should be killed immediately. This is a warning. j/k; all credits to Redmage Foxx

Uncut gems are not good rewards? Man, you really must hate crafting.

^That. Face it, not every company can succeed. Jagex might keep up the impression that all is OK, but it's not.

Whoever calls you a noob, call them a noob too... after you've owned them with some good arguments. Tends to annoy them to the extreme.

The funny thing is that when a Tipiter posts these 2 lines, everyone agrees him, and praise him, even, when in reality it's not only short, but bull. So your favorite, or second favorite (whatever) game was ruined by an idiotic decision, so "don't play it"? The idiot part ruins your credibility anyways. Oh, but when someone who actually had his fun destroyed writes up his own argument, he is a moron who should be shot IRL.

Yes... not by definition, at least, not by an illogical definition. Did you know that unbalanced trades were removed on January 1st? If the update was announced but it wouldn't have been removed, would the update have happened? It's the worst update of '08, not '07.

It's all relative, just like on the 'Fax.

I'd use the first once and then I'd make a note to forget the cheat. 5 million would be JUST the amount of money I'd need for my prayer and my smithing. Yep, I'm a cheater - but let's see now, if I lose any fun in game because I mine all that less stuff then it's time I quit :mrgreen:

? so ur saying u suck to wat a loser =P I'm not saying this. Durr, epic fail. Your small text is too little to be of significance.

Ever considered that maybe, for the first time since its creation, Jagex wasn't thinking of money, and it's just your conspiracy theory?

To be honest I cba to look up the first post again, but if I remember it right... people just shouldn't steal arrows period. Regardless of your ranged level.

PURES SUCK! F2P SUCKS! EVERYONE ELSE SUCKS! TIPIT-SPEAK