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Granted, you get turned on daily by an old woman. (Notice the pun?) I wish I could come up with better jokes...

5/10

Survival of the Sickest - Saliva

Stat sig: 5/10

6/10 Reminds me of a certain John Cena t-shirt.

Rich noob

Damn, we Singaporeans are really alike... Edit: Oh hey, I just realized I'm about to be 1 year old on the TIF so I'm not at liberty to post on this thread... :(

I have enough willows for 92 firemaking (74 atm) which would allow me access to the inferno adaze if I can truimp over the minigame but then again it would take a long time. Plus, I only have 100k with me now. So I guess Im heading over to ape atoll with a tinderbox. Thanks to everyone who has replied, you've all been a great help *Blow kisses and bows*

Just wondering, are teaks profitable if I bank them? And dosen't it require a ginormous amount of trading sticks if I bank em via the villager?

Well, I have been cutting willows at Drayonor for some time now and I wanted to know whether willows or teaks are faster to get 99 woodcutting. Also, if teak is faster should I cut at it Ape Atoll or the Jungle area where you pay 100 trading sticks? I'm not looking to gain cash as Im most likely either going to fletch/firemaking my willows or drop/firemake the teaks.

I thought the ginger was salmon, damn was I wrong :lol: I think its called wasabei.

Oh god no...

Lol I can just see it now headlines: -FEATURED NEWS- 1st November 2008 - Tutorial Island update Hey scapers of all, this message here is to inform all those whose accounts are still in the tutorial island to head for the main island before the 8th November else you'll be automatically put there. We require the tutorial island as we need to reform it into a new island which will not be revealed as of yet but it will play a big part in the 150th quest. So get those accounts moving before it's too late and happy scaping. Mod *Insert random name here* Lead designer of Runescape In Other News: We have fixed the glitches and bugs in the 5 new PvP worlds as some players have reported that items dropped could not be seen or taken. We have also increased the length of the Halloween quest to 4 weeks instead of the usual 2 as we realized that majority of our players have to attend school during this period.

Never poke fun at a guy who watches Desperate Housewives. I learnt that the hard way by having my head put through some glass.

Actually guys, if you all go to control panel on your computer and select "Sounds, Speech and Audio devices" and click "Speech", a pop-up would appear where you can type whatever you want and Microsoft Sam would say it out for you. It translates much faster than youtube and you can select the speed. To download Microsoft Mary and Microsoft Mike, click http://www.kitchensinc.griffithsgoodies.com/ttsgames/SpeechXP[Caution: Executable File], its safe and contains no virus.

I'd probably do alot better in my grades and have more social connections. I would also probably be randomly jumping from game to another instead of sticking to Runescape for at least 4 years now.

Not sure if this makes me the "bad guy" here or something, but I admit I'm guilty as charged. I have been crushing on this thin girl for 1 year now. Granted, she's not that thin to the point of aneroxia but still pretty thin and my friends constantly mok me for liking such a thin girl (One keeps constantly calling her "Mal-Nutrition" but I don't think that the media brainwashed me into liking her. Well yea, I like her.

It's not just "do the 99 things with emotes in between", it's successfully attempt level 99 actions with emotes at regular intervals. It will do no good if you fail more than 2 lvl 99 action. If you keep failing, simply attempt the lvl 90 ones instead.

From what I'm seeing in the picture, the dude looks about 14-16 years old, am I right? I don't know about his accomplice, but it sure seems easy to run away from him. (Minus the knife in your chest part). People only act a certain way when they're with their friends and they tend to change when they're alone. I bet my left nut that the dude wouldnt poke you with a knife if you confronted him when he's alone. I hope you get your stuff back though.

Awesome I bought a new mic. Wireless FTW. Although most of the time I only listen to comments and hardly speak as speaking to thyself in my house is wierd. But I will speak if needed =D. Oh and my TF2 is slightly busted, I can't play 2Fort or Hydro.

Do the toothpaste method. The toothpaste actually creates a whole new layer of the disc and enables the disc to spin as per normal (Scractches affect the spinning rate). Most of the time you can't play the game isnt because of some memory loss or some stuff like that, its more because of a rotation malfunction.

Congratulations to everyone on the community who ha.... hey wait I'm part of the community too! We are the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be. Diamonds are forever and so is Tip.It.

10/10 Recognised you by your avatar and signature.

heh, the 10 sentry kills was one of the first ones I ever got. Before achievement servers even started popping up. I dont really play for achievements. Its always a suprise when I get one because I have no idea what the criteria are for most of them. You guys are good, my two remaining achievements are the 7 friends and the 10 sentry kills one. My best amount of sentry kills was 9 when I died and a dang spy sapped it...

Seems to me like a cartoon version of GTA. Might try it if it is available on the PC.