Once, in the land of everlasting darkness, a great hero named Woozy who was an idiot, but had a giant sister who was stupid but very hot. But his sister had an abnormally sized big toe which was very smelly and of course very strange and also a pet emu. They liked cabbage sandwhiches with mustard, cream-cheese, collards, flamingos and fried Lumby noob sauce. They would often pass the great canyon of pineapple pizza surprise, but Zim is the coolest little alein and kidnaps the sisters big toe to strangle it. So