BlindBaker

Go to confession, which would probably take at least three hours. Talk to the girl I like for as long as I can. Then stay with my family and friends until I die. That, or swim in a giant pool of vanilla pudding. :thumbsup:

No, I'm sure he was just disappointed you didn't say "I'm a horny 18-year old California girl with big boobs."

Not much happened so far today. Last night I had a dream some racist guy was harassing my black friend, so I took his cigar, shoved it in his face, then proceeded to beat the [cabbage] out of him. My dreams are fun.

[hide=This one's kinda long.] I don't actually do drugs, just to clarify.[/hide]

I'm thinking of either melting chocolate and then just let the outside freeze, making it hard chocolate on the outside and melted chocolate on the inside, or just dipping a chocolate covered marshmallow in peanut butter. Or mayonnaise. Or jelly. Or melted cheese? What to do, what to do...

I should definitely make that sandwich. I make sweets all the time. No one ever taught me (I like to think it's in my blood; my mom owned an ice cream parlor), I just kinda knew somehow. Smores, chocolate-covered marshmallows, milkshakes, things that are generally easy to make, but everyone thinks I'm a genius for making them. O_o I also make pancakes, toast, and nachos, but that's not really cooking. Maybe tomorrow I'll throw something together with some random ingredients, like you did, Nerdy, and see what happens.

I go in the woods, take a stick, and hit things while blasting heavy metal. That, or I sleep. Yeah, I usually sleep.

A bow. Some arrows. Incense. A lava lamp. A Buddha (I'm Catholic). We had one of those electricy ball things, but it broke in two days.

We prefer slightly less intelligent, thank you very much.

I only hardcore dance (AKA mosh). If the music isn't heavy and there's no girl involved, I really see no reason to dance. Although I'm not really loved in the mosh pits. I like to throw in a spin kick or two.

If you mean physical pain, than the worst is breaking my collarbone playing soccer. Tripped over some kid's foot running full speed, flew through the air (which was kinda fun), and landed on my shoulder. I didn't really feel it until I tried to get back up (I thought at the time all that I got was a scraped arm).

That happened to me a couple of times, though I was face down and I couldn't breathe. I tried to get up with all my might and after a few tries it worked. I was "fully" awake and out of breath. It's called sleep paralysis. When you're sleeping, your body releases hormones to keep you from moving in your sleep. This protects you from things like fighting dreams so you don't accidentally punch a wall or something. But if you wake up too quickly, your body is still releasing those hormones and some DMT (dream hormones). The DMT gives you hallucinations and the other hormones keep you paralyzed. My scariest dream would probably be getting chased by a clown. When I tell it to my friends I make it sound funny, especially to the one who got eaten by the clown. :)

This year in ski club people laughed at my snow suit. It was a blue and yellow one-piece, and it family didn't have the money to buy a normal coat. But, when I raced the whole ski club and won, they didn't laugh anymore. ;) Besides that, I would write comics in elementary school and be very, uh, open about Runescape. Last year, a couple kids (who used to play Runescape as well, and wouldn't stop talking about it) picked on me and called me things like "Uber-Poonage" (how do you think they came up with that?). I was taller than him, but I knew he'd win a fight since he wrestles. But then I figured, who the hell cares what he thinks? If he didn't know how much I'd changed, he obviously wasn't smart enough for me to even pay attention to him. So I ignored him.

The fact that you're talking about it helps a ton. It may be embarassing, but talking about your problems DOES help, and it's okay to ask. Good for you. How do I cope? I don't. I keep it to myself, which is a bad idea that sometimes leads to violence, but I'm too proud to talk about my problems except to the people involved, the only ones that actually listen. Don't do what I do.

All my dreams seem extremely stupid now, but they were scary at the time. Only one really came to me right now. So I was in my friend's car. We were driving. We come to a mountain/hill thing, and go to the top. We look down and see something moving in the tall grass, so we run like hell. As we got out of the grass, I look behind me to see a clown chasing me. It was a really vivid image that I can remember after four years. So we keep running and eventually come to this library. At this point, the dream turned into a video game. All my friends were "following" me Runescape style. You know when you're following someone in Runescape and you get stuck behind a fence? Well this happened to one of my friends. The clown comes and gobbles him up. That's the last I remember. Nowadays, I lucid dream once a week. They're pretty much the only dreams I have now.

Same exact thing here... Went skiing last night. I've been skiing for seven years, and I love steep, icy slopes and moguls. Ski club got snowed out two weeks ago(?) so that kinda sucked.

Boeing kicks [wagon], that's why! Go airplanes! I have to get hyped up because I'm going to be flying (alone) a lot next summer. I'm scared :c Hi Lenty. Good luck on your flying and such. I was skiing when this happened. I don't know the details, but it was pretty close to me. My friend's mom saw it happen. From what I hear, the landing was spectacular, and the pilot was a hero.

Before I tell you this, practicing Lucid Dreaming may lead to sleep paralysis - waking up in the dream state, muscles frozen, can't breathe, freaky hallucinations. Just make sure you have a change of underwear closeby. If you find yourself in a Lucid Dream, don't get too excited, as this will wake you up. Keep a dream journal. Make reality checks during the day. For example: try to stick your finger through your hand, if it goes through, you're dreaming. Concentrate on your palm or someone's face. If they're distorted, you're dreaming. If you make a habit of doing this during the day, you tend to do it in your dream, thus realizing you're dreaming and gain the ability to control it. If you wake up in the middle of a normal dream, concentrate on it as hard as you can. When you fall back to sleep, you'll probably have the same dream, recognize it, and know you're dreaming. This is fun to do with nightmares because you'll be able to beat the crap outta that monster, or even make friends with it. But that's boring.

Revenants are pushovers. Wear Barrows and pray magic. Bring spirit wolves and howl scrolls in case you get teamed.

Do the math. When you get down to 190k per bow, and 2000 shots, that's 95 gp per shot. Less than adamant arrows, I think. Good deal if you have the money. But to start out, 900k for 2000 shots is 450 per shot. That's quite a bit. It pays for itself after a good amount of uses, so if you're a serious ranger, go for it.

Well, I heard the fastest smithing experience is super heating gold with gold smithing gauntlets on. I don't know if Stealing Creation changed that, or if it's cheap, but you get some magic experience.

You don't use nails for oak. 200 x 250 (price of oak planks at the sawmill?) + price of your servant. I don't know how often you pay your servant or the exact price of oak at the sawmill, so this is probably wrong, but hopefully you get the idea.

What I do is send the servant for supplies WHILE I build. That way, when I finish building all the oak larders I can, my servant will be right there with more planks. Then I send him off again. If you run out of planks in your bank, run outside, cut some oaks, and send your servant to the sawmill. Make sure you always have money for the sawmill and to pay your servant.

Drop your best armor on the floor and press alt f4 to trim it! I actually wanted to go up to someone who said that with both full rune and full trimmed rune in my inventory, tell them I'd try it, take off all my rune, wait a few seconds, and put the trimmed rune on. Just to get the guy back. Maybe he'd try it himself...

It comes with the territory when you're a giant crybaby. And if you're embarrased to be playing Runescape at your ripe old age of eight (judging by the maturity of your posts), then quit. Take control of your addictions and stop posting on Tip.It. Save us all. Overreact a little more, please. At least he was, for the most part, on topic. >_> Anyway, I find it funny when people call me a noob (feels nerdy saying that word). It's so sad when they say it because, as mentioned earlier, they don't have the balls to insult anyone in real life. If they did, well... Not anymore. ^^