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yergteruiogaerhuierugaeuirgaerhuiga YES. Also that trailer was surprisingly emotional.

Dancing isn't something you "learn" unless you're doing it in a synchronized fashion (waltzing, etc). Shift your weight around and move your arms. That's basically all of it. Just don't second think yourself and don't stop awkwardly. If you're REALLY feeling awkward, start with "joking" dances, like the disco, Egyptian and robot. In the case of those, they're funnier if utterly misused.

Even so his lawsuit is baseless. He wanted a settlement, and the settlement was refused. So he can sue TheOatmeal over the issue raised by that settlement. However TheOatmeal is no required by any law to pay the settlement. Even if he were to successfully sue TheOatmeal with the original charges, the money gathered for those charities is not TheOatmeal's. It belongs to those charities, as it is THEM that the donators gave them to. Trying to take the money from the charities is so stupid I still can't wrap my mind around it. And this new suit would at worst force TheOatmeal to ONLY give to the original two charities. Giving Funnyjunk even a dime of that donation money would not only be blatant robbery of the charities, but also of EVERY donor who contributed. What I see right now is a greedy man who tried to intimidate his way into getting some money, and is so enraged at OTHER people getting what he sees as his own money that he' s basically suing everything that moves.

^Everyone needs a hobby =p And it's no less a waste of money than video games, judging that I spend <$200 a year on it. AND MY CHAIN MAIL HAS PLENTY OF EVERYDAY APPLICATIONS. LIKE WEARING IT TO SCHOOL AND TALKING TRASH THEN LAUGHING WHEN THEY PUNCH ME IN THE GUT. THEN CRYING WHEN THEY PULL OUT A GUN.

^I use it for decoration, sparring with friends, roleplaying, and occasionally even cosplaying. Mostly though I just adore armor and want to one day own a full suit of it. But I'll probably go with bracers/ a helmet, or maybe even both if I can find a good deal. It's amazing how much prices range with armor. My gauntlets costed $50, but there are gauntlets out there that cost ~$1000. It's crazy. And now I've stumbled upon cloaks and tunics with the Hospitaller cross on them. But they're also really over priced ($90 for the cloak). It's common sense versus love of the Knights of Malta here....

Suing two major charities that are more or less universally loved? Funnyjunk's lawyers obviously don't understand how "bad publicity" works. Not to mention that these charities have the money to get very very good lawyers and possibly destroy Funnyjunk legally if they get pissed enough. ...This is going to be really enjoyable to watch.

Cracked appears so regularly in Off-Topic it's frightening. And I'm planning buying a new piece for my set of armor soon (I currently have chainmail and gauntlets). Think I should go for shin protectors (greaves), foot armor (sabatons), or something else entirely?

Well, Toki posting about that game isn't terrible as this IS the thread to psot about irritations. Although if that's literally all you psot about (I hoenstly don't know as I haven't seen you post often at all), then eprhaps a fighting game forum might be better. But then, our community is super-sexy and everything. Also: I'm now going to wonder if anyone has blocked me, which is pointless because if they did they won't see this post. OT: Days aren't long enough. I want to game, I want to rpactice martial arts, I want to write to become better at it, I need to set up college stuff, and I want to set up hanging out with people. Most days I get 2, maybe 3 of those done.

True. Although I'm honestly of the belief that a massive idiot or troll can really revitalize a community. I mean, look at the responses to yesterday's questions about revenge on a store clerk. Sometimes a troll/idiot can spur a community to activity out of sheer irritation.

We need to clone ourselves to increase the number of posts, obviously.

^Basically the above. You're making a mountain over a molehill. This post and the topic you made really make it seem like you're just looking to start a fight. She does that to everyone your age, Lep. It isn't personal, so get the [bleep] over it.

For one, if you're THIS angered over being slown down when getting booze there's a good chance you're an alcoholic. I'd do some serious thinking about your priorities. Also, even if what you do isn't illegal, doing it is going to ensure you never have an easy time in that store again. The other employees will dislike you (especially whoever gets to clean the door), and the owner might decide to refuse you service. This mentality of "I think she's rude so I'll punish her" is not only childish but also the source of most of this world's problems. A dictator has a similar thought process when he declares war on another country, as do some murderers and the like. Obviously this is a lot less bad that murder, but it's still stupidly immature. In short: Grow up and learn to deal with people annoying you. It's going to happen your entire life, and success comes from learning how to take it in stride rather than moping about it.

Jesus, $131,902? I love the internet.

You aren't even trying anymore, are you?

Low, haven't you been warned by a moderator for doing this once already? If you honestly agree with what you're saying you're WAY too desperate. This is perhaps the worst thread to troll as someone might actually do as you say. [hide=And here I actually humor him because I'm easily trolled] Having sex with a psycho just for the sex is idiotic. Have you ever had a psycho ex? When they get out of hand it isn't just annoying texts. It's every potential girlfriend being told rumors about you, death threats possibly being made, property being damaged, and your emotions being played like a game of Monopoly. Sex is at most a single night's worth of pleasure. A crazy ex can be years of irritation or even pain. If you actually believe this though, I have the oddest feeling you've never been in a relationship. The "If she's got legs, she's game" philosophy reeks of sex starved and obsessed teenager. [/hide]

I' pretty sure that drops her into the "crazy ex" category.

Certainly. Trade me tonight? I'm just leaving right now but I can trade tonight or tomorrow. Steam account is Dr. TTanT, Suicidologist.

^I've got two strange soda poppers but I can't stand using anything but the scattergun. Anyone know how much strange festives are? I'm thinking of selling some of my spare hats so I can get some.

I type in all caps 100% of the time in FPS's if I happen to be losing. And it isn't even insults I'm spamming. It's mostly random cusses and creative strings of meaningless adjectives and nouns of varying profanity. Meanwhile, I don't like cussing verbally and thus rarely do. Yeah people act differently online.

^Basically that. Although in my first long term relationship we made the mistake of becoming WAY too interdependant and thus completely dysfunctional. Remember kids, don't let yourself think of your girlfriend as your only real friend. I did that and I'm still repairing my social life.

Come on. Putting bleach in balloons is such a basic mistake. And yeah it was great. But adrenaline is gone now and I think I'll sleep.

Welp, prom just ended. It was actually a lot of fun and my masquerade mask got compliments from everyone who saw it, more or less. And despite going alone, I even ended up slow dancing with a friend (asked her out in the past and was shot down) due to some friends urging both of us to do so. I don't expect anything to come out of it, but it was fun (we talked about our career plans and how we're both going to be business majors while dancing, because money is romantic like that). Heck, the fact that she decided to take the kind route and go with the dance meant a good amount to me, along with the fact that she invited me back into dancing with her when I found all the people I'd been dancing with suddenly gone for various reasons. Also, I really enjoy dancing. I think I destroyed my knees though, as I was doing a movwhere I collapsed onto them (on the ahrdwood floor) and jumped from that kneeling position back to standing. Regardless, a wonderful evening despite the fact that I had no real expectations for it. And if this post is slightly incomprehensible, keep in mind I'm still buzzing with adrenaline (if I'm at a aprty/dance for long enough I start acting a lot like a drunk person does). I need to go out dancing more, I think.

Prom today.

I've been hearing about that since yesterday afternoon and couldn't believe it, until I saw pictures of it, which cannot be unseen... This sounds like rabies to me. I remember reading that he was on a bad version of LSD (or PCP I'm not sure) that basically makes you immune to pain by shutting down nerve communication entirely. It also causes extra strength due to your muscles not holding back to avoid injury, and people on it egt naked because it raises your core temperature enough that you're basically roasting alive. And also you go nuts. Remember kids, if the drug dealer is selling LSD at half off it might turn you into a zombie.

Stop talking to her dude. Youll get over her much faster properly and stop interfeering with this other guys realationship. I don't honestly feel like I'm interfering, though. Hell, I was the one who talked her into getting the cajones to ask him out in the first place. Any interfering I've done as been in his favor. And I am over her romatically, as I said. That mostly came from falling for another girl (who I've also gotten over), so right now I'm really not inetrested in anyone in aprticular for romance. Sexually I'm still attracted to her, but that's another matter entirely. I'm sexually attracted to about 20 other girls I know, but that doesn't mean I need to stop talking to them, or even that I want to date them. It just means I find them attractive. And to clear it up, yes she is bi. She has felt arousal around other females and wanted to bang other females. That's about as gay as you get. She's just finally started admitting it to herself and stopped being ashamed of it (mostly). And also, anything she has done porn-watching wise her boyfriend knows about. Also, he knows she's bi and has jokingly said she's free to cheat on him with girls so long as she tells him ahead of time. But I think I will back off from those subjects for now. I'm still going tot alk to her regularly though, as she's one of the few people who both knows me really well AND isn't afraid to tell me the truth even if it pisses me off at her. I know way too many yes-men (aka all my other friends) to throw away a person who likes to burst my bubble.