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Oh god... Mazemeout muttered in horror, having seen the gruesome footage on the tape.

Don't deny the hotness of pixellated chicks in pixellated armor, Skull_Emblem.

Done. :twss: Edit: The quoting out of context that is. Look at my signature.

I'm still doubting whether this thing is even real. :ohnoes:

But they are barking at something. Namely a squirrel six blocks down that just twitched its whiskers.

Yes, and forget spare batteries for your flashlights, and decide to make out with some girl in the most remote part of the house.

Ghosts: Yet another problem solvable with a hammer. (Blessed by a priest and dipped in holy water, with a silver head and a/an [insert holy wood here] handle.)

Chainbodies really bring out a woman's curves. Black chainbody, especially. That and a pink pair of dwarf shorts.

Think about it. If everyone were to commit suicide due to sorrow, then a single death would quickly cause the demise of every human on this planet that wasn't insane. So, obviously it's a bad idea for everyone to do it. What makes you so special?

Y'know, it's only our fault they turned out that way. Domestication ruins all the good animals, such as Wolves. I mean, that's an animal that may as well be a personification of badass. What did we do to it? The [bleep]ING CHIHUAHUA! We bred out all the awesome and were left with an annoying but marketable mass of fur and bone. Oh lord. You haven't seen what us raptors have done to tyrranasaurus over 64 million years of domestication.... :thumbdown: Oh, and cats don't get along with dinosaurs, littleboy. Except when they're dead.

How about dolphins having nasal sex?

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You left? I think he's a righty, actually.

I KNEW IT. You're an emoticon!

Did you leave the fan on?

Cats. They're evolution's inferior mock ups of my species that were created to attempt to fill our niche during our absense.

I somehow doubt I want Facebook disocvering TiF. After all, I have friends there that would look me up, and I don't want them finding my relationship thread and confession thread posts. But I don't have any actual complaints, so all's good. :smile:

^Exactly. I have alzheimers. As a matter of fact, quoting people is generally the only way I can remember what I'm talking about, dad. OT: Why is the rum gone?

Back in my day we

security officer =/= police officer Okay, you're accused of stealing, so you run. The police will be on the side of the security guard. And I'm pretty sure security guards can arrest people. I'm not sure, though.

^I have to agree with the dancing bit. Our school does square dancing in gym class every year (a full unit on it, and this is in New York) and most guys are sullen and unenthusiastic about it. I had a good time and acted slighty over-enthusiastic, and found myself with the best partners due to it. :thumbup:

The other 3 wish they could forget.

To an underground rave party that will last over 10 million years. I wasn't one of those "cool" or "hip" dinosaurs, so I and the rest of the dinosaur nerds used our intellects to colonize Mercury. We were titled "eskimos" by them which meant "nerds who weren't invited to the party" in the dialect of the time. Then you silly humans had to confuse everything by calling tribes of the far north by the same name.

and that's why you're a troll if you don't read the topic before making a post. OT: Sueing here in the US is ridiculous. My opinion is that lawyers should be able to be penalized for taking up ridiculous cases. Like sueing a person for trying to save you.