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And to your left, students, you'll see the aptly named "Purus Ignoramus" Note the frothed mouth, cheese-doodle encrusted fingers, young age (Aged close to a decade), constant sense of self satisfaction, and complete disregard for the English language. It was believed that the earliest translators of our Germanic language turn in their graves every time the Purus Ignoramus speaks. Granted, whether or not there is any truth to this likely theory, is yet to be seen. Does anyone know the best method of defense against the Purus Ignoramus? Anyone? Nobody? Yes, Beatrice. The best defense is to simply use a three syllable word, wait for the confusion and fear to settle in, and continue on your way. Another method is to spell "you" correctly. Horrors of all horrors. Someone didn't spell everything perfectly and used abbreviations. Your post makes more of an impression on me than the pure's post, it makes me think you're a smug jerk, who thinks he's better than other people based on grammar and spelling. Now now student, raise your hand when asking a question. You do bring up a good inquiry to the matter. Pures are known for being stupid, all things considered they have a brazen lack of logic (Call people who train [insert skill here] noobs, and then turn around and cry when an update comes out that they can't use because they didn't train said skill), arrogance with no base (Says "I own u noob" when pures are about as easy to slaughter as goblins in Lumbridge), and hilarious hypocrisy (See: Safing, running, teleporting, one iteming), explosive personality ("OMG I GOT 2 DEFENSE? RUINED ACCOUNT, [bLEEP] YOU [bleep]EX YOU COMMUNIST NAZI [bleep]!"), are easily destroyed (It only takes two minutes to ruin a pure's account. Give him a bone spear, only trains defense), quit twenty times an update (What? JAGEX FIXED A PIXEL ON THE DDS THAT WAS LIME GREEN INSTEAD OF FOREST GREEN? [bLEEP]ING COMMUNISTS, THEY HATE US! RIOT IN FALADOR, RIOT IN [bLEEP]ING FALADOR!!!!"). Poor spelling is just the tip of an illiteracy iceberg that blocks all incoming information (Such as facts, differing opinions, logic, etc) Oh and...smug jerk? You could've at least borrowed from my signature (updated)

And to your left, students, you'll see the aptly named "Purus Ignoramus" Note the frothed mouth, cheese-doodle encrusted fingers, young age (Aged close to a decade), constant sense of self satisfaction, and complete disregard for the English language. It was believed that the earliest translators of our Germanic language turn in their graves every time the Purus Ignoramus speaks. Granted, whether or not there is any truth to this likely theory, is yet to be seen. Does anyone know the best method of defense against the Purus Ignoramus? Anyone? Nobody? Yes, Beatrice. The best defense is to simply use a three syllable word, wait for the confusion and fear to settle in, and continue on your way. Another method is to spell "you" correctly.

Three most valuable, not three most expensive. Value and price are two different things, especially in Runescape.

Then don't have valuables on you when you get struck by the comet. MIRACLE CURE.

It's always adorable when the kiddies migrate from the RSOF just to whine about, say, the drop system. Your point is moot, it's not going to be changed.

Yea, because god forbid anyone have a personality and form their own opinions. If they disagree with you, they suck. Of course, completely logical. :wall:

I was not aware that Bob Dole played Runescape.

I wonder if they regularly make fun of the community at work. *Sees Jmod with sandwich* "Hey, were u get dat sammich?" "stfu noob" "I bye, fiddy kay?" "reported for bug abuse" "wat? y?" "Cuz ur bugging me, ch00b"

You mean your complete lack of insight into how game development works? Jagex doesn't delay stuff because they slacked off or came into work drunk, they delay it because there is something wrong with it. Take Sebastian Gno, a random event announced at the same time as the Sandwich Lady, never came out. Wilderness tag was delayed and eventually scrapped because, despite getting to the stage where it was mentioned in the behind the scenes, it just wasn't fun. Games get delayed for months, even years, because problems arise that weren't foreseen. Take Half Life 2, that was delayed for several years because someone hacked and released the source code. Delays happen, not always because of slacking. Now Duke Nukem Forever, that was delayed because of the moron developers.

Then don't do the event, stop whinging. Edit: Since it's a five week month, so three updates, I hope they do the achievement diaries this week. I could use the extra xp to get my farming up to do the latest quest.

Or if they met up to steal bandwidth :ohnoes:

Well, what's next are scientists discovering that you are, in fact, a device used by many higher mammals, most notably chimps, humans, orangutans, and dolphins, as well as some avians, such as the common crow, to decrease energy expenditure in food collection and survival. See, I can do it too. And obviously you've never played a game where items are priced based on their stats and usefulness. Like in WoW or Warhammer. In these games, a low level is capable of purchasing decent armor for his level- it's not the high levels who purchase these items with the intent to fight with. Though it is a different situation, we see that Jagex may have intended something similar; when dragon was originally released, it was the best armor, and the low drop rates made perfect sense. And along came Barrows. This was caused by, more or less, a lack of foresight and was probably not intentional. Translating my earlier statement into hurpaderp English: Yes, a bear does [cabbage] in the woods I have played those games, and if you haven't noticed; Runescape isn't one of those games. Get over it, not all MMO's have to follow the same cookie-cutter following.

Dragon is a symbol of wealth despite cheaper, better alternatives? NO FREAKING WAY. Next thing you're going to tell me that party hats are expensive because they're rare. What will be next? In other news: Scientists have determined that, yes, ursine mammals do void their bowels in sylvan environments. We're making real breakthroughs here.

[Source] Might seem a bit lame, but it was intentional. Actually, it probably wasn't. They hear about this, go "HOLY CRAP! We forgot to let the knights drop the armor! But we can't take the blame...", and say that it was "intentional" all along. And if that's not true, than that mod whatever certainly does NOT have his head screwed on right. Yea. Jagex take blame whenever any other bug pops up, they have complete logic to play this off as intentional when it wasn't, as revealed by...Um, what's your Jagex mod name again? Oh wait, you don't work for Jagex, and don't have any valid insight into their reasoning other than "Omg hard ting, dey lyed 2 us, WAH"

Thanks. Normally I would look at the guide, but I haven't been checking the forums or guide to reduce the number of spoilers. I already know important characters die......

With the new quest out, is it possible to do the quest with potted stats? IE: 63 Herblore (+2 Mature Greensman Ale) 62 Farming (+3 Garden Pie) Some quests I know can be potted, such as Lunar Diplomacy, but others cannot. What's the prognosis on the latest?

Bob isn't Zaros, that was established about two years ago when Tail of two Kitties was released :wall:

everying suoks! jagax won lemme brek da rulz no moar. Wahhh, me knead binkie!!! Jagex hates you because you're a rule breaker, and want you to go away. /thread.

I was more interested that Jagex remembered to give him a backpack, ala "where is our inventory kept" reference.

The more "honor rules" people make, the more people like myself will break those rules, out of spite of your immature hunger for power over others. The only jurisdiction over playing runescape are the set rules by Jagex. If Jagex were to ban by some of player's draconian rules, there wouldn't be a community as nobody would play the game, everyone would be getting banned easier than on Facepunch or Something Awful.

I've noticed in Fist of Guthix, the arrow regularly does not point to my target.

Please explain why that sounds like a stupid thread (Or are you saying you've been there and it actually is a stupid thread?), because it sounds like it has potential. Because mods are always named "Mod" and then their real life name... like Mod Paul. Because I'm sure Mod Cheese was really named that. And yes, Mod Cheese is a real mod.

There was a huge server crash that reoccured several days in a row in November 2007. If you've never seen this happen before, you haven't been playing "a very long time" It's always funny when people feel the need to lie about when they started playing, then base it off of the Jagex copyright information, and go directly to 00.

Hey, here's an idea! People should stop being WBMs. If they actually want to be mods then they should report when its neccessary. :| Yea because Jagex implemented the report function so people could wannabe mod, not so they could, you know, uphold the rules of the game. Oh wait, this is RayOxide. I can sum this up with: Not surprising, considering anyone with an ability to hit the report button is an enemy to a troll such as yourself.

You mean since you joined in 08, right?