Not quotes but dialouge with meaning Michael: Maybe you'll be inspired by the boat party tonight and start a career as a pirate. Tobias: I haven't packed for that. ____________ Jessie: There are very few intelligent, attractive, and straight men in this town. Tobias: Well, that certainly leaves me out. [awkward pause, everyone looks at Tobias] Tobias: You said single, right? She said single. _____________________ Tobias: Lindsay, say something to scare me. Lindsay: F*** me. Tobias: Nope, nothing. Thanks for trying, though. ____________________ Tobias: As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. Michael: Really? When did that start? Tobias: Well, I don't want to blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn't help. ____________________ Tobias: I just need to prove to my wife that I can act like a man. And it's not about sex. I don't just lie there, if that's what you're thinking. Michael: That's not what I was thinking. _____________________________ Tobias: Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up!