Anesthesia

Yeah, which could also be small...

That's true, but it makes little difference; you still can't prove it is there - that's why it's a faith.

He needs to go to the deathcamp of tolerance.

Are you naturally thick or are you just trying really hard? I didn't say it was making fun of those who thought the earth was created, it was making fun of those who thought the earth was created for them. What does the notion of the earth just being created have to do with the quote in my signature? It only applies to those who think it was created for them - an inherently narcissistic view.

I was 10, she was 14 - I didn't know what I was doing. With absolutely no intention of fun-making or anything else malicious, may I ask how old you are?

That's pretty ignorant, there are plenty of religions which don't believe earth was created for man. Buddhism for example.

My god, I am in the presence of two of the most observant people on the entire forum. Either that or you two are too stupid to realise that he said it as a joke.

There's no need to play devil's advocate, it's just a hundred year old quote that I found funny. It isn't by me.

Wow, nothing gets past you.

Not true - I was told this by Batman. Ergo mine is equally well-founded. You are using circular reasoning therefore your position is not well-founded at all. The Batcave exists. Batman told me this. I'm not; if you had basic comprehension skills you'd realise I'm making fun of anyone who thinks the earth was constructed for them.

That works the other way around though; you'd have to be omniscient or have been there to claim that there is a hell - other than that it's just hearsay. I could also say that the burden of proof was upon you as you're claiming something which is not true prima facie.

Something I forgot to put in my previous post - The Benchwarmers was ABSOLUTELY ABYSMAL. I want my 2 hours back in addition to my other wasted thing that begins with B and rhymes with standfidth. I haven't seen such forced comedy (and I use the term comedy very loosely) mixed with sony adverts for a long time.

In other news, Rob Schneider is... A stapler! Durp de durp de deedley durp de dumb.

Either that or the burger is actually tiny, which I reckon is more likely.

Got any proof for that?

Tried what? The proxomitron can be hard to use and understand, and it is best if you make some of your own filters, but it is by far the most customisable filter out there.

I got it for a tenner off ebay before they became prohibited items, I was just interested. It is very satisfying to fire - when I used to use it I'd shoot at a dartboard. That urban legend gets passed around the internet willy nilly, the last form I saw it in was an Irishman in York town centre. I doubt any of them are true, not even as archaic laws that have never been repealed.

Consdering my bed is 5 feet of the floor and half my desk is under it: Desk fan Stack of 50 DVD-Rs Screen cleaner 3 knives Crossbow Torch Spare car keys Nail clippers 1 speaker Bin 2 dumbells 1 computer (celeron 766 running SUSE10) Mouse charger Pair of scissors Box of computer parts Duster Chest of drawers

At the risk of sounding trollish: use firefox. I don't know what ad-blocker you're using, if there is now some built-in IE one then I would trust it as far as I can throw the heap of advertising revenue most sites make. If you absolutely MUST use IE (god knows why, aside from being used to it and hence unwilling to try somethign else) then try the proxomitron (google it).

This has nothing to do with forum updates or suggestions.

You've contradicted yourself in a big way. 1. Disrespect - tell me murdering someone isn't disrespecting them. 2. Refusing to listen to other peoples' opinions - tell me that isn't down to pride.

They're just people who want attention and the vast majority will grow out of it by the time they reach 20.

I smell a lawsuit. If Lin-- can 'bear an auditory resemblance to Windows' then god knows how easy this one will be to crush.

Oh the irony. Asking people to live and let live regarding america...

That isn't true; they can, and have, been run from compressed nitrogen.