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What's 'pantyhose'?

Um. My mother taught me all her skills before she died? She left me all her money and equipment? I dunno.

Oh Noes not Valentines Day again... :( Anyway... I might have some 'stuff' planned, but because it's Valentines Day. Just, because... it's nice to do stuff. :)

Aw it's really nice! It's quite short, but I think that's good. I know poems don't have to rhyme to be good poems, but I think it adds a bit of 'fairy dust' if you know what I mean! Nice one. =D>

+...10. I have no idea what anyone's talking about... then again I can't even upload non-thumbnails onto imageshack so who am I to talk? :lol: :)

Ok so you are smiling... and you usually just *sigh*. Well ok, I don't normally do either. I normally just go lay down on my bed and then spend about two hours trying to get to sleep. So this seems completely random in relation to the last verse. So you are crying... and what? You are sad about something. It looks pretty random being the last verse was about smiling. Ummm when I cry(Not that often but sometimes) I usually just curl into a ball or just watch the tears in the mirror. There is not any face shuddering or hand crawling. Really needed commas. So you are....What? You have a shivering tummy, perhaps you are cold? or maybe not feeling too well, pretty random. You have ticklish feet, well ok something I sometimes get in bed, but still pretty random. Tingled breath is completely random, you might say that if you had a cough and were talking and it made your throut feel funny... Can't catch the beat...what beat what are you talking about? There doesn's seem to be any pattern at all. Flickering blink, ok you have something in your eye and are trying to get rid of it....maybe relates to the beat... Dance in the heat, ok so you are trying to sleep, and dancing...pretty random, or maybe a fever? Still random. Till head and pillow gladly meet... Ok then so you are going to bed...without any relation to anything else this seems as random as anything else. Just pretty much makes the sleep idea the most prominate idea... Well the poem is about different emotions, or, more accurately, what physically happens to you during them. The last verse only is about falling asleep - I figured it might be a fun, suitable end to the poem. And thanks for the comments but I think some of them are a bit silly. Like ' is not random. I mean doesn't your head it your pillow when you lie down? Yes. So how is it random? I don't get it. But thanks anyway.

ohhh I get it! Thanks soooo much.

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Hm I'm not sure. I only read the first one and the language use is fantastic. However for me it's too abstract and the rhythm is weak. I liked all the questions though.

Um. I hope they find out where it comes from. :)

Well, I have an account on imageshack and I'm trying to upload a sig image I made for a friend. But... big problem! When I post it on TIF or wherever it always comes up really small, like a thumbnail or something. So my question is - how do I upload an image and use the code while keeping the existing size? I am extremely ignorant when it comes to computers so any help would be great! Thanks, Issy. :

On TIF? I would say FuBai, LeeLee, Necromagus. If you mean irl, Nicola (ARGH I FORGOT HER NAME!!!! IT WILL COME TO ME...) her name's... Nicola...Nicole....grr can't remember..I'll tell you when I remember. Um, Brian Jacques, Andy McNab, ANTHONY HOROWITZ, Marcus Sedgewick. All fantastic authors!

I'd suggest going into a newagent and asking about a paperound - a simple job, my brother got paid about 20 quid a weekfor a big one. In most English newsagents you can get a paperround at 13, but some it's later. Or you could work in Starbucks. Mhmmm free coffee... =P~ (I think you have to be 16, though. So I'd suggest just asking around a few small shops, bookshops etc)

Actually, the original definition of a chav (and where the word originally came from) (no offence to anyone living in this area) was Cheltenham Average. (first two letters of each word. Get it?) But it can also means council housed and violent. Basically a chav is someone who wears tracksuits bottoms and top, gold 'bling' and, very possibly, a Burberry cap.

For me, a quality thread is a thread where people are free to post their own opinions, and back them up with logical reasoning (something that is not 'I don't need to answer, you know I'm right!' or 'think about it, [bleep] or some other remark proving not your argument but your immaturity) and where people don't instantly accuse you of trying to convert them, or shove stuff down their throat, but can debate for their side logically, without flaming ( :-w well we're all guilty of this at some point....) or insulting anyone else. Also a quality thread should have an interesting topic that would attract lots of different people. Edit - a quality thread is also somewhere where people, regardless of age, gender, or race can all make their own points without being told they are wrong on the basis of their age, gender, or race.

To quote issy... It was like a river, it meyandered back and forth but thats all.,,, I think you have this idea that everything has to be really epic and come to some grand elaborate conclusion. I like to write about really small things - for instance the twitch of someone's eye when they're trying not to laugh, and how people tend to shake their headfrom side to side when they're crying, or sigh when they get into bed at night. It's a short, simple, hopefully fun poem about somone who falls asleep. I'm sorry you didn't enjoy it.

Thinking literally, what would you do for oxygen? And food for that matter.

I would travel the world while I could as much as possible... and help others who needed my help. But mostly I think I'd spend the time with my family. I wouldn't try to stop it because there'd be no point. And anyway as far as I'm concerned the existinction of the human race would be a pretty good thing for this planet.

Author, Dancer, and feminist in my spare time. (Though I won't get started on that again.) But hey, you know what would be really cool? To combine all three.... :-k :)

:o:o I enjoyed it. Fun to read, it flows reasonably well and got off to a pretty good start. Really enjoyed it, the kind of thing that should be continued! =D>

Fairy dust from the stars of

Um. I don't like it at all. To be honest it doesn't sound like you put much effort into it... spelling is good, but your grammar, punctuation, and randomly capitalising words in the middle of sentences is terrible. Also the words 'shadow zone' sound a bit too modern for this poem. Like it's some kind of dark corner at Zap Zone or something. Plus it's super short. Could do with more detail and description.

You could use super nylon... all I know about it is that it's a very tight thin thread of nylon and titanium. It probably wouldn't be strong enough, but it's just an idea, because you could use less titanium and therefore cut the cost down alot. (super nylon's also really light AS FAR AS I KNOW i'm going by what Alex said in Stormbreaker... so probably not that accurate? ) 8-)

I tend to stay away from people like MyPurpleCrayon, he will flame for the most stupidiest reasons. Actually... I think I would agree with MPC on that one. :) That gave me a good laugh. Its good that you don't get mad when people insult you! Yeah well, I don't actually mind insults, as long as they're fair and not regarding my age, gender, or appearance. Or just generally stupid.