The Dark Lord

Nope sorry the imp goes as soon as the event is over, but you can keep the amulet. "Operate Amulet" *Snow Imp appears* Hooray! It's bugged! No, the snow imp tells you that he thinks you're nice and he'll stick around for a while. The event guide (go to the Quest icon) says that the imps will stay around until the Christmas update is over. However, the Santa costume and ice amulet are permanent rewards.

"Malaraids" "Terrst"

Just get Penguin Points, do quests with experience lamps, and do Achievement Diaries. I was level 46 summoning, but I gained 10 levels in about a week just off of the lamps and penguins alone. Charms are slow in my opinion, especially at your level.

I'm fairly sure you would hallucinate and/or collapse before you would die. I've had a few friends that have tried to stay up for weeks, and they've only made it for a few days before they "saw" spiders crawling all over them.

Solution: Call in Team America! On a more serious note, I think that Atheism (not a religion by the way) will continue growing. Eventually Christianity and all that radical [cabbage] in the Middle East and elsewhere will dwindle into nothing. To prevent the radicals of the aforementioned religions from spreading, the government only needs to control them by redefining what is and what is not freedom of religion. Anyway, there will probably be another religion that will gain billions of followers in the future. They only have to make their creeds coincide with mainstream science instead of pseudo-science and make them appropriate for today's society.

Market crash! Big bone industry dead! Need $30B bailout!

Ever heard of the Crusades? It's not even attack against Christianity. We're just comparing Runescape to history. The Saradominists are much like the midieval Christians in that they warred against other faiths. Saradominists believe in good achieved through violence, so they randomly slaughter followers of different gods, specifically Zamorak.

Saradomin was the successor of Armadyl. He advocated justice and good, but he justified violence as a means to obtain his goals. Think of the Crusades when you think of Saradomin and his followers. Armadyl was the former major god that advocated justice and good, but he frowned upon all forms of violence. He was always close to Saradomin, and allied with Saradomin during the God Wars. After the supposed slaughter of the Aviantese, Armadyl fled Runescape. In response to a post made earlier, I do not think that Saradominists would have slain followers of Armadyl. That would almost be a betrayal to their god. As for Zamorakians, a Saradominist would not hesitate to kill them. After all, it is for the greater good. Yes, the Saradominists are the game's equivalent of Christians, specifically during the Middle Ages. The symbol of Saradomin is even a cross.

I play Runescape on my laptop while listening to music. In the game, I usually wear a "General" outfit that I put together. Then I walk around roleplaying as one. :oops: That's why Jagex needs to go ahead and release Mobilising Armies. I have nothing better to do!

That would be a good question to ask. How do we get there? There is a boat in Port Phasmatys that is used for Eastern trading; perhaps this is what we'll use. As far as new weapons from the East, I hope they release the bow-sword (seen in Devious Minds quest) and katana. Also, Jagex has already given us a Samurai hairstyle from their last player kit update. I wonder what other styles could be released.

Apparently, they're trying to give us access to fashion styles from the East. This sounds as if they're planning to give us access to this area in the not-so-distant future. *I know there is probably an old thread about this, but I do not see the point in reviving a thread that hasn't had any post in ages. This thread focuses more on the recent statement made by Jagex, rather than old references to the Eastern Lands within the game. :

I wore black dragonhide and still got hit fairly often by the mage. I have level 99 magic as well, and Surok never missed. I would advise bringing prayer armor (Proselyte or god robes), 5-7 prayer potions(4), 4 super energies(3 or 4), a teleport tablet, and the rest sharks. Don't forget to wear an anti-dragon shield at all times in the Chaos Tunnels! There is one room that you enter that is full of dragons. When in the tunnel, keep Protect from Melee on at all times, unless you are near Zamorak Mages/Dagon'hai. Then you pray Protect from Magic. When you fight Bork, keep your anti Melee prayer on and only eat when Surok damages significantly. Just don't procrastinate and let him do a 20 on you. Bork will summon several Orks during the fight, but they are nothing but a mere nuisance. just make sure you constantly right-click and select Attack on Bork. Drink the prayer potions when needed; you'll use a few during the boss fight itself and about 2 or 3 running through the tunnels. When Bork is dead, you'll get a cutscene and the cavern will start shaking. Quickly grab the charms and teleport out. (It damages you if you stay around too long.) Bork is rather easy, though. Just don't get frustrated when you hit a lot of 0s on him. Just chip away at his health one bit at a time. *Don't forget to use Tip.It's map of the Chaos Tunnels. This can be found in the Mini Games section on the homepage. Scroll down until you find the Mini Quests under the mini games and just click on the Hunt for Surok. If you don't use the map, you'll never find your way through. I'd advise that you print it and use it as a quick reference during the trip.

I've spent around 3000 tokens and still cannot get a bronze. Fortunately, I haven't had any need for a defender.

I'm not so sure if I would get an iPhone if I were you. Supposedly the camera phone quality is less than that of less expensive, normal cellphones. They look great, but of course it's most likely overrated. From experience, stay the hell away from the Motorola RAZRs. They suck. I have one and don't use it anymore because you constantly have to charge it because the battery life is so short. They hold very little pictures and ringtones. It was also hard for me to TXT on it as well. The buttons were tricky to press and the messages folder ran out of space too quickly. To be honest, I'm not too savvy with cellular devices. However, if you are looking into a phone, make sure that it's not overrated/doesn't have any problems. There are too many companies selling crappy items these days.

MMTsf is a pretty good rock band. Check out their website.

My parents are pretty decent. However, they are overly-religious and I'm an atheist. They're extremely melodramatic when it comes to my lack of religion and they think I'm going to hell. Anyway, they were both raised in the Deep South as Southern Baptists and are now Anglican. My mother went to nursing school for two years and works for a pediatrician. My father is an ex-minister and he's trying to get a degree from a college, but he's having trouble because they won't accept his degree. His degree is basically a master's degree from a seminary. He can't accept the fact that his "hard-earned" degree is worthless in the real world and that he spent 6 years for nothing. (It takes 6 years at this seminary to get a "master's degree.") Anyway, that's about it.

Just think about the even younger ones. They'll be running the world after today's teenagers.

MOD EDIT - hilarious, less of the rick rolling

You inserted a small condom into the computer?

The office at my high school randomly played some 70s song over the intercom. The song was long, too.

He's right. It's all a conspiracy. The Democrats are greedy communists who are trying to compromise our great nation's history of peace, love, and liberty. They have ruthlessly lied about a failing economy and the existence of a so called "Patriot Act." In reality, our nation is the richest country and does not spy upon its own citizens. George Bush is really an amazing leader and he developed the Internet, polio vaccine, and we will soon have the cure for AIDS. Remember, Hitler wasn't right wing at all. He was LEFT WING! :roll:

I'm surprised no one has mentioned any pickup lines for people with mental illnesses. "I like chicks covered in blood." (Actually was used by some demented kid where I live.) "Let's go to my room and [bleep]. Did I mention that I think cadavers are sexy?"

bork is easy to kill just melee protect and take some sharks incase he actually damages you Thanks. What should my inventory look like?

Is Bork easy to kill? I only have 550k cash to spend on equipment to kill him, but I have decent melee stats and 99 magic. I'd prefer not to use magic, though. I want a cheap and easy way to kill him so I can wear my Dagon'hai robes that I bought in the Grand Exchange the other day. When I try to wear them, it says "You're not sure how to wear this. You must complete 'Chaos Tunnels.'" Thanks.

That is the closest thing that I could find. Honestly, I doubt if you'll find one that is clouded over the eye like that and be able to see out of it.