peter_selie Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 Ever feel like other RSers are just so boring? Do you have a strange fondness for chef hats? Have a plan to take over the world? Well, this guide can help you! For only $2.95, our experts will design you a foolproof* guide to world domination! *Offer only valid during the year 2006. __________________________________________________ Go to Draynor. If you are unable to find Draynor, find a pmod and harrass them into submission, then command them to take you there. Hop the stile protruding from the fence. If you are unable to find the stile, use the gate located further west. Locate a cabbage. If you are unable to find the cabbage, look for a green blob on your screen surrounded by brown. Make sure your screen is facing north. Click the cabbage. If you are unable to click the cabbage, make sure that your mouse is properly connected to your computer. Continue clicking cabbage upwards. If you are unable to locate upwards, pick the direction the stone wall to the east goes. Once to the top, click one cabbage either to the left or right. If you are unable to find left or right, click a cabbage and hope for the best. Resume picking, but downwards. If you are unable locate downwards, follow the cabbages back in the direction of the stile. Hop the stile. If you are unable to locate the stile, use the gate. Walk to Draynor's bank. If you are unable to locate the bank, follow the strange men in green pants and tan shirts. They'll eventually take you there. Rinse and Repeat. _________________________________ Credit to Allie for being hawt model (Pok too!) and other sorts of guideness. If you want more information about the order of cabbage or anything related you can visit our website. You may also pm questions to elders, overseers and acolytes of the order (website doesn't update as often as forums), the OoC forums will get you a quicker answer to anything. :D Or even more simple, hop by the patch sometime. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellipsis Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 Thanks, those tips really made the difference! http://z4.invisionfree.com/The_Order_of ... hp?act=idxOoC Elder..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanotex Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 10/10 =O AOW? :P ooh eeh ooh ahah, ting tang wallawallabingbang m8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tmottbg Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 Very helpful guide! OoC Overseer Eet mor kabbig! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodAngel Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 Nice guide, explains what I have been doing wrong this past year, and I shall now be a more competent cabbage picker : -Bloodangel "Unfortunately, the real world isn't the same as a fairy tale." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pokstair Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 thank you peter so much now i can become cabbage picking master i read the guide and got someone to take me to patch thank you so much! =Proud member of the Order of Cabbage= Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadPolkaDots1 Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 Oh em cabbage! AOW plocks. Quit RS to play real games. :P Bye TIF, miss you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaaps1 Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 Great guide and humor. 10/10 Kah-Bah-Gee ftw! ~It's Super Effective! (The Zaaps Blog)~My YouTube Channel, where you get to watch me go around and make a fool out of myself and all comp capersGuides:~Yeah I wrote them once~Suggestions:~Yeah I made those once~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wizarthas460 Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 10/10 good guide one question: what do you have to do if your screen is black??? i cant see the cabbages!!! : ultimate ham minigame guide!!!!ultimate WOM guide!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellipsis Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 10/10 good guide one question: what do you have to do if your screen is black??? i cant see the cabbages!!! : Hmm..tricky question there, Wiz. I'd suggest pushing the "On" button for your monitor. If that doesn't work, I'd check to see that it actually is a monitor and not your mother's old television. http://z4.invisionfree.com/The_Order_of ... hp?act=idxOoC Elder..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pokstair Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 alternatively, do check that your monitor is plugged into the right place on your computer, and that the power switch has been turned to the on position. thank you and have a nice day =Proud member of the Order of Cabbage= Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Short_Stuf Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 Hmmmm.... Interesting guide. Something I should try more often. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vlad_the_old Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 Yeaaaa Free cabbage Plox Thanks to 4be2jue for the sigs. There are 10 types of people in the world - those that understand binary and those that don't! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheep455_is_the_best Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 Me luvs vay j00 make tis guild! I love the way you made this guide!! Yay for noob-ness!! :lol: [Whip drops: 13] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reishen Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 10/10 AOW ftw? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owned_Nex Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 I have this problem. LIke, I like can't play cuz like my screen is like black, and like theres like no on button, and like I dont like have no elcetrisity, Plz help me! Dungeoneering isn't a skill. I'm faster than bots at Sorceress Garden. PM me if you want to chat. My PM is always off. My keyboard is on fire. Want some? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fekambard Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 10/10 :mrgreen: AoW! :ohnoes: I'm gonna collect Cabbages! : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redfrog111 Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 what do i do if i get the google page come up instead of runscape (AWO) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dharockslayer Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 I have this problem. LIke, I like can't play cuz like my screen is like black, and like theres like no on button, and like I dont like have no elcetrisity, Plz help me! How the hell did you find this thread and managed to post here without a working screen and electricity :shock: !? T is a nice guide, I feel allot wiser now =D> Interrested in joining the cabbagy madness? Click here to go to our forums, and say hi ^^lol one of the biggest pvp updates of the year, and tip it is discussing granite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sycosis5 Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 I have this problem. LIke, I like can't play cuz like my screen is like black, and like theres like no on button, and like I dont like have no elcetrisity, Plz help me! move out of a cardboard box : 10/10 sorry someone modded my post lol awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holiday Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatebringer Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 ROFL! thats the most hilarious guide ive ever read. Just to say, wow lol Well, i can't say its bad, but for all the cabbage lovers, its probably a 10/10 99 Fletching 99 Attack 99 Constitution 99 Cooking 99 StrengthGamertag: H8tebringer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomtunney Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 nice quide mayb aow quite funny aswell nice 1 m8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revanlives Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 Best guide ever now I can become the 1337357 cabbage picker ever!!! (wow I just made a whole word with numbers! who knew?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrVegetable Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 So THAT is what those darn green blobs on the floor were! Well I learnt something today! Awesome guide :P Legends Quest Completed 4th April 2007 Combat Level 79 Visit my blog! The MrVegetable Diaries Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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