March 20, 200719 yr Ever feel like other RSers are just so boring? Do you have a strange fondness for chef hats? Have a plan to take over the world? Well, this guide can help you! For only $2.95, our experts will design you a foolproof* guide to world domination! *Offer only valid during the year 2006. __________________________________________________ Go to Draynor. If you are unable to find Draynor, find a pmod and harrass them into submission, then command them to take you there. Hop the stile protruding from the fence. If you are unable to find the stile, use the gate located further west. Locate a cabbage. If you are unable to find the cabbage, look for a green blob on your screen surrounded by brown. Make sure your screen is facing north. Click the cabbage. If you are unable to click the cabbage, make sure that your mouse is properly connected to your computer. Continue clicking cabbage upwards. If you are unable to locate upwards, pick the direction the stone wall to the east goes. Once to the top, click one cabbage either to the left or right. If you are unable to find left or right, click a cabbage and hope for the best. Resume picking, but downwards. If you are unable locate downwards, follow the cabbages back in the direction of the stile. Hop the stile. If you are unable to locate the stile, use the gate. Walk to Draynor's bank. If you are unable to locate the bank, follow the strange men in green pants and tan shirts. They'll eventually take you there. Rinse and Repeat. _________________________________ Credit to Allie for being hawt model (Pok too!) and other sorts of guideness. If you want more information about the order of cabbage or anything related you can visit our website. You may also pm questions to elders, overseers and acolytes of the order (website doesn't update as often as forums), the OoC forums will get you a quicker answer to anything. :D Or even more simple, hop by the patch sometime. :)
March 20, 200719 yr Thanks, those tips really made the difference! http://z4.invisionfree.com/The_Order_of ... hp?act=idxOoC Elder..?
March 20, 200719 yr Nice guide, explains what I have been doing wrong this past year, and I shall now be a more competent cabbage picker : -Bloodangel "Unfortunately, the real world isn't the same as a fairy tale."
March 20, 200719 yr thank you peter so much now i can become cabbage picking master i read the guide and got someone to take me to patch thank you so much! =Proud member of the Order of Cabbage=
March 20, 200719 yr Great guide and humor. 10/10 Kah-Bah-Gee ftw! ~It's Super Effective! (The Zaaps Blog)~My YouTube Channel, where you get to watch me go around and make a fool out of myself and all comp capersGuides:~Yeah I wrote them once~Suggestions:~Yeah I made those once~
March 20, 200719 yr 10/10 good guide one question: what do you have to do if your screen is black??? i cant see the cabbages!!! : ultimate ham minigame guide!!!!ultimate WOM guide!!!!!
March 20, 200719 yr 10/10 good guide one question: what do you have to do if your screen is black??? i cant see the cabbages!!! : Hmm..tricky question there, Wiz. I'd suggest pushing the "On" button for your monitor. If that doesn't work, I'd check to see that it actually is a monitor and not your mother's old television. http://z4.invisionfree.com/The_Order_of ... hp?act=idxOoC Elder..?
March 20, 200719 yr alternatively, do check that your monitor is plugged into the right place on your computer, and that the power switch has been turned to the on position. thank you and have a nice day =Proud member of the Order of Cabbage=
March 20, 200719 yr Yeaaaa Free cabbage Plox Thanks to 4be2jue for the sigs. There are 10 types of people in the world - those that understand binary and those that don't!
March 20, 200719 yr Me luvs vay j00 make tis guild! I love the way you made this guide!! Yay for noob-ness!! :lol: [Whip drops: 13]
March 20, 200719 yr I have this problem. LIke, I like can't play cuz like my screen is like black, and like theres like no on button, and like I dont like have no elcetrisity, Plz help me! Dungeoneering isn't a skill. I'm faster than bots at Sorceress Garden. PM me if you want to chat. My PM is always off. My keyboard is on fire. Want some?
March 20, 200719 yr I have this problem. LIke, I like can't play cuz like my screen is like black, and like theres like no on button, and like I dont like have no elcetrisity, Plz help me! How the hell did you find this thread and managed to post here without a working screen and electricity :shock: !? T is a nice guide, I feel allot wiser now =D> Interrested in joining the cabbagy madness? Click here to go to our forums, and say hi ^^lol one of the biggest pvp updates of the year, and tip it is discussing granite
March 20, 200719 yr I have this problem. LIke, I like can't play cuz like my screen is like black, and like theres like no on button, and like I dont like have no elcetrisity, Plz help me! move out of a cardboard box : 10/10 sorry someone modded my post lol awesome
March 20, 200719 yr ROFL! thats the most hilarious guide ive ever read. Just to say, wow lol Well, i can't say its bad, but for all the cabbage lovers, its probably a 10/10 99 Fletching 99 Attack 99 Constitution 99 Cooking 99 StrengthGamertag: H8tebringer
March 20, 200719 yr Best guide ever now I can become the 1337357 cabbage picker ever!!! (wow I just made a whole word with numbers! who knew?)
March 20, 200719 yr So THAT is what those darn green blobs on the floor were! Well I learnt something today! Awesome guide :P Legends Quest Completed 4th April 2007 Combat Level 79 Visit my blog! The MrVegetable Diaries
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