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Wow, just....wow....

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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Just now in the Rants forum:

 

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Also one time I saw a thread there that made me fall out of my chair laughing :lol:. It was called ZOMG ITZ TEH GLITCHZ!!1!1!!1!!, and it read:

 

 

 

ZOMG IZ WAZ CUMIN OOT TEH SERRZ BANC AN LIEK I WAZ HOLLDIN MEH WIP AN THER WUZ TIS GLIZITCH AND ALL LIEK T BEH GON. ZOMG IMZ TEH ANGRI IZ SAVED F*RT LEK ANE YEAR FUR TAT WIP AND I WUZ ALL L;IKKE I LOZT MEH COOL WIP SON! AND DIS GUY IN TEH WILZZZ HE HAZ LIEK DIS BRONSE DAGGER AN LIEK HE HIT LIEK 1 ***AJE I WAN T NER*!!

 

 

 

ZOMG I WANTZ TEH PHREE MONEYZ!*2@@!q#@#@#@*4*53%2523AAA% qW5AAW53265

 

 

 

 

 

The first reply was pretty funny too:

 

 

 

YouÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢re going to get a PERMANENT BAN. ThatÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s right a PERMANENT BAN. And will you please type like a human and stop smashing the keyboard with a hammer?

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Wow, just....wow....

 

 

 

Hahaha. :XD:

 

 

 

Well i just died and lost 300k of items for a person 10 levels below me who hit a 3.

 

 

 

This is because i forgot to heal last fight.

 

 

 

This is my fault but it happens to people.

 

 

 

Now, i feel that your hp should show up when you enter the wilderness (cross the ditch).

 

 

 

Please dont say "Oh man, its your fault, your stupid" because i know this, my idea would just help prevent it.

 

 

 

this is the worst quest ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!its take me 5 ours and i still havent found a stinkin partner!!!!!!!!!!evry partner i find wants me 2 pay them 50k im not doin that!!!!!!!!!its IMPOSSIBLE to get a black arm gang partner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

ny1 agree!?!?!?!!?~!?!?

 

^^That one was followed by him bumping it with the word "bump" 5 times...

 

 

 

And finally, my personal favorite:

 

 

 

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I love his grammar

 

 

 

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What did he say? I dont read noobish (Yes, i'm serious, i cant understand him at all)

 

 

 

*Loads random program on desktop entitled "Noob Translator v1.3.3.7"

 

 

 

Noob Translator activated; Scanning for poor grammar.

 

 

 

Poor grammar found; translating...

 

 

 

Translation: "Why do we have to go through Tutorial Island every time we make new account???????????????????"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ok... now that all my randomness is out of my system... I swear, most of these people must do this just to try and spam. I don't see why people would pay 5 dollars a month just to spam a forum you wouldn't care about...

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I love the "I won't scam ppl too much anymore." <3: :XD: :lol:

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*badly editted image*

 

 

 

That post wasn't that funny... I didn't agree with it, but it was written with grammar and presented itself in a mature, intelligent way.

 

 

 

Wish I could the say the same about your editting, which is what made my laugh when looking at this picture. :XD:

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*badly editted image*

 

 

 

That post wasn't that funny... I didn't agree with it, but it was written with grammar and presented itself in a mature, intelligent way.

 

 

 

Wish I could the say the same about your editting, which is what made my laugh when looking at this picture. :XD:

 

 

 

+1 lmao. i think the post went above his head.

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Wow, looks who's being heartless today. "we wouldnt want your feelings hurt :boohoo: ". You seem a lot like the immature noobs driving runescape into the ground. His post was well-meaning, had good grammar, and everything was spelled correctly.

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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I See London, I See France!!

 

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Hi there!

 

 

 

I am a girl of runescape, and Im just here to bring something to light.

 

 

 

As a girl of runescape I sometimes wear a skirt with my outfit or when I have no armor on I chose a skirt for my regular clothes.

 

 

 

As all you FEMALE player's know that when you sit down on a chair or a bench or w/e is able to be sat on, your character rudley spreads her legs with a skirt on. -.-

 

 

 

This is just un-fit for a lady and you can see up you know where.

 

 

 

What I am suggesting along with this rant is have the woman CROSS HER LEGS.

 

 

 

This is completly nececarry for any woman wearing a skirt.

 

 

 

Maybe if there wearing pants they dont have to cross there legs. But if there wearing a skirt I see fit for them to do it.

 

 

 

I think this would make runescape a much more enjoyable place for all the girls!

 

 

 

Thanks.

 

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I See London, I See France!!

 

Code of Conduct

 

> RuneScape Forums > Rants > I See London, I See France!!

 

<< first < prev Page of 83 next > last >>

 

Refresh

 

 

 

Xx Relentlis

 

 

 

18-Aug-2007 04:34:26

 

Hi there!

 

 

 

I am a girl of runescape, and Im just here to bring something to light.

 

 

 

As a girl of runescape I sometimes wear a skirt with my outfit or when I have no armor on I chose a skirt for my regular clothes.

 

 

 

As all you FEMALE player's know that when you sit down on a chair or a bench or w/e is able to be sat on, your character rudley spreads her legs with a skirt on. -.-

 

 

 

This is just un-fit for a lady and you can see up you know where.

 

 

 

What I am suggesting along with this rant is have the woman CROSS HER LEGS.

 

 

 

This is completly nececarry for any woman wearing a skirt.

 

 

 

Maybe if there wearing pants they dont have to cross there legs. But if there wearing a skirt I see fit for them to do it.

 

 

 

I think this would make runescape a much more enjoyable place for all the girls!

 

 

 

Thanks.

 

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I saw that one. It was uber funny.

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I actually fell off my chair laughing at the bus one and gp one. :lol:

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