I love this thread, one of my favorites. Can't say I've been up to much more lately than posted on this thread. This was back when my posting style was attention-seeking and generally n00by.

Wow, I thought getting detention for leading a school riot was bad. Some of you are just, scary. Can I ask a question? (Ideal response: Yes) What is the point of hacking into school computers? I know it can be fun, but I can name a couple dozen others ways to have that kind of fun. No offense to any involved parties, and I really mean not to take offense, but to me the kind of "hacking" that this thread has seen sounds more or less so "Showing-off".

 

 

 

I do it to prove our system is vulnerable to the weakest forum of hacking.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I've been suspended (Edit) 3 times for computer related incidents..

 

 

 

 

 

For example.

 

 

 

I used a older teacher version of synchroneyes to control everyone's computer at my school and made the message "I was looking at porn" appear on everyone's computer.

 

 

 

I got a hold of the school systems tech guy's password and gained access to over 5000 people's personal information like phone number, address, and social security number.

 

 

 

I still have a working back door into the admins computer I can access from anywhere lawl.

 

 

 

I am still that quiet kid that no one would ever suspect to do anything stupid.

 

 

 

I still haven't been arrested..yet. :ugeek: :ugeek: :ugeek: :ugeek: :ugeek:

 

 

 

Thank god for wireless hacking.

 

 

 

I've must of hacked the system hundreds of times. Thank God for vb6 and the winsock control as well.

 

 

 

[hide=Speaking of batch programs]A fun one to do is

 

 

 

echo The C:\ Drive will be Erased in 5 seconds

echo ....

echo 4

echo ....

echo 3

echo ....

echo 2

echo ....

echo 1

echo ....

echo C:\ Drive has been successfully wiped, now restarting computer...

shutdown -s

 

 

 

If you have access to any vb.net compiler like visual studio 2008...

 

for i = 1 to 100

console.beep()

msgbox("You are a [developmentally delayed]", Msgboxstyle=Critical 'Cant remember offhand)

next i

shell("""cmd[Caution: Executable File]""")

sendkeys.send ("shutdown" & "-s -t 60" & ({~}))

 

 

 

 

 

This well make the computer beep 100 times and do 100 msgboxes. then shutdown computer.

 

I love vb.net =p[/hide]

Once, i bent down to pick up a pencil, and the teacher behind me farted, blamed it on me, and made it look like i farted in her face....... This was like 2nd grade.

 

 

 

Off Topic:(well, this is an off topic forum :) )LOL, some other kid, in gym, we were playing volleyball, and some fat kid tried to jump in the front and knocked the volley ball net over lmfao!!!! and that same kid, we were playing ping pong at a party somewhere else, and he sat on the table and broke it in half!!! :lol:

Well, I'm pretty good lol.

 

 

 

Worst thing is hardly even bad, just got caught at the chip store across the road from our school during class time, wehn I wasn't supposed to be there.

 

....Good thing I had an old note from a teacher when I was meant to buy them for a shared lunch some other time.

 

So really nothing happened anyway...

Well, I'm pretty good lol.

 

 

 

Worst thing is hardly even bad, just got caught at the chip store across the road from our school during class time, wehn I wasn't supposed to be there.

 

....Good thing I had an old note from a teacher when I was meant to buy them for a shared lunch some other time.

 

So really nothing happened anyway...

 

 

 

I had my mom write me a note saying I could walk to MCdonalds across the street from school for lunch and the principal actually let me =p

Making out

 

 

 

not bad. it's pretty funny in retrospect lol...when it happened it wasn't so funny though.

 

I mean, it was after school was out and this teacher came out of the room and well...there we were.

I behave at school. I think the worst was pasting a "Kick Me" sign on a fellow students back.

Well i told my friend how to bypass webpage blocks and he went to look up M rated stuff andgot caught but...

 

 

 

I was in study hall and i had an old vietnam teacher with a spanish accent so under my name in the signout sheet i put

 

 

 

Name: Soulja boy, Going to: Home, Return: Never

 

 

 

(i had to fill out the date and stuff also but...)

 

 

 

Now imagine an old vietnam spanish teacher yelling "WHO IS SOULJA BOY" and then asking people "ARE YOU SOULJA BOY?" but really loud and i was never caught. (true story)

 

 

 

Worst thing i was caught for would be having a story about someone being "happy" and saying bad crap about them but i didnt even get a detention. (also true)

 

 

 

Ps: In computer lit i went and played runescape all period long, got my self a wc lvl.

I got in major trouble for making out with my old girlfriend for ten minutes straight.

 

 

 

We were on the field, in front of the staff room, and basically snogged. Hard. So my teacher decieded to *keep an eye on me*

 

 

 

IT turns out the she was stalking me, and saw me off on a date with my girlfriend. Meh. I got a big lecture about how I shouldn't ruin my reputation by snogging girls in public :lol: .

 

 

 

NOTE: If any teachers are reading this and actively participates in monitoring someones private life.... :shame:

Ive got a few things, most not caught.

 

 

 

I cuss a lot in band class, roflmfao I've only got in trouble once for that because I told a kid to lick his genitals.

 

 

 

Just in my 7th grade year this kid lost a race during the after lunch period, and he said he was too fast. So I said 'yea ok *insert name*' after a chick next to me said no you just suck.. He came up to me, called me gay...I was leaning on this pole, these 3 girls on the other side i was talking to...When he got close enough... BOOM! With my rather huge feet, I swiftly destroyed his nuts. Yea, those girls started laughing. *HERO OF THE DAY*

 

 

 

I gave my language teacher a hard time in 7th grade. Yea, I had to write 100 sentences a lot.

 

Good hand exercise.

Hmmm probably climbing through a window when that department of the school was locked, detention for breaking and entering :D

i didnt really do anything bad, but it was still really funny to see.

 

 

 

an assembly about safety just finished in the gym. i tell my friend im gonna go ask to get a drink and he says me too, we both know the teacher wouldnt let us both go at the same time :roll: so we both started sprinting to ask her first. for some odd reason, another one of our teachers comes chasing after us and tells us to stop running (while he's running). my friend and i jump over the bench that was in the middle of the gym and the teacher chasing us trips over it and starts turning read and gets furious with us. he kicks open the door and says "JEREMY AND ANDREW GET YOUR [wagon] OVER HERE". so we slowly walk over through the door, out of the gym and talks apologizes for going to insane. i'll tell you my friend and i were both so scared when we had to go to his class the next day though :lol:

 

 

 

p.s. that was in grade 8

I got caught "fighting" once. Other than that I don't really get caught for stuff much. One time me and my friend were sitting in science class (last class of the day) and we had a substitute teacher. There was like 10 minutes left in the class and she wasn't looking so we just left lol.

 

Ended up having to spend the following last period class in the office, beats writing notes :thumbup:

I would of thought toast would of been caught doing somthing worse ^^

 

 

 

But i remember i had a sub and said "ship" and then i was almost in a "ship" load of trouble but like 12 kids had said i said ship

Chemistry was fun last year. On one day we were using chemicals and I mixed 2 of them together to result in a rotten egg smell. I used a lot, maybe half a liter of each into a blocked sink so it would just sit there mixing with other stuff people put in.

 

:? Didn't get caught and my teacher never found out where it came from even though he stood over it inhaling deep for a few seconds before opening a window behind it. :lol:

 

 

 

Fun times and next year I get to take AP Chemistry so that means even more dangerous chemicals :thumbsup: .

My social studies teacher found the picture I drew in my friends notebook. It was a picture of a male part holding two guns....like the drawings in Superbad. She kinda just laughed, never got in trouble.

Im not at liberty to say

 

*cough* hacking *cough*

Set off a bunch of old techs just outside the teacher's rooms.I ran to my class (opposite) and watched from there.Sadly they already know me for my job #-o

When I got expelled for carrying illegal substances

I would of thought toast would of been caught doing somthing worse ^^

 

 

 

I don't get caught ;)

dug a 4 and a half foot deep hole in the "nice" grass and buried my short freind up to his chin.... just as the crabbyest teacher in the whole school walks up. missed 1 resses

 

4th grade

 

i got away with it cause i was like 5 foot 7 then and the teacher was like 5 foot

 

i was freakishly tall and pretty strong so i intemidated her

 

 

 

also got away with making a lazerpen(can find it on youtube) and setting off a fire sprinkler... :twisted:

 

no evedence that i did it

I'm pretty good, but just get in trouble for random things. In one year, I got about 30 detentions.

Elementary School: Probably the time I got caught shoving this kid's face into mud, that was fun.

 

 

 

Middle School: Bringing a Sharpie into school and drawing a landscape on the bathroom stall that covered the whole wall haha.

 

 

 

High School: I settled down in high school and didn't get into too much trouble, except when we saran wrapped the principal's car during one of the football games. He thought it was funny as all hell, but the janitor that caught us didn't. We knew our principal would like it and that's how we got the balls to do it.

Oh yeah, in science once, I put together near every chemical that the science department had in stock, and my friend inhaled the fumes and fainted, and as he fell hit his head on the corner of a desk. Not pretty.

Well, I really haven't gotten in trouble for doing anything serious/interesting. However, one classmate in the 6th grade literally stood on his desk and started dancing when the teacher left the room. It was hilarious at the time. He got expelled eventually after doing some other stuff. He was a crazy hyper kid.