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K: Flooded most of the basement of my old elementary school.

 

3rd: Flooded an upstairs bathroom.

 

4th: Beat the crap out of some kid who kept pushing me.

 

6th: Broke some windows at my new junior high.

 

7th: Lit off some bottle rockets in the hallway, dropped lit smoke bombs down the stairwells. It took them days to get the stains out... :D

 

8th: Lit a few fires in trash cans, roman candle fight.

 

9th: On the school laptops, some friends and I messed around with other people's files, the only one I really remember was some guy changing this girl's portfolio piece into something that I probably shouldn't post on a G forum. Also, a group of people got together to steal this biology teacher's doll that she used in class, as revenge for her being a [bleep] to everyone. It ended up missing a leg, hung from a stairwell. She cried. (The teacher)

 

 

 

After I got into 10th, I stopped doing that sort of crap. (For the most part...) I guess I'm saving my efforts for the senior prank.

 

 

 

 

 

Amazingly, the worst I've ever been punished is with a lunch detention in junior high (You are forced to sit away from everyone else and not talk. For 20 minutes. :roll: ), apart from that, I've managed to talk my way out of every detention and referral.

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I do alot of random stuff.. Almost never get caught...

 

 

 

Most recent thing I can remember where I was.. like half caught I guess I could say..

 

Well we need to wear a belt and tuck our shirts in at my school. So me and 1 friend were in homeroom (he was sitting at a computer), and the teacher was on the other side of the room. Since I didnt put my belt on before leaving home, I got it out of my backpack, and thought for a sec.. Wait.. good oppourtunities here... Well I kinda took both ends of the belt, in one hand.. and whipped it on his arm.. He screamed like a little [bleep].. :lol: the teacher was about 3 feet away.. and I was like.. [cabbage] CAUGHT! And i've only been in school 10 mins... #-o . Well He had to have been clueless and blind.. Because he didn't say anything.. 8-)

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me and a few people who work for the auditorium know where the intercom is hooked up before it goes to all of the speakers. We ran it into my friend's laptops voice changer. Every time he made an announcement that day, he sounded like a girl , a robot, or the guy off of the saw movies .

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Let's see, being caught for "hacking" for using Mozilla Firefox on the computers #-o, throwing snowballs, getting blamed for drawing a "Book 'O Manparts", punching some kid for drawing male genitals all over my book (same kid who made the book of manparts), yelling at the same kid for drawing manparts all over my locker, and swearing a lot. Also, I got in trouble from the tech as there was a lot of things on my home drive that he was "concerned" about. They were nothing but prank batch files that did absolutely nothing and a few games... -.-

 

 

 

That kid has to grow up. Now that we're in high school, he still does it. :wall: Good thing he's taking Applied and I'm taking Academic.

 

 

 

Um... that kid needs a hobby :?

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Let's see, being caught for "hacking" for using Mozilla Firefox on the computers #-o, throwing snowballs, getting blamed for drawing a "Book 'O Manparts", punching some kid for drawing male genitals all over my book (same kid who made the book of manparts), yelling at the same kid for drawing manparts all over my locker, and swearing a lot. Also, I got in trouble from the tech as there was a lot of things on my home drive that he was "concerned" about. They were nothing but prank batch files that did absolutely nothing and a few games... -.-

 

 

 

That kid has to grow up. Now that we're in high school, he still does it. :wall: Good thing he's taking Applied and I'm taking Academic.

 

 

 

Um... that kid needs a hobby :?

 

 

 

His hobby is playing Counter Strike all day saying he's "t3h pwnage". The rest of the day, he just watches pornography. :roll:

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Let's see, being caught for "hacking" for using Mozilla Firefox on the computers #-o, throwing snowballs, getting blamed for drawing a "Book 'O Manparts", punching some kid for drawing male genitals all over my book (same kid who made the book of manparts), yelling at the same kid for drawing manparts all over my locker, and swearing a lot. Also, I got in trouble from the tech as there was a lot of things on my home drive that he was "concerned" about. They were nothing but prank batch files that did absolutely nothing and a few games... -.-

 

 

 

That kid has to grow up. Now that we're in high school, he still does it. :wall: Good thing he's taking Applied and I'm taking Academic.

 

 

 

Um... that kid needs a hobby :?

 

 

 

He has one: drawing "manparts". :lol:

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Cool thread, I got loads of ideas I could type out but I'll just add the one I find the most hilarious:

 

My friend showed me how to steal from the candy vending machine at school, and I tried it once during a weekend I had to go to school to practice for a show. I was alone in the big cafeteria, grabbing at the bottom of chip bags when a student who I never saw before walked by. I we said our awkward "hi"s and I continued stealing. I hear him walk over, probably out of curiosity and hear him take something out of his pocket. I didn't look back, and he started talking to me (in French):

 

 

 

-What are you doing there?

 

-Getting free food, want some?

 

-No thanks. Who showed you how to do that?

 

-Uh, I dunno? (I hear the click of a walkie-talkie)

 

-Get the head-security guard to the cafeteria, now!

 

-wat

 

 

 

OOO, ANOTHER ONE (that I never got caught for):

 

Me and my friend (I forget what his name was) were throwing grapes at each other in the cafeteria in grade 4. We always made sure to pick them back up because we heard people could slip on them and break a hip. Obviously one got away and we let it roll off, and 5 minutes later we hear a teacher fall and break her arm. I looked over at my friend at the same time as he did, totally stunned and he said "THE GRAPE!".

 

hahahahaahaha, his face expression will be forever burned into my mind.

 

 

 

 

 

sooo many more... must get back to biology though :(

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One day, we were on the laptops and me and my friends were playing RuneScape, the teacher looked over my shoulder and said, "RuneScape, eh? What level are you?", I just responded with "Fifty-Five." and he said, "I'm level fifty-two, wanna duel?"

 

 

 

Oh, wait, that's the best thing I've ever gotten caught.

 

 

 

I also brought some lipgloss to school (I'm a guy, it fell in my backpack) and got my friend to eat some of it. I then got caught...douchebag teacher...

 

 

 

Yet another thing was I mixed some chemicals together on a bunsen burner (Safe chemicals), WHOOOM, [bleep]ing flame shoots out five feet.

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One day, we were on the laptops and me and my friends were playing RuneScape, the teacher looked over my shoulder and said, "RuneScape, eh? What level are you?", I just responded with "Fifty-Five." and he said, "I'm level fifty-two, wanna duel?"

 

 

 

 

That's pretty epic.

 

 

 

Well... I guess not as epic as finding out your programming teacher (I'm in college) is a /b/tard. That was pretty epic.

 

 

 

Though, I swear he failed me for the lulz. I turned in every assignment and I know I got A's on 3/4ths of 'em.

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When the computer teacher wasn't looking, I entered a site that would project a Rick-Roll that would flash around the screen on several classmate's computers, and every time someone tried to close the window, it would display the lyrics to "Never gonna give you up"

 

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Also, I've been caught sticking notes on people and playing games on the compter, all kiddy stuff \'

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When the computer teacher wasn't looking, I entered a site that would project a Rick-Roll that would flash around the screen on several classmate's computers, and every time someone tried to close the window, it would display the lyrics to "Never gonna give you up"

 

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Also, I've been caught sticking notes on people and playing games on the compter, all kiddy stuff \'

 

 

 

bahahaha do what I did, put it on mah flashdrived and named it funny vid. I should put it in the main folder so that people might view it :XD:

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Peeing in a bottle during class in 6th. I was in the back row, so everything proceeded good. I mean what can you do with a dumb teacher that will not let you on a wc and have this blind respect for him cuz youre still a child? -.-

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Someone was looking up porn on my account when I was going to the bathroom. I now know not to leave my computer unattended. (The investigation is "pending". :roll: God, the principal is definately biased. If she at least asked someone who was there at the time, then she would get the full story. :wall: )

 

 

 

I don't know if this is on topic, but a friend of mine got suspended for someone sending them emails full of inappropriate content (same guy looking up stuff on my account). He said, "You're only getting my in trouble because I'm black", and the principal was speechless. In fact, she sent the vice-principal out to suspend him instead. :lol:

 

 

 

And no, my whole school isn't full of immature idiots. It's just 4 people who do this.

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It's not about me, but a friend of mine has been refused to be taught by a teacher. :lol: Firstly, she dropped a cake on the floor, stepped on it and gave the teacher some, which gave the teacher food poisoning I think. And Secondly she called the teacher a sketty d*ke. :lol:

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My friend was getting rather "cuddly" with a wall for laughs (nothing obscene, just kinda disturbing) while the teacher was out of the room. She walks in and stares at him. If an entire classroom could be utterly speechless and confused as how to act next, we all were. It was a real "what the hell?" moment of silence, and then the teacher says "Can you imagine walking in on me doing that?" With the awkward silence relieved, we all burst out laughing. Thankfully he didnt get in trouble.

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Perhaps going into the girls bathroom to make out with my girlfriend (during lessons) wasn't such a good idea... -.-

 

 

 

I felt so stupid after that.. especially after the whole school found out #-o

 

 

 

Some guy earlier in the topic said a slightly more disturbing thing was made more exciting with the risk of being caught, believe me, that applies to kissing, to. \'

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Paper ball fights =D>

 

 

 

 

 

Oh my god. I remember doing those last year and the year before. SOOO much fun. It's like playing Russian Roulette, especially with a strict teacher - you have to hope that they don't hear a ball hitting something or giggles from people. But yeah, we had a sub in one of my classes, we had like 6 people throwing things at once when he'd turn around. It was hilarious.

 

 

 

We had a sub in Science once. He had to be 70-80. So this guy throws a paper ball at me in the back of my head (he was sitting behind me). I turn around to pick it up. The freaking teacher yelled at me and told me to go sit at another table. I got so mad. I think I almost got sent to the office or whatever.

 

 

 

Ha, reading this reminded me of a lot of stuff like this that used to happen to me.

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Perhaps going into the girls bathroom to make out with my girlfriend (during lessons) wasn't such a good idea... -.-

 

 

 

I felt so stupid after that.. especially after the whole school found out #-o

 

 

 

Some guy earlier in the topic said a slightly more disturbing thing was made more exciting with the risk of being caught, believe me, that applies to kissing, to. \'

 

 

 

At my school there's no need to go into a bathroom to kiss/make out. It's fairly well accepted to just go at it in the hallway.

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My friend last year tried to open a bug window from the third story window - it fell backwards. It was so slow, like something in a movie, and we all just stared. No one seemed to notice. It was really funny though, a major "WTF!" moment.

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Perhaps going into the girls bathroom to make out with my girlfriend (during lessons) wasn't such a good idea... -.-

 

 

 

I felt so stupid after that.. especially after the whole school found out #-o

 

 

 

Some guy earlier in the topic said a slightly more disturbing thing was made more exciting with the risk of being caught, believe me, that applies to kissing, to. \'

 

 

 

At my school there's no need to go into a bathroom to kiss/make out. It's fairly well accepted to just go at it in the hallway.

 

 

 

Hehe, I see it all the time in the hallway. When I see it, I pretend I forgot something and move the other way rather quickly.

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Hmm..Worst things I got caught doing..

 

 

 

Yeah, I know I listed a few things, but they're all pretty much the same in severity.

 

 

 

Well, there was making small explosives in chemistry. That was a good day.

 

 

 

Stealing matches/chemicals from the lab (though my teachers were cool and they knew I wasn't going to use them to blow up the school, just a mailbox or two :twisted: ).

 

 

 

Throwing a kid into a locker (happened a few days ago actually), dean let me off.

 

 

 

I don't think any staff caught me, but I'm sure someone saw me throw a kid down the staircase.

 

 

 

Nearly got caught trying to cut through a flimsy bike lock, but we had a "sentry" or two, and they stopped anyone from getting in trouble. And I knew the person whose lock I was cutting, it was just going to be revenge.

 

 

 

I'll just throw fighting in here, because I don't have enough time to go though every fight I've ever been in.

 

 

 

As for stuff I didn't get caught doing, we could start a thread on RSOF and get close to filling it up (well, maybe not, but I do break the rules nearly every day..Usually it's just carrying contraband like matches)...

 

 

 

I gotta start keeping a log of all the horrible things I do..Although I went through psychology and was diagnosed as pretty much normal, except more sadistic than your average person.

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