^^^Pmsl. What a stupid noob. O,o

Ignorance is bliss :

 

 

 

I will help sometimes when I'm in a good mood though. However, I'm in a bad mood on days ending with 'y' :P

 

 

 

That's Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday...!! Hold on a sec, it's all of them! #-o

 

 

 

 

 

I once was so damn annoyed at one noob, so I gave him like 50k and a leftover rune plate. Guess what? Yeah, he wanted more.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

this just shows people (especially the stupid species) are never satisfied or grateful, they're just annoying parasites and pest.

 

I wonder whehter is pesticide an effective way to kill noobs.

Enter a building with a door...go in..then..one space outside, with noob still inside..shut door..run away. If this doesn't work and other approaches don't work either, add em to ignore and switch worlds smarty.

Ignorance is bliss :

 

 

 

I will help sometimes when I'm in a good mood though. However, I'm in a bad mood on days ending with 'y' :P

So you'll help me tomorrow? Oh wait, tomorrow never comes... What about June 1?

 

 

 

I must admit, I am seeing some interesting ways to rid yourself of these people...

Lol Pasta, Thats a good one. But what'd you do if they ask for things?

 

Congratulations! You just advanced a Begging level

 

Your Begging level is now 99

First, I start saying these things in Spanish to drive them away:

 

 

 

No hablo ingles (I don't speak English)

 

 

 

Yo hablo espanol? (Do you speak Spanish?)

 

 

 

Posas gratis por favor (free stuff please)

 

 

 

Una hamburgesa y papas fritas por favor (One hamburger and french fries please)

 

 

 

If those don't work, I warn them I'm going to take them to where they can die. If they still follow, I lead them to one of these places, depending where they are.

 

 

 

Falador: Highway men to the south

 

 

 

Draynor Village: Draynor manor, let the trees eat them, or just tell them to enter the manor and run away without telling them how to get out

 

 

 

Port Sarim: See Falador

 

 

 

Lumbridge: The mugger nearby the yew tree and the farming patch

 

 

 

Al-Karid: Walk through the gate multiple times until they run out of money (doesn't work if they've done Prince Ali Rescue)

 

 

 

Varrok: Either the mugger near Audbury's rune shop, or the dark wizards.

 

 

 

Edgeville: Into the dungeon, and if they follow, take them to the skeletons.

 

 

 

Barbarian village: Stronghold of security, then run through the portals into where the cradle of life is.

 

 

 

Karamja: Take them to the scorpions on the volcano.

 

 

 

if all fails, home tele, and log out at the last second.

 

 

 

Man, I'm mean. :-w

lol

thousands of techniques..

 

 

 

-teleport

 

-run far

 

-if they trade me, i turn public chat off and i keep clicking trade in the chat screen to spam them with trades.

 

-if they trade i keep the trade window open and go afk

 

-if they trade i put something expensive in then keep trade window open and go afk

 

-if they trade, i accept 1st screen then decline and say oops, repeat for hours

 

-they follow me, i follow them back and put public chat off and go afk

 

-they follow me, i go afk

 

-they follow me, i ignore their existance 100% and do what im doing

 

-call them a noob

 

-say lol to anything they say or do

 

-logout and switch worlds

 

-go in a house and close door on them until they come out then i go inside the door and stay in there and if theres a ladder inside i climb up the ladder and teleport, they will be waiting outside the door waiting for me to come out etc

 

 

 

once a person follows me, all attention goes on them, i dont even care what im doing, its a game, i make the best of it

lol @ all of the techniques. they seem well thought out.

 

First, I start saying these things in Spanish to drive them away:

 

 

 

No hablo ingles (I don't speak English)

 

 

 

Yo hablo espanol? (Do you speak Spanish?)

 

 

 

Posas gratis por favor (free stuff please)

 

 

What you said:

 

No hablo ingles --> I don't speak English

 

Yo hablo espanol? --> I speak Spanish?

 

Posas gratis por favor --> You sit free please?

 

 

 

=D>

 

So what did you say your Spanish grades were?

 

 

 

I like speaking in Spanish as well. Except I make sense

what i would do is tele and most of the time i need it anyway, and sometimes i log out when i need to switch worlds or when im done playing when they do that.

Ignore them.

 

 

 

Or talk to them if I'm in a good mood.

 

O:)

Walk silently. For me, silence is the same as telling them to go the hell away, 'cept it works :lol:

 

 

 

 

Take them to StoneHenge. Probably most popular.

 

 

 

 

 

wow that would be called luring...

 

i hate people who take lower levels to there death..

 

 

 

i just usally talk to them... and then ask to not follow me

 

 

 

No it isn't. If I plan to walk to the dark wizards and don't pay any heed to the noob nor say a word to him/her, it's their stupid fault for continuing to follow me.

it truly depends what i do if a noob follows me.

 

1) If they are looking for a certain city, i tell'm the right direction to go.

 

2) If they beg me for cash, i tell'm that i'm not charity, and that making $ makes you feel better when you truly earned it.

 

3) If they are there to try and get items off me, i tell'm the store/place which usually has them.

 

4) If they're following me to annoy me...well...i usually go to my bank and get a willow log, then walk a bit farther, drop it, tell them that i dropped a rlly good item, and run while they're waiting.(if i don't have willows when they do that, then i use rlly low hp healing food such as anchovies)

I first ask them what they want. If its a dumb question or something like that I just answer..

 

 

 

If they want free stuff such and wont leave me I go around presenting them to everyone as my "Pet Noob" :)

 

 

 

 

 

Most of the time I end up shouting "Selling Pet Noob!!!!".. I get an offer, accept. And have the noob follow the other person. :mrgreen:

 

 

 

And I am NOT kidding :thumbsup:

i tell those noobs to get me something hard to get like the imp beads or something that takes a long time to make like a pizza :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

a typical conversation:

 

-noob follows me-

 

me:???

 

noob:phr33 st00f pl0x

 

me:why not make your own money? it is more profitable then begging

 

noob:plz!

 

me:gives 1 gp

 

noob:omg noob more

I let follow me. Then eventually I'll walk somewhere that scares them and they will stop following :lol:

 

Or they can just keep following me forever, I don't mind, it's extra fun.

It depends how annoying they are.

 

 

 

If it's just a single question noob, I often answer it and then he runs off.

 

 

 

But if it's one of those pesky persistant noobs that you just can't get rid of I often walk into a house, walk outside and shut the door so he's stuck in there and I run off :P

found out a new fun thing to do:

 

 

 

noob: phr33 st00f pl0x

 

me: ok

 

*trade*

 

me:*acept*

 

noob:*acept*

 

me: there you go gave u bank space

 

8-)

I don't usualy aknowledge their existance o.O Usually I just continue on what I'm doing and they get bored, if they don't I just drop yews or swordfish in a big long line and they follow it all the way to the wilderness (from edgeville yews to the wilderness, then I come back before they start appearing, then they follow the line away from me)

well, im usually around fally, and thats really far from lumby so i hardly ever get noobs followin me, ya ive actuallly havent had a nub follow me in a long time

 

 

 

id probly just ignore him, its not like hes slowin me down

I would tele or logout, and most of the time i needed to tele or switch worlds anyway or im about done playing for the day anyway.

i mostly do something like this=

 

him/her=hi

 

me=hi

 

him/her=money pl0x

 

me=cake is purple with pony

 

him/her=give me money

 

me=cabbage is green

 

or something like that depends what pops into my head :P

 

mostly they walk of and say noob :P

if they dont beg i give them some money or armour w/e.

 

other wise i just walk to really random places an through doors and stuff its quite funny. :lol: