RayOxide Posted April 30, 2007 Author Share Posted April 30, 2007 ^^^Pmsl. What a stupid noob. O,o I dont need a siggy no moar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paaaaaaaasta Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 Ignorance is bliss : I will help sometimes when I'm in a good mood though. However, I'm in a bad mood on days ending with 'y' :P That's Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday...!! Hold on a sec, it's all of them! #-o I once was so damn annoyed at one noob, so I gave him like 50k and a leftover rune plate. Guess what? Yeah, he wanted more. this just shows people (especially the stupid species) are never satisfied or grateful, they're just annoying parasites and pest. I wonder whehter is pesticide an effective way to kill noobs. Llama song FTW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRAYN_HAVOC Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 Enter a building with a door...go in..then..one space outside, with noob still inside..shut door..run away. If this doesn't work and other approaches don't work either, add em to ignore and switch worlds smarty. Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?Final Fantasy 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unkn0wnwarrior Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 Ignorance is bliss : I will help sometimes when I'm in a good mood though. However, I'm in a bad mood on days ending with 'y' :PSo you'll help me tomorrow? Oh wait, tomorrow never comes... What about June 1? I must admit, I am seeing some interesting ways to rid yourself of these people... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brunokiller Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 Lol Pasta, Thats a good one. But what'd you do if they ask for things? Congratulations! You just advanced a Begging level Your Begging level is now 99 My blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manato0 Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 First, I start saying these things in Spanish to drive them away: No hablo ingles (I don't speak English) Yo hablo espanol? (Do you speak Spanish?) Posas gratis por favor (free stuff please) Una hamburgesa y papas fritas por favor (One hamburger and french fries please) If those don't work, I warn them I'm going to take them to where they can die. If they still follow, I lead them to one of these places, depending where they are. Falador: Highway men to the south Draynor Village: Draynor manor, let the trees eat them, or just tell them to enter the manor and run away without telling them how to get out Port Sarim: See Falador Lumbridge: The mugger nearby the yew tree and the farming patch Al-Karid: Walk through the gate multiple times until they run out of money (doesn't work if they've done Prince Ali Rescue) Varrok: Either the mugger near Audbury's rune shop, or the dark wizards. Edgeville: Into the dungeon, and if they follow, take them to the skeletons. Barbarian village: Stronghold of security, then run through the portals into where the cradle of life is. Karamja: Take them to the scorpions on the volcano. if all fails, home tele, and log out at the last second. Man, I'm mean. :-w ...............___@@@ ___-----weeewoooweeewoooo......____//_____?___\\__ ___----,o-----GrammarPolice ----@)----`----(@)=========(@)- `Skiller: Maurdin, Black(omgracist) pure: Alotofnoobs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faysal56 Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 lol ____/ \ \ _ / |\ || | \ / \ / | \ |\____/ \_/ \_/ | \| A G E Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBC3 Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 thousands of techniques.. -teleport -run far -if they trade me, i turn public chat off and i keep clicking trade in the chat screen to spam them with trades. -if they trade i keep the trade window open and go afk -if they trade i put something expensive in then keep trade window open and go afk -if they trade, i accept 1st screen then decline and say oops, repeat for hours -they follow me, i follow them back and put public chat off and go afk -they follow me, i go afk -they follow me, i ignore their existance 100% and do what im doing -call them a noob -say lol to anything they say or do -logout and switch worlds -go in a house and close door on them until they come out then i go inside the door and stay in there and if theres a ladder inside i climb up the ladder and teleport, they will be waiting outside the door waiting for me to come out etc once a person follows me, all attention goes on them, i dont even care what im doing, its a game, i make the best of it 4000000657th to 99 cookin555555406th to 99 flethcin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soldier_side Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 lol @ all of the techniques. they seem well thought out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daskos99 Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 First, I start saying these things in Spanish to drive them away: No hablo ingles (I don't speak English) Yo hablo espanol? (Do you speak Spanish?) Posas gratis por favor (free stuff please) What you said: No hablo ingles --> I don't speak English Yo hablo espanol? --> I speak Spanish? Posas gratis por favor --> You sit free please? =D> So what did you say your Spanish grades were? I like speaking in Spanish as well. Except I make sense Any fool can write a rule, but any fool will mind it--ThoreauFlickr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purpieman2 Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 what i would do is tele and most of the time i need it anyway, and sometimes i log out when i need to switch worlds or when im done playing when they do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparticus348 Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 Ignore them. Or talk to them if I'm in a good mood. O:) Break Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hevendor_Guy Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 Walk silently. For me, silence is the same as telling them to go the hell away, 'cept it works :lol: Take them to StoneHenge. Probably most popular. wow that would be called luring... i hate people who take lower levels to there death.. i just usally talk to them... and then ask to not follow me No it isn't. If I plan to walk to the dark wizards and don't pay any heed to the noob nor say a word to him/her, it's their stupid fault for continuing to follow me. There's cake through here, apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myeroboman Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 it truly depends what i do if a noob follows me. 1) If they are looking for a certain city, i tell'm the right direction to go. 2) If they beg me for cash, i tell'm that i'm not charity, and that making $ makes you feel better when you truly earned it. 3) If they are there to try and get items off me, i tell'm the store/place which usually has them. 4) If they're following me to annoy me...well...i usually go to my bank and get a willow log, then walk a bit farther, drop it, tell them that i dropped a rlly good item, and run while they're waiting.(if i don't have willows when they do that, then i use rlly low hp healing food such as anchovies) my other tip.it thing which i just found out the p/w to is myeman60... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aoe325 Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 I first ask them what they want. If its a dumb question or something like that I just answer.. If they want free stuff such and wont leave me I go around presenting them to everyone as my "Pet Noob" :) Most of the time I end up shouting "Selling Pet Noob!!!!".. I get an offer, accept. And have the noob follow the other person. :mrgreen: And I am NOT kidding :thumbsup: Quest cape obtained at combat level 83, march 07. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterSamus Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 i tell those noobs to get me something hard to get like the imp beads or something that takes a long time to make like a pizza :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Woot! Got total lvl 900 in f2p! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sohkmj1 Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 a typical conversation: -noob follows me- me:??? noob:phr33 st00f pl0x me:why not make your own money? it is more profitable then begging noob:plz! me:gives 1 gp noob:omg noob more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highlanders Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 I let follow me. Then eventually I'll walk somewhere that scares them and they will stop following :lol: Or they can just keep following me forever, I don't mind, it's extra fun. 2480+ total Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muscular_Ape Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 It depends how annoying they are. If it's just a single question noob, I often answer it and then he runs off. But if it's one of those pesky persistant noobs that you just can't get rid of I often walk into a house, walk outside and shut the door so he's stuck in there and I run off :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killjoyfuly Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 found out a new fun thing to do: noob: phr33 st00f pl0x me: ok *trade* me:*acept* noob:*acept* me: there you go gave u bank space 8-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Contrary Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 I don't usualy aknowledge their existance o.O Usually I just continue on what I'm doing and they get bored, if they don't I just drop yews or swordfish in a big long line and they follow it all the way to the wilderness (from edgeville yews to the wilderness, then I come back before they start appearing, then they follow the line away from me) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l0rdbarney Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 well, im usually around fally, and thats really far from lumby so i hardly ever get noobs followin me, ya ive actuallly havent had a nub follow me in a long time id probly just ignore him, its not like hes slowin me down pure:demon_x_king Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purpieman2 Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 I would tele or logout, and most of the time i needed to tele or switch worlds anyway or im about done playing for the day anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragon312 Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 i mostly do something like this= him/her=hi me=hi him/her=money pl0x me=cake is purple with pony him/her=give me money me=cabbage is green or something like that depends what pops into my head :P mostly they walk of and say noob :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Embraced Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 if they dont beg i give them some money or armour w/e. other wise i just walk to really random places an through doors and stuff its quite funny. :lol: P2P offers more and better ways of making money than f2p. That's one of the cons you just have to play with if you don't feel like having 1 bigmac meal less per month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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