xevocm8velexx Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 Eat them Or sell them as slaves on Varrock if that were possible... Lamest attempt at a lure ever.No, Ive seen "selling easter egg 5m must be level 78 77 or 76 and meet at varrock bar unarmed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paaaaaaaasta Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 pet noob, enslaved noobs..... sounds like a great idea. If there were such things, I would have gotten a zamorak full long ago. I like the one on the begging levels. hmm........ "congratulations!! you Just advanced a begging level! Your begging level is now 99!" "You can now speak advanced gibberish" "You are now a master of begging! talk to the beggar king at the beggar palace to get you begging cape and the official hobo uniform for beggars" Llama song FTW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iantiger Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 Ignoring all the way. You can usually spot a noob with telltale signs like poor grammar, or poor spelling in general, leet speak with the purpose of looking cool (although I think that's getting less common these days). Sometimes they start following you before they've even said a word, and then you can almost predict the next words they say are "Can I buy/have your armor?" or "Do you got any stuff I can have?", etc, etc. The most annoying type of noob I'm encountering at the moment are the high levelled hunters who log onto the patch I'm currently trapping, try stealing my chins, then when they realise I completely own them, they have the cheek to call ME the noob, and log out. If someone displays these signs I usually avoid talking to them altogether, or just give simple direct responses like "Yes", "No" or "Idk". Only when they prove otherwise that they're either a normal player, or a poor newb who really does need some help, will I give him or her the time of day 8-) ~Ian Retired Tip It Moderator | Zybez Radio DJ - Listen Here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayOxide Posted May 11, 2007 Author Share Posted May 11, 2007 they have the cheek to call ME the noob, and log out. Sounds like Ian got owned! Lol Joke I dont need a siggy no moar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stratotanker Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 I take them to somewhere abandoned, then cabbage bomb. After 30 seconds, noob is busy, and I tele. Sometimes, I make an arrow with the cabbages, to point the way to the wildy. :twisted: My MOD Queue and MODs - StarTrekGuide Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy_jim Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 I just keep walking, they eventualy leave. RIP Michaelangelopolousu can control my tip it account, but youll never control how fine i am!This is by FAR my favorite song: I love N_odie and would never edit his posts! I love Rainy_Day too <3 And also Cowman_133. <33 Oh, and Laikrob is a going to hunt me down and kill me like a pest kangaroo if I reveal how awesome she is. I owe tripsis skittles. DarkDude feels like he's missing out. This is my siggy! - n_odie Rainy_Day MINE! - n_odie Rainy_Day And meol shouldn't feel left out. Oh, and Y_Guy is a noob awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chase_cool7 Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 I just keep walking, they eventualy leave. exactly, you don't need to be rude they ussually need help and if their begging just keep saying no. I dont really find it that irritating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingKnight1 Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 Take them into a building, and then position myself to make it so the 'noob' is in the building, while I'm out. Shut the door and RUN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reaper88888 Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 N: Phr33 s700F5 pl00x0rs!= Ignore N:Where'd you get that bazooka(Fixed device)= Mourning's End part 1. N:Can u tak m 2 var0k!!!= Umm... Depends on the situation. And tbh, you're the only noob there if you lure newbies to the wizards because they asked a simple question... There is no meaning or truth in life but that which we create for ourselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayOxide Posted May 13, 2007 Author Share Posted May 13, 2007 N: Phr33 s700F5 pl00x0rs!= Ignore N:Where'd you get that bazooka(Fixed device)= Mourning's End part 1. N:Can u tak m 2 var0k!!!= Umm... Depends on the situation. And tbh, you're the only noob there if you lure newbies to the wizards because they asked a simple question... And you're the noob that thinks I drag them into StoneHenge if they ask a question. -.- I help. Begging, I don't take it I dont need a siggy no moar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sycosis5 Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 speak spanish to them if they reply i say can i have your babies if they still stay i tell them im gona take them to a 100mil spawn lessers :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ev3r1asting Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 Ask what they wan, walk to a store, open the door walk out close the door and run, the noob get stuck inside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pikapal17 Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 if they ask for help nicely i usually help if they are rude or beg i say "me no speakith no englesh" im not crazy everyone else is!!! unless im wrong if you give a noob a muffin he will probaly ask for another and butter scammees always believe the scammer nothing you can do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nero Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 I say: "Go away Ray Oxide" Vienna Raszyn Warsaw Klushino Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jellybean Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 found out a new fun thing to do: noob: phr33 st00f pl0x me: ok *trade* me:*acept* noob:*acept* me: there you go gave u bank space 8-) haha.. If someone's following me, I just go to the bank and go up and down the stairs... the ignore list helps too ............|>...\.|>........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizz Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 Let them follow they have to get bored someday Wongton is better than me in anyway~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayOxide Posted May 18, 2007 Author Share Posted May 18, 2007 I say: "Go away Ray Oxide" Wth? That's stupid, mate. I dont need a siggy no moar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darthaler Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 Either I stop and say "what" or take them to stonenge if they start annoying me :wall: So many blogs like this one deserve to be seen... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomster Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 That damn ditch removes one disposal method, though it is a follow-breaker. Stonehenge, Draynor Jail guards, good disposal zones! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micha499 Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 I usually just ask them why they follow and answer their questions... If they are annoying, beg or follow too long I just go walk near some agressive monsters or the Wilderness :P Or log out or teleport. ^......................Click For Highscores Of Micha499!......................^..............94+ Combat - 239+ Quest Points - 1434+ Total............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
128backwards Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 well I just respond with complete and total honestly to everything they ask. BUT I NEVER tell them I'm getting irratated or annoyed cause if you show it, they know that they are winning in the fight for "PHR33 G333P33p33z PL0X!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoidviper Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 I just talk gibberish until they give up. :thumbsup: Proud def noob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffee234 Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 let them follow me into a house, then i'll take 1 step out of the house so the noob is still inside but i'm outside. Then i just simply close the door and run away seeing the noob trying to follow me but just "sliding" across the wall O:) Nice one!! =D> I just ignore them... :-s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wizard_1315 Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 I follow them too. Our characters start "dancing" and after a while the noob gets bored and leaves me alone. Or take them to the wilderness, I do that when he is REALLY bothering me. Every path you have trod, through wilderness and through war, has led to this road... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Observer Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 If I am teleporting soon I will walk to the bank and teleport immediately. If I am not I will just add them to ignore and go on my way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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