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So, to summarise what your saying, being a prostitute is a hard job? And im not just insulting her, although i could do it all day, but she is a prostitute.

 

 

 

Nothing wrong with that. According to Carlos Mencia prostitution and/or being called a [bleep] or a hoe is a compliment. :P

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So, to summarise what your saying, being a prostitute is a hard job? And im not just insulting her, although i could do it all day, but she is a prostitute.

 

 

 

Nothing wrong with that. According to Carlos Mencia prostitution and/or being called a [bleep] or a hoe is a compliment. :P

 

 

 

I think he means that she's a media prostitute, which is much more publicly shameful.

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Why hate her? Is she really such a terrible person? She has money and she's famous. That opens a lot of doors. Unfortunately a lot of "bad" doors. I don't think she's proud of everything she has done. But who is? Is it her fault that media decides to follow her every move? I don't know, but the media delivers what the people want. Her life is glamorous and extraodinary, filled with juicy stuff to write about. I think we should lay off her back, seriously let people live their lives.

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So, to summarise what your saying, being a prostitute is a hard job? And im not just insulting her, although i could do it all day, but she is a prostitute.

 

 

 

Nothing wrong with that. According to Carlos Mencia prostitution and/or being called a [bleep] or a hoe is a compliment. :P

 

 

 

Carlos Mencia is also a joke-stealing hack.

 

 

 

Christ, you guys ALL have severely bad judgements of character.

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Would you believe all this media attention? Our local news channel called her story "breaking news" and spent well over 5 minutes on the story that yes, Paris will be doing jail time. And you know what really disappoints me? The fact that right after her story, they spent a WHOPPING 25 seconds talking about a local soldier killed in the line of duty while on tour in Iraq. Makes me sick. :wall:

 

 

 

http://www.tmz.com/2007/05/06/paris-to- ... f-cruelty/

 

 

 

 

 

http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=3143 ... SFeeds0312

 

 

 

*Fixed the links*

 

 

 

Am I the only person who's sick of this media thirsty Barbie-Wannabe?

 

 

 

Whenever a celebrity does something crazy like go to jail its all over the news, I wish they could show something nice in the news for once.

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You guys say "I hate Paris Hilton, they spend so much time talking about her!"

 

 

 

Yet here we stand, 6 pages all about Paris.

 

 

 

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So, to summarise what your saying, being a prostitute is a hard job? And im not just insulting her, although i could do it all day, but she is a prostitute.

 

 

 

Nothing wrong with that. According to Carlos Mencia prostitution and/or being called a [bleep] or a hoe is a compliment. :P

 

 

 

I think he means that she's a media prostitute, which is much more publicly shameful.

 

 

 

Well, the fact she filmed herself having sex and now she's making money from it pretty much qualifies as prostitution to me.

 

 

 

Carlos Mencia is also a joke-stealing hack.

 

 

 

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Well, the fact she filmed herself having sex and now she's making money from it pretty much qualifies as prostitution to me.
Technically that would make it pornography. If she got money off the guy she was with for the act... then that there is prostitution.
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Carlos Mencia is also a joke-stealing hack.

 

 

 

You are also a Dee Dee Dee! (sorry, i had to)

 

 

 

Anyways, Paris Hilton = rich, thats the only reason shes famous.

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Why hate her? Is she really such a terrible person? She has money and she's famous. That opens a lot of doors. Unfortunately a lot of "bad" doors. I don't think she's proud of everything she has done. But who is? Is it her fault that media decides to follow her every move? I don't know, but the media delivers what the people want. Her life is glamorous and extraodinary, filled with juicy stuff to write about. I think we should lay off her back, seriously let people live their lives.

 

 

 

The difference between her and anyone else in her lifestyle position is that she basks in the fact that she's famous, she's always on TV and that she's an heiress (granted, I'm speculating, but I'd say it's a safe bet). I don't so much loathe her as a person (if I gave her a spray earlier on, factor in this new post as a more accurate depiction of my opinion on the matter), but the fact that she is so popular among 14 year old girls who don't know the first thing about reality and try to emulate her every move as if it's a realistic and viable life to live. The whole celebrity/popular/fasionable culture just anoys me sometimes.

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Carlos Mencia is also a joke-stealing hack.

 

 

 

No he isn't. By the Federal Copyright Law he wouldn't have a show if that was true. Especially on a Viacom network.

 

 

 

There are no copyrights reguarding comedic material. Any moron can look at Mencia's shows and easily realize most of the work is stolen. I'll agree with Carlos' own statement that a similar joke doesn't always mean stealing, it just means coincidence - that is true, but Carlos has OBVIOUSLY stolen other material from people like Ari Shaffir and Joe Rogan, to name a couple. It crosses the barrier from simply "similar jokes" to out-right theft.

 

 

 

Just because he isn't breaking a law doesn't mean he isn't being a dishonest little turd. Durrr.

 

 

 

Not to mention the dude isn't even remotely funny on his own. And how many times do we have to endure the slightly-ethnic comic doing stereotype jokes? YAWN. Seen it a million times. Boring. They're all the same.

 

 

 

Oh, and he isn't even a Mexican. He's from Honduras. And half German.

 

 

 

Oh, and his name isn't Carlos Mencia, it's Ned Arnel Holness. Oh, sorry...Was Ned Holness not Mexican enough, Captain liar? Had to change your name to Carlos Mencia? Nice...Idiot.

 

 

 

When does the honesty start?

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You guys say "I hate Paris Hilton, they spend so much time talking about her!"

 

 

 

Yet here we stand, 6 pages all about Paris.

 

 

 

Contribute a thread to soldiers, and let this one die.

 

 

 

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The difference between her and anyone else in her lifestyle position is that she basks in the fact that she's famous, she's always on TV and that she's an heiress (granted, I'm speculating, but I'd say it's a safe bet). I don't so much loathe her as a person (if I gave her a spray earlier on, factor in this new post as a more accurate depiction of my opinion on the matter), but the fact that she is so popular among 14 year old girls who don't know the first thing about reality and try to emulate her every move as if it's a realistic and viable life to live. The whole celebrity/popular/fasionable culture just anoys me sometimes.

 

I don't think we can blame Paris for 14 year old girls living their fantasy worlds. Did she ask to be a role model for them? If she did, I'd say she's doing a terrible job. But if not, then people imitating Paris are just stupid. Be yourself instead.

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Carlos Mencia is also a joke-stealing hack.

 

 

 

No he isn't. By the Federal Copyright Law he wouldn't have a show if that was true. Especially on a Viacom network.

 

 

 

Oh come on. That's like saying Dennis Leary didn't steal Bill Hicks' material because 'he never got caught'. :|

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The difference between her and anyone else in her lifestyle position is that she basks in the fact that she's famous, she's always on TV and that she's an heiress (granted, I'm speculating, but I'd say it's a safe bet). I don't so much loathe her as a person (if I gave her a spray earlier on, factor in this new post as a more accurate depiction of my opinion on the matter), but the fact that she is so popular among 14 year old girls who don't know the first thing about reality and try to emulate her every move as if it's a realistic and viable life to live. The whole celebrity/popular/fasionable culture just anoys me sometimes.

 

I don't think we can blame Paris for 14 year old girls living their fantasy worlds. Did she ask to be a role model for them? If she did, I'd say she's doing a terrible job. But if not, then people imitating Paris are just stupid. Be yourself instead.

 

 

 

Of course, but generally 14 year old girls are too naieve to know any better. Seeing as parenting is on the decline, we should demand more from influential media figureheads like Paris. In a perfect world parents would tell teach thier 14 year old girls not to act like people like Paris but it's not always that easy. Believe me, I hate making excuses for bad parents but either thousands of them change thier attitude or one person, Paris, does. She's not the only one to blame though, of course.

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Haha I just read that Arnold isn't going to go and help her get out of Jail. Stating he's got far more important things to do. So true. I want to see her go to Jail, though she'll probably find a way in making money off that. She'll probably sell her Jail life experience to the media for a few gazillion. :roll:

 

 

 

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HAH. Shows how pityfull Paris is. Go Arnold :D .

 

 

 

Its true, she is dumb.

 

Most spoiled brats dont get far in life, most of them change in order to survive. Some of them like Paris just lives in a dream, and she needs to wake up and get real about life.

 

 

 

I'm sorry for the dog though, named Tinkerbell and being held near Paris all the time, wearing jewellry. HumiliationÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâò

 

 

 

Support Tinkerbell, make her a normal dog with a normal dog life.

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