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I want to FORNICATE with Paris Hilton who cares about some soilder that shouldn't even be in IRAQ

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Anyway Paris is like the embodiment of every blonde in films, a [wagon] rich girl who people like because of the way she looks. Honestly if it weren't for Daddy's money nobody would pay attention to her. Her act seriously needs to change.

 

 

 

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Bob went for a night out with his mates, he had a few drinks and tried to drive home, big deal its only a five minute drive, however the police noticed him and tailed him, he arrives home and the police make their move, he fails to provide a breath test and is sent to the cells for a blood test. He is found to he drunk and is jailed for 3 months and banned from driving for a further 12. He serves his time like any other.

 

 

 

However since this is Paris, she gets a shorter sentence yet still she thinks shes too good for that. She wants out of it.

 

 

 

She sees herself as a role model to young girls, 14 year old girls do not really know what is right (well most of em). Now in 10 years we wind up with like 10 more people like Paris. Now since they might end up famous for each one there will be like 10 more who may make it in the next ten years. She needs to get her head out of her own [wagon] and see what is happening in the world around her.

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Then again, half of the news stations I see playing this are saying how ridiculous it really is... and I think it is completely unfair that she is now paying it in her mansion.

 

 

 

On the radio I heard something funny about this, the host said "At least make the sentence a little more harsh than letting her stay in her house... at least put her in the guest house beside the pool!"

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While I think it's stupid that the news networks are devoting so much time to her today, I have to admit that the whole ordeal has been hilarious to watch. Paris is now on her way to serving a 45 day jail sentence. :lol: \'

 

 

 

Props to that judge, who didn't put up with any crap.

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I, too, was going to pass this thread over, to show my contempt. but after reading:

 

 

 

Hilton left the room in tears, Screaming for her mother

 

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I have to +1.

 

 

 

+1

 

 

 

She's worth less than the effort it took to write this post.

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I know. It's absolutely [developmentally delayed]ed. Paris Hilton (and multiple other celebrities) get so much media attention it's not even funny.

 

 

 

THIS IS FOX NEWS AT 5!!! Tonight, we have BREAKING news...Paris Hilton was casually walking out of her home when she saw a delightful kitten and adopted it! She says.."Hopefully, like..this will like..inspire young girls to like...be kinder and stuff to like...the Animal Kingdom...likelikelikelikeLIKE...." That is all. In other news, there is a plague of giant whales approaching north america to kill everybody. Whatever. Back to American Idol

 

 

 

 

 

Just an example, folks. It's [developmentally delayed]ed though. The new sis covering HER story about getting 40 days in jail or whatever, and is actually going off about the sentence being 'wrong'..when at the same time, we have a war going on in a foreign country with many people DYING daily.

 

 

 

Yes, I'm tired of Paris Hilton and the media in general. :evil: :evil: :evil:

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I know. It's absolutely [developmentally delayed]. Paris Hilton (and multiple other celebrities) get so much media attention it's not even funny.

 

 

 

THIS IS FOX NEWS AT 5!!! Tonight, we have BREAKING news...Paris Hilton was casually walking out of her home when she saw a delightful kitten and adopted it! She says.."Hopefully, like..this will like..inspire young girls to like...be kinder and stuff to like...the Animal Kingdom...likelikelikelikeLIKE...." That is all. In other news, there is a plague of giant whales approaching north america to kill everybody. Whatever. Back to American Idol

 

 

 

 

 

Just an example, folks. It's [developmentally delayed] though. The new sis covering HER story about getting 40 days in jail or whatever, and is actually going off about the sentence being 'wrong'..when at the same time, we have a war going on in a foreign country with many people DYING daily.

 

 

 

Yes, I'm tired of Paris Hilton and the media in general. :evil: :evil: :evil:

 

 

 

I feel your example, however farcical, is actually a morbidly accuracte depiction of American pop culture. Try to mask real issues with 15 second throw away meaningless crap that wont mean anything the next day. Eveyone has the attention span of a fish when it comes to pop culture.

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I, too, was going to pass this thread over, to show my contempt. but after reading:

 

 

 

Hilton left the room in tears, Screaming for her mother

 

owned

 

 

 

I have to +1.

 

 

 

+1

 

 

 

She's worth less than the effort it took to write this post.

 

 

 

+1

 

 

 

It was just that cool.

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She brings new meaning to "keep talking sh*t about me, you're making me famous".

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...still, you've got to envy the policeman that got to handcuff her :wink:

 

 

 

Indeed, he would get to be the one to say "HA! SERVES YOU RIGHT, (censored)!"

 

 

 

He wouldn't be looking places... no of course not... :anxious:

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I can make a timeline of all the events in Paris's 1 week media rush.

 

 

 

1. Paris gets arrested

 

2. Play-by-play account of her trial

 

3. Paris's filthy jail cell!

 

4. Paris's quotes on the trial, and quotes from her family.

 

5. PARIS GETS 45 DAYS IN JAIL!!!!! UNFAIR!!!

 

6. detailed description of Paris's FIRST day in prison

 

7. detailed description of how other inmates reacted

 

8. GASP! Paris now gets 45 days in HOUSE ARREST! No more jail time!

 

 

 

 

 

All this happened in about a 3 day span. detailed descriptions of anything in Paris's jail time that can be considered news. Any other person in the world and all they say is "so-and-so was arrested for so-and-so years in prison. in other news, a lady fell off a cliff..." etc etc. she gets a 45 DAY PRISON SENTENCE and there are mass protests and Paris goes to the GOVERNOR for a pardon. then she compares herself to a U.S. PRESIDENT by saying "you pardoned Reagen, why can't you pardon me?". Hah, very convincing on account that Schwarzennagger (mad skillz spelling?) had NO effect on Reagan's pardon?

 

 

 

 

 

Paris Hilton sickens me. 45 days and all hell breaks loose. for DUIs, people get a lot more than 45 days in jail. theres fines, possibly loss of license, etc. she gets a month and a half in jail and there is controversy all over the place/

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I'm sorry it had to come to this.

 

 

 

YOU'RE ALL IGNORANT FOOLS.

 

 

 

There are thousands of people who do far worse things, many times and get away scott free.

 

 

 

Paris Hilton is no angel, however you all make it seem like she's the only person ever to do something wrong and get away with it. At least she got hugely televised so she gets plenty of shame and hate her way.

 

 

 

I still think she's a [developmentally delayed] though.

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I saw on the news and on Best Week Ever a video where this old guy with grey hair was announcing (I guess in a press conference) to the public what had been decided and you can hear this guy go, "OH NO! OH GOD NO!" in a joking manner. :P If anyone can find this video, I want it!

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Well, I am watching Jay Leno's monologue right now... let's just say that Jay, Dave, Conan and Jimmy will have monologue material for weeks now. Such is the Cult of Celebrity.

 

 

 

The girl has a cell to herself. It's not like she is in danger. She just needs to put her big girl britches on and get it over with.

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