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Enough with the Chuck Norris crap

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If you love chuck norris pm me i can send ya quite a few.

 

 

 

I find them pretty funny myself.

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We should make this the Chuck Norris appreciation thread. :P

 

 

 

 

 

Here is a fun clip of him fighting Bruce Lee in a movie.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBELvv3UDuk

 

 

 

Chuck loses in the movie because its a Bruce Lee movie but he was actually the world champion in martial arts fighting sometime in the 70's if I remember correctly.

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Bill Brasky.

I really wouldn't call it an era. It was more of a definitive time period during which dinstinctive characteristics were expressed in similar ways.

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Wow. Who still uses these jokes? Let alone find them funny.

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Wow. Who still uses these jokes? Let alone find them funny.
The people who just found out about them =]

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Wow. Who still uses these jokes? Let alone find them funny.
The people who just found out about them =]

 

Then they must've just found out about the internet.

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My favourite Chuck Norris facts, for people who don't know him.

 

 

 

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.

 

 

 

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

 

 

 

Chuck Norris can delete the recycle bin.

 

 

 

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

 

 

 

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

 

 

 

This one is actually true;

 

Chuck Norris has been to Mars. That's why there are no signs of life there.

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egamer"]chuck is old, just like his jokes.

 

 

 

And your sense of humour :)

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The only people who tell you that you can't do something are those who have already given up on their own dreams so feel the need to discourage yours.

if u ate chucks beard hair u would live forever..too bad they would tear apart ur digestive track and send u into hellish pain for the rest of existance.

 

 

 

when mathew mark luke and john asked what would jesus do, jesus asked what would chuck do.

 

 

 

chuck has his own size of clothes.

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egamer"]chuck is old, just like his jokes.

 

 

 

And your sense of humour :)

 

 

 

Except it's not about that at all. It's the fact that every person aged 10-16 used these jokes everywhere for several months. They just got really boring, really fast. I bet if you heard the same jokes several times a day for several months, you'd find them boring as well.

 

 

 

EDIT: You actually get a probation for using these jokes on a forum I visit - and guess what, it's a comedy website.

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Yep, and I still have no idea who he is. But if it makes people happy to tell them, let them be.

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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked this thread so hard, it moved to off-topic.

 

 

 

Chuck Norris jokes are hilarious, I dunno what's wrong with y'all!

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Yep, and I still have no idea who he is.

 

 

 

Neither do I, and I don't feel inclined to find out.

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On the official forums.

 

 

 

Some of them can be pretty funny. THey're not really that over used... :roll:

 

 

 

Yea but the part that gets old is when you say something like "Oh man, no one can do that" and then someone else says "Chuck Norris could! HARHARHARHARHARHARHARHAR". I dont actually hear the actual jokes as much as I hear people just say "Chuck Norris" when ever they think it make sense.

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The jokes do get annoying after a while. But people who complain about the use of the jokes are even more annoying. Just let it go, why do we need to debate if the jokes are funny or not?

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The jokes do get annoying after a while. But people who complain about the use of the jokes are even more annoying. Just let it go, why do we need to debate if the jokes are funny or not?

 

Very well said. It's amazing how similar the whole 'debate' is to the liking/disliking of Napoleon Dynamite. First it was new, underground, hilarious - then people started getting angry when it became big, overused, repeated etc.

The jokes do get annoying after a while. But people who complain about the use of the jokes are even more annoying. Just let it go, why do we need to debate if the jokes are funny or not?
Amen, as long as the one I saw is one that I've never seen before, I don't mind it.
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Bill Brasky.

I really wouldn't call it an era. It was more of a definitive time period during which dinstinctive characteristics were expressed in similar ways.

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This is one of my favorites:

 

 

 

Chuck Norris once got into a fight with a one armed ninja. Seeing that he was at a disadvantage, Chuck promptly tore off both of his arms and one of his legs (in that order). Chuck then roundhouse kicked the ninja in the head, killing him instantly. He then proceeded to sew his limbs back on with a tent stake and some rusty barbed wire that happened to be laying nearby.

 

 

 

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Chuck Norris once destroyed a part of Earth so large with his round house kick. We now call that place the Barrens

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At 11:30 you should start holding your head underwater wo0t!!!
Stop acting such a moron.
Chuck Norris once destroyed a part of Earth so large with his round house kick. We now call that place the Barrens

 

 

 

I am in the barrens right now..... man.... its bad still.

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