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the ring that turns you into an egg.

 

 

 

use it in real life in the city you'll be dead in a minute.

 

 

 

you can eat 4 eva!!!!

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Weapon-wise, probably an abby whip. Seriously, whips cant kill anybody, especially that black noodle-rope that we call a whip.

 

Overall, any book. Those things are like three pages long, but still are huge! The pages must be like, 5 inches thick each!

 

Or maybe a cooked shark. What the heck can you manage with that?

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Tokkul! No wait you can use that as emergency shotgun ammo...

 

 

 

Dragon bones can be sold to a museum... hmm... party hats can be auctioned if you get someone famous to sign them... ashes are perfect camouflage in a blizzard, if you ever need camouflage... burnt meat can be used to make a burger (Hey it can't be as bad as Micky Dee's, at least it used to be meat, they make their burgers from cardboard!)... and you can always use your firecape to start a bonfire if necessary. Or a wildfire.

 

 

 

No, I think the most useless thing is the instructions to using a cannon. As Leesters once proved a VERY long time ago, they're completely useless. :D

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abby whip

 

 

 

nope, if they can go 2000 mph they can kill someone.

 

 

 

i think they can go 2000. :-k

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Got to go with the shantay disclaimer.

 

Give someone a paper cut. (since u can supposedly hurt people for no apparent reason with anything... *cough*EMP*cough* :wink: )

 

 

 

But really, I would probably go with the disclaimer too.

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An old boot. Quite useless in RS too.

 

Molten Glass. Now that's dangerous and useless (unless you are a master crafter on real life and can make something out of it).

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there no such thing a a useless item, this thread will go on forever cause everything is usefull in rs for a reason and in real life we would make up reasons and situations for that reason, it you want a real useless item you must think of something so usefull that it blows it's uses to oblivon causing exposure to usable radiation!, which can be used to calm babies

 

 

 

SEE??

Don't you know the first rule of MMO's? Anyone higher level than you has no life, and anyone lower than you is a noob.

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But with ashes you can use them to ummm ...

 

Bless people on ash wednesday! I think that's a wednesday anyway.

 

 

 

The most useless item to have would definitely be ...

 

 

 

A full set of Karil's armor+bow. It's the most useless item in RS, too, what a coincidence.

 

 

 

yup, its wednesday. i actually think the most useless thing would have to be an axe with no head

 

 

 

 

 

you could beat people with the headless axe and get more stuff..

 

 

 

 

 

but the most pointless item would be a giant easter egg (easter egg, you ever realize how big they are compared to other items). it would rot and then what would you do with it? throw it at the neighbor kids?

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A castle wars ticket i meen whos gonna ever want that in real life

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Ashes, in real life can be made into diamonds.

 

not really worthless !

 

 

 

probley a Party hat

 

 

 

Naaa little kids use party hats at christmas and surprisingly...at parties.

 

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Ashes, in real life can be made into diamonds.

 

not really worthless !

 

 

 

probley a Party hat

 

 

 

Naaa little kids use party hats at christmas and surprisingly...at parties.

 

:wink:

 

Oh I've always thought party hats were for funerals...

 

Uhm, the ring of life because you don't have hp?

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Oh I've always thought party hats w ere for funerals..

 

 

 

-.- people would kill you..... :boohoo:

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2bill in gold would be worthless irl

 

 

 

and ashes would be the most useful

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

if you think I'm serious you need to be shot...(switch em around kay?)

 

 

 

Dude, if you had 2bill in gold irl you'd be like the richest guy ever :-0

 

 

 

My opinion probably runes aswell lol :P

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2bill in gold would be worthless irl

 

 

 

and ashes would be the most useful

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

if you think I'm serious you need to be shot...(switch em around kay?)

 

 

 

Dude, if you had 2bill in gold irl you'd be like the richest guy ever :-0

 

 

 

My opinion probably runes aswell lol :P

 

 

 

yea, i would love to have 2b gold irl........ derrr

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