Funny Level 99 Messages

[Killy_the_Kid]

This is a thread about the fake abilities you can do at 99, and the message it says. Example: Your fishing is now 99, you can now hunt blue whales. If you have any ideas, post them.

 

 

 

The only rules are: it has to be a RS skill, nothing like bot-killing or anything; and it has to relate to that skill.

 

 

 

If you have trouble thinking of things, think of something in that skill irl that takes lots of experience.

 

 

 

Congratulations, your Attack level is now 99! You...

 

...are now the best person at that one game where idiots try to stab in between their fingers.

 

...can now duel Chuck Norris. Good luck winning. :roll:

 

...can now split a sword in two down the long side.

 

 

 

Congratulations, your Hitpoints level is now 99! You...

 

...are now immortal.

 

...can....hey! You pc'd that!

 

...are immune to illnesses. Try getting out of school/work now!

 

 

 

Congratulations, your Mining level is now 99! You...

 

...can now use dynamite.

 

...can now use 10-ton drills.

 

...can get the Hell outta that damn cave now.

 

...officially have no life.

 

...can go above ground for once and get a damn tan, you albino mole! Oh yeah, and that wouldn't hurt to have in real life, either.

 

...can now mine white, black, and dragon ore.

 

...can now mine with your bare hands! Hurts like Hell though.

 

 

 

Congratulations, your Strength level is now 99! You...

 

...can now arm wrestle Atlas.

 

...can now crush diamonds with your bare hands.

 

...have used more "str pots" than Barry Bonds.

 

...hopefully don't have this as your first combat skill to hit 99, cuz then..................................... :evil: I won't be too happy. :evil:

 

...can now pick up fat people and throw them at macros!

 

...can now tear phonebooks in half!

 

...are now a str noob! Congrats.

 

 

 

Congratulations, your Agility level is now 99! You...

 

...can now jump over yews (tribute to mario sunny).

 

...can now challenge light to a race. (Heh, good luck trying to go 670,616,629.9 mph. Or 1,079,252,848.8 km/h.)

 

...can now be the first to outrun the cops on "Cops."

 

...can now jump the border without getting caught!

 

...can now dodge bullets (if they existed).

 

...can stop running 'till your lungs explode now.

 

...may attempt to jump the Grand Canyon.

 

...should see a doctor. Like now.

 

...can leave Ape Atoll and never return.

 

...r computer now has no lag!

 

 

 

Congratulations, your Smithing level is now 99! You can now...

 

...make tanks out of 783 steel bars.

 

...smith rune plates, legs, and skirts! Too bad that takes forever, even at 99!

 

...make horseshoes! Too bad there aren't any horses! And the game doesn't even exist! So all you have are hundreds of metal U's!

 

...smith pickaxes! Too bad you don't need them anymore!

 

...can now smith computers! I dont see how that'd work since all the metal parts are super small and made of silicone...

 

 

 

Congratulations your Defence level is now 99! You...

 

...are now invincible.

 

...have lost all emotion, and are now a solitary robot. :|

 

...can now resist the puppy-dog face, you stone-cold, emotionless freak.

 

...can now stop bullets with your teeth, if you knew what they were. (Also works for Agility.)

 

...are gonna be called a def noob for life.

 

...can now beat your enemy senseless with your sheild!

 

 

 

Congratulations your Herblore level is now 99! You...

 

...just found out it used to be "Herblaw."

 

...can now make life elixers.

 

...have been arrested for production, possesion, and distrubution.

 

...can now cure cancer! It'd be nice if you did.

 

...can now make ipicac syrup and laugh as noobs throw up all over Lumbridge!

 

 

 

Congratulations, your Fishing level is now 99! You...

 

...can get the Hell away from the water, you socially-challenged person.

 

...can now hunt blue whales.

 

...see that sharks swim away from you.

 

...have struck a tremendous blow to marine life.

 

...can now catch Jaws and save the [developmentally delayed]ed, yes this is exactly what I said, ignorent swimmers of Amity!

 

...have killed half the world by exterminating all fish. Good going.

 

 

 

Congratulations, your Ranged level is now 99! You...

 

...can now use grenade launchers.

 

...can now use sniper rifles.

 

...realize you've spent millions on arrows and point ur longbow at yourself.

 

...can now use the Atom Bomb Launcher and Black Hole Generator from Heli Attack 3!

 

...can now pk from 2 whole screens away.

 

 

 

Congratulations, your Theiving level is now 99! You...

 

...can walk up to the queen of England, steal her jewelry, and walk away.

 

...'re goin' to jail.

 

...will probably never use this ever again.

 

... you can now -- Hey! Where'd my wallet go?!

 

...must go directly to jail. Do not pass GO. Do not collect 200gp.

 

 

 

Congratulations, your Cooking level is now 99! You...

 

...have done something thousands of people have before you.

 

...have maxed out the easiest skill.

 

...can now cook human! (Mmm, cannibalism. :twisted: \ )

 

...may now cook yourself.

 

...got salmonella from cooking too much salmon.

 

...have invented the microwave!

 

 

 

Congratulations, your Prayer level is now 99! You...

 

...are now a god of RS.

 

...have maxed out the hardest F2P skill.

 

...now own Vatican City.

 

...are friends with the pope.

 

...stupidly claim you are bigger than Jesus. Then deny it seven years later.

 

...can now walk on water (thanks to a glitch).

 

...now respawn in Heaven, and the next time you die, you get to spend the rest of eternity there. Have fun PKing.

 

...can now bury Macro bones, assuming you have 99 Slayer.

 

 

 

Congratulations, your Crafting level is now 99! You...

 

...can now make Davids and other masterpieces.

 

...should have left it at 90 cuz its fricken useless!!

 

...can now craft skillcapes!

 

...can now make paper airplanes.

 

 

 

Congratulations, your Firemaking level is now 99! You...

 

...are now a world arsonist.

 

...can now burn down your own house for 10,000 xp.

 

...are going to jail for a very very long time. Like life.

 

...can now seek a therapist for the screaming trees nightmares you have.

 

...have ruined Gielnorian air for everybody. Great.

 

...are the world's biggest contributer to global warming. Thanks.

 

...can now burn driftwood!

 

 

 

Congratulations, you Magic level is now 99! You...

 

...realize, like the Ranger, that you've spent millions on expirable ammo, and aim a Fire Wave at yourself.

 

...can now pull a rabbit out of a hat!.

 

...can now summon fish from your sleeves.

 

...can now cast Avada kedavra from 20 bloods and 50 deaths (what do you expect from a one-hit KO spell?).

 

...realize those punks at Hogwarts don't need runes and transfer there.

 

...can stop alching now.

 

...can now leave Pest Control.

 

 

 

Congratulations, your Fletching level is now 99! You...

 

...managed to hang in there after hours and hours and hours of energy-depleting monotony!

 

...can now work for Big 5 making arrows.

 

...have found out you have carpal tunnel.

 

...can now string guitars! Too bad the closest thing to that that exists is a little banjo!

 

 

 

Congratulations, your Woodcutting level is 99! You...

 

...have joined the ranks of such elites as Lao1184, Yih83, and our favourite, 716872004361.

 

...must really like wood. :-s

 

...have mastered the simplest (but not easiest) skill.

 

...are number 18,362 in the wc highscores. I mean 19,501. I mean...

 

...are under arrest for massive deforestation.

 

...can now delete your bot software.

 

 

 

Congratulations, your Runecrafting level is now 99! You...

 

...can now make ultra mega giga doppler froob runes.

 

...can take off your Penance gloves, Boots of lightness, and Spottier cape now.

 

...can stop running now.

 

...can now craft Omega runes.

 

...can now craft Tip.It runes! Used in the devastating HYT spell!

 

 

 

Congratulations, your Slayer level is now 99! You...

 

...can now kill Duradel.

 

...realize that Slayer is just a seat-filler in skills.

 

...now have another reason to stop training this useless skill. You mastered it.

 

...can now slay Macros! I suggest you start right away.

 

 

 

Congratulations, your Farming level is now 99! You...

 

...have wasted your life.

 

...can now speak with an accent!

 

...can grow "groovy" plants.

 

...can now wear overalls.

 

...can now wear straw hats or a wool beret.

 

...have found a dog named Bingo!

 

...can now wear a cape with a water can on it. So worth it, and manly too! -.-

 

...are now attracted to your cousin.

 

...can now grow money trees to replace the money you spent on countless seeds and other crap. Oh and the money trees are 1mil ea. and u can collect 1k every week, so it'll pay for itself in...19 years. So worth it.

 

 

 

Congratulations, your Construction level is now 99! You...

 

...can now enter real estate.

 

...can pay off your mortgage! (FINALLY!!)

 

...have wasted hundreds of millions of gold on something the rest of the world can only see if they wanted to.

 

...can now invite girls over for a "slumber" party! 8-)

 

...can now build a box around yourself when noobs ask for fr33 st00f pl0xy!

 

...can now make the Breakfast Machine from Family Guy in your Dining Room! (If you don't know what that is, search family guy breakfast machine on youtube or something.)

 

 

 

Congratulations, your Hunter level is now 99! You...

 

...have driven all of the most exotic animals to extinction. Nice one.

 

...can now rope-trap macros from yews!

 

...can now use 22-caliber rifles.

 

...can now hunt world 2 merchants.

 

...have a hitman from PETA waiting for you at home. Have a nice day.

 

...can now hunt other players and watch them squirm in their box traps.

 

...can now find bin Laden!

 

...can untie that Greenpeace guy now.

 

...can now catch Pokemon (Beware, Pokeballs are 1mil each). Gotta skin 'em all!

 

 

 

Congratulations, you are level 99 in everything! You...

 

...have absolutely no life! What the Hell is wrong with you? Did you sleep in a microwave as a baby?

 

...you're now in the top 24! You receive: nothing! The game is all downhill from now on! You should have just played casually like normal people!

 

...have wasted hundreds of hours of your life! You could have helped your community, but no! You played a game, a meaningless program, instead of supporting our troops, or pressed your town to improve itself!

 

...have nothing to do now!

 

 

 

Congratulations, you have completed all quests! You...

 

...can now use the Quest cape, the one with the emote that has nothing to do with questing! (I did all the quests, so why am I being electrocuted?)

 

...have been through pages of half-baked dialogue, grade F humor, and you killed a giant, magnificent bird (the Roc) that never did anything to you! Be ashamed, be very ashamed.

 

...should stop dancing now as a new quest will soon be released that will strip you of your cape!

[nomadmike]

Congratulations, your Attack level is now 99, you can now:

 

...snipe from a mile away

 

 

 

Wouldn't that be range related?

 

 

 

Congratulations, your Farming level is now 99, you can now:

 

...Grow your "Special" herbs :XD:

 

 

 

Congratulations, your Firemaking level is now 99, you can now:

 

...Commit arson on houses :

[mario_sunny]

Intersting topic :)

 

 

 

I've got one:

 

 

 

Congratulations, your agility is 99

 

You can now jump over yew trees.

[RabidChipmunk]

Congratulations, you're Mining level is now 99.

 

You can now: Go outside for a while and stop mining.

[Killy_the_Kid]

Congratulations, your Attack level is now 99, you can now:

 

...snipe from a mile away

 

 

 

Wouldn't that be range related?

 

 

 

Congratulations, your Farming level is now 99, you can now:

 

...Grow your "Special" herbs :XD:

K ill fix it to something that needs good aim not related to -- aha!

[firsttsurugi]

Congratulations, your con is now level 99

 

You can now play football with Adam Sandler against the pros.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

now seriously...

 

 

 

Congratulations, your magic level is 99.

 

You can now cast "Atomic Explosion"

[gremmy]

Congratulations, your prayer level is now 99, now:

 

 

 

... Saradomin will obey you.

[Giordano]

Congratulations, your Magic level is 99!

 

You can now pull a rabit out of a hat!

 

 

 

Congratulations, your Range level is 99!

 

You can now wield a AK-47!

 

 

 

Congratulations, your Construction level is 99!

 

You can now build a M18 Hellcat tank!

[Etta]

Congratulations, you're Mining level is now 99.

 

You can now: Go outside for a while and stop mining.

 

 

 

Haha. :lol:

[spitfire095]

congratulations, your fishing level is now 99

 

you will now NOT burn food

[BabyPunchers]

Congratulations you're Farming level is now 99. You now:

 

 

 

have wasted you're life.

 

 

 

:)

[spacheco]

congtatulations! your hebalore is now 99

 

...you can now identify marijiwana and roll joints!

[firsttsurugi]

Congratulations, your thieving level is now 99.

 

You can now steal the crown off various royalties heads.

[rickyz93]

congratulations your Hunter is now 99

 

...you can now go outside killing squirrels without people looking at you \

[SedrikI]

Congratulation you're 99 Smithing You are now:

 

 

 

Able to make yew autoers :mrgreen:

 

 

 

 

 

Congratulations you're 99 Firemaking You are now:

 

 

 

Able to set POH on fire :

[Adventurer]

Congratulations! You are now 99 Thieving!!

 

 

 

You can now take Party Pete's and The Wise Old Man's Partyhats!!

[Warlover]

Congratulation you're 99 Woodcutting You are now:

 

able to use a chainsaw!

 

 

 

Congratulation you're 99 Prayer You are now:

 

God!

 

 

 

Congratulation you're 99 Agility You are now:

 

able to avoid anything Matrix style!

 

 

 

Congratulation you're 99 Fletching You are now:

 

able to make bazookas & high-explosive rounds!

[firsttsurugi]

Congratulations, your prayer is now level 99.

 

You have now gained Gods favor over jesus christ.

 

 

 

Congratulations, your slayer is now level 99.

 

You can now slay slayer masters.

[Toad]

Cba doing right font on second one o.O

 

 

 

[krisc6]

Cba doing right font on second one o.O

 

 

 

 

may i siggie that :lol:

 

 

 

congratulations you have achieved 99 agility.

 

you can now run accross water.

 

 

 

congratulations you have achieved 99 slayer.

 

the games all downhill from their on in :ohnoes:

[yomom1919]

Congratulations your crafting level is 99 you..

 

should have left it at 90 because its frickin useless!

[underu2000]

Congratulations! Your firemaking level is now 99! You can now:

 

Do nothing useful at all, like usual.

 

 

 

Congratulations! Your defence level is now 99! You can now:

 

Resist the puppy-dog-face.

 

 

 

Congratulations! Your agility is now 99! You can now:

 

Be the first to escape from "Cops"

 

 

 

Congratulations! Your magic level is now 99 prayer! You can now:

 

Save dragons from being extinct.

[Giordano]

I got some more... :P

 

 

 

Congratulations, your Agility level is 99!

 

You can now jump the border without getting caught!

 

 

 

Congratulations, your prayer level is 99!

 

You can now compete with Jesus Christ!

[no_way2go]

Congratulations, your construction level is 99!

 

You just wasted 150M !

[Sam]

Congratulations, your Magic is 99, you can now summon fish from your sleeves.